Why do you feel the need to write insensitive comments on my facebook page? I have never been mean to you
I don't want tomorrow to be Monday. I want the weekend to last a little longer
I know you have a cold, but mummy has done everything she can for you. Now go to bloody sleep!!
I don't want to go to work tomorrow!!
DS has figured out how to open 3 different baby proofing locks. Sh!t
It's not what he said (although he is wrong and when someone says no, even if you're married it's still r4pe) it's the fact that I asked you if you had heard from him and you lied. 4days you've known about that email! 4 flucking days!
What part of my statement "I just need some space" do you not understand?!?! STOP CALLING ME!
it's fine for you to come and stay at my house - but DO NOT TOUCH MY TOASTER SETTINGS!!!!
No I am not sorry for my mother, she is a grown woman, and needs a life
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