Thanks hubby... I really appreciated being embarrassed by having you tell all my friends about our sex life...
You are a horrible horrible racist back biting evil evil old lady why would I send you photos.... YOU are so mean to me. LEAVE US ALONE !!!! DD does not need a grandmother like you in her life. STOP haunting me!!!
centrelink online services: get your sh*t together, I'm sick of not being able to estimate OR claim
WTF - bees!? There is a swarm of bees hanging out outside my kitchen window and bees keep finding their way in. So far the bee body count is 9. I don't like spraying insects while pregnant but I like being stung even less. And now the kitty has become intrigued by them. If they're still swarming tomorrow I'm afraid I'll come home from work to a stung kitty.
Bloody apiarists letting their bees scout for new hives in residential areas.
laundry pile!!! I'm too sick - IRON YOURSELF!
Child, stop wriggling, squirming, pinching and groaning and go to sleep!!!
If one more little brat at the park touches my kid, im seriously going to hunt down their parents and slap them WATCH YOU DAMN CHILDREN
and folding please fold yourself...
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