I get it, you're a much better mum than me... *rolls eyes*
Do you want me to lay the same guilt & shame on you that you did to me?
Trust me b1tch it is on like donkey ******* kong!
Dear Westfield Bondi Junction, you suck bum.
I came to buy a blow up mattress and the biggest mall in the southern hemisphere didn't even have one ANYWHERE. Then you trapped me for 25 minutes like a rat in a maze, to the point of hyperventilation before I found a street exit.
And then you hid my car.
No more, Evil Mall of Doom. No more.
I know I am evil fir still wanting to use your plastic bags when I shop but I use them for bin liners. My vent is why do you keep making them smaller? They no longer fit in my bin, or hold my groceries, so you end up giving me 3-4 times as many bags. Then you make me feel bad for having so many plastic bags fir my shopping.
Also, mr Goodman Fielder, why do you give me a free Wonder White lunch box that not only isn't magical like the one on tv, but it also does nit hold a slice of wonder white without squishing it! What's the go there huh?
Let's see - you got 6 hours sleep unbroken. I've had 3 hours broken but you are TOO TIRED to get up to him? You suck.
You can keep handing me your shoes DS, but it is too early and too wet to play just now, later means later, no need to crack a tanty!
I hope you realise that when I start FULLTIME work next week it means I can't do everything by myself anymore!!
Yes you work two jobs, but I will be working and looking after your son, which is a 24 hour job in itself ..
And yes I may be working as a mummy nanny, but it doesn't mean I'll be sitting on my **** doing nothing - just in case you were thinking that
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