Who else does not want to leave the house without a "kid muzzle" these days?
Roar asks Lot's of questions.. LOTS of them.. all day everyday.. and I try to answer as honestly and accurately as I can.. I did learn a lesson when she was 2 with "where do babies come from" and she spent a month pointing at pregnant people shouting "Sex!!! Seeeeeeeeex!! LOOK MUM it's SEX!!!" and I thought to myself perhaps to much info for her to comprehend!
But lately it's magnified.. All the TIME..
Today was - FB Status - "Taking Roar out is simply a delight. Get to the shops and she is asked by the kind old teller if she wants a money box, Her reply "Um, Nah, I got no money, but yanno what? when you get grownd up you grow HAIR on your Gina! and when you get Really REALLY old it all falls out again! Isn't that amazing!! - Do you have hair lady?" *Glares at me* - No. "Hey Mum! She really REALLY old!"
Thats nothing to her meeting Santa.
Hey there beautiful girl, what would you like for Christmas?
Santa! Your not the real Santa he be Waaaaaaaaaaay too busy to sit round this time of year..
Um, So what would you like for Christmas?
A Penis.. Or a Brother.. Or just a penis would be O.K.. You a Boy, You already HAVE ONE so I should get one too..
Or following a Poor woman down the cleaning Isle and tugging on her dress to tell her "You got easy off Bam, that is Poison!!!!!!!"
Or asking the bank teller why she is showing a Lot of booby with no baby and no sex..
I think I just won't leave the house anymore.. I thought this started at Primary age not at 2!!!!!!! I have only had a years worth and I am freaking already..