I don't particularly perve on any of them.
I don't like Bill or Sam - I don't think they're attractive and they're jerks.
I like Eric because he's got that jerkish sex-appeal thing going on... but blondes don't really do anything for me.
I like Jason because he's quite sweet, despite the fact he's a moron.
Pam is amusing, but I'm not into girls (she wouldn't be my type if I was).
I think Hoyt is super sweet though... and I adore Lafayette cos he's funny as hell.