you shouldn't have to think too hard about most helpful mod/admin *nudge nudge wink wink*
I want a list of Mod Stat's
Height, age, bra size and shoe size should make some interesting pies
Maybe also a few hubber stats - hmmm off to start a thread....
oh yay.. glad you didn't ask for weight too though
Myztik - im with you, please dont make me embarrass myself with mentioning my weight
Fraudulent reporters reported
Moderator Nomsie releases urgent statement:
"Whilst on a romantic getaway with my BH awards date Robert Pattinson in Barbados, it has come to my attention that yet again another moderator has broken into my newsroom and released a fraudulent news report under the banner of "Bubhub Voice".
Firstly, let me start by saying that up until this afternoon, Katiesmum would have been my vote for most helpful admin/mod. Now, I shall be voting for myself and urge all other registered voters to do the same.
Secondly, all of BH should be outraged by the lies and slander reported in the BH Voice. There is no truth to the story that I climbed a flagpole naked. I am a woman of dignity and grace. If I were to climb a flagpole, I would assure you it would be in nothing less than ballgown and tiara. (Also I would like to clarify that I do not shower my children. I bathe them. Keeps the little brats contained, whereas in a shower they can escape.)
And lastly, I have had to cut my vacay with Robbles short and fly home back to reality. This doth not a happy moderator make. Boo to you Katiesmum, Boo."
It is reported that Nomsie will now be starting her own campaign, designed to pull at the heartstrings of voters in order to tip her over the line in the race for most helpful mod/admin of the year. Keep your eyes peeled for "leaked" photos and documents detailing the many charitable deeds Nomsie partakes in every day.
In other BH related headlines, Working Class Mum is starting work on baking up anoter BH pie. The tasty creations are becoming a regular feature in BH land, and this reporter just cannot wait to see how this mix turns out. (And WCM, I know you are an avic BHB reader, so here are Nom's stats: 167cm, age: 21 [note: all admin & mods are 21], D and 10.)
And speaking of WCM, has she embarassed herself infront of BH royalty with this faux pas:
At the time of printing, Big Bad Brad was yet to comment, although we can only immagine his cheeks were as rosy as WCM's.In BH land, mods are only as 'heavy' as their big pink stick.... *Ahemmm* sorry Brad - their WAND, their big pink sparkly wand....
off to have a lay down, that still came out wrong...
Well dear and loyal readers, don't foget it's valentines day this Sunday. Have you got something special for the special one in your life? If you are currently your own special one, we here at the BHB hope that you have gotten something special for yourself. Rumour has it that chocolate always is a big hit.
Coincidentally, Sunday just also happens to be the day that nominations close. Don't suffer the embarassment of finding out you haven't been nominated for anything, get in there and don't be afraid to nominate yourself. The mods don't gossip about it all that much!
Ray Neday, Bubhub Bugle Bagel Big Boy.
In Other News:
* Hubber backlash at the Big yellow head waving the Australian Flag fires up. Exactly what is he holding that flag with? Why are his ears level with his eyes? And for goodness sake, won't he stop distracting everyone when they are trying to write a post?
* Who is the Hubber said to be going under the "plastic" knife in time for the BH awards? Boobs, nose, chin, waddle (under the chin!) and ear pinning are all on the checklist. Are you in the know? Let us know!
* Awards hosts named: Xkwizit, Jaq and Nomsie will be gracing the stage March 6th. We have your first hand look at their many costume changes, their script writers sit down in a tell all interview, and you won't believe the amount of pinot noir and M&M's ordered for one of the dressing rooms!
Oh no i just realised im not going to be on for the awards! Its my DS's party that night!
Fuchsia it's my DS1's 8th birthday on the awards day too how dare he be so inconsiderate
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