Organisers kick planning schedule into top gear
The organisation of the Bubhub Awards ceremony has reached full capacity as event planners from across the country console themselves they they were not chosen to help organise the Night Of Nights.
Entertainment, music, decorations, menu's- it's all under close scrutiny of organisers and not a single detail will go overlooked.
Already organised is a break from the traditional red carpet this year. Instead of regal approach a more modern twist has been implemented. Specially dyed ShamWow's in a deep crimson red are currently being sewed together by Bhuddist monks in Nepal. For those of you who are attending and are heavily pregnant, fear not if your waters break on the red carpet- the ShamWow will just soak it right up.
It is also a perk for those mother's who have been stuck by their children's sides since birth and are planning on partying it up at the bar. Get a little tipsy and spill your drink? No worries! The ShamWow will save all that embarassment of trying to get the Grasshopper out of your embrioded silk gown whilst trying to fend off rumours that you wet yourself.
As far as catering is concerned, some of the country's best have been called in to duty for your gastronomical delight. Curtis Stone, who will travel back from the US especially for the night will be in charge of the kitchen, but is not too happy about his situation. "I had hoped someone would have actually thought to invite me. Once you look past the nose, I'm not too bad on the eye. But, once it became clear that I wasn't going to be the arm-candy of any Hubber, I put in my application to help cater for the evening, and I'm pleased to say that I beat out Iain "Hewey" Hewitson and that pommy guy from that Fresh Show."
As for the menu, whilst finalisations are yet to be made, rest assured there will be something there for everyone. Administrator Pegasus explains, "We are aware of a wide and varied diet of the bubhubbers. You have your vegans and vegetarians like Chellegoth and Mummabear03, you have your meat lovers like RebekahLeigh and Rosebones, you have your pregnant women with cravings which will make up a large percentage of the night. Which is why, in addition to Curtis and his team working away in kitchen one to a set menu for the evening, we wil actually have another kitchen set aside cooking food to order."
And in case you were wondering- worried about waitstaff for the evening? Wonder no more.
Entertainment is going to be a big part of the evening, and no expense has been spared. Rumoured performers- yet to be confirmed by anyone from the BH camp are Robbie Williams, The Foo Fighters, Taylor Swift and P!nk.
So let the crystal flow from the heavens, as we pop our corks and toast our glasses to the mega-party that is the Bubhub Annual Awards.
Wayne Dwops, Bubhub Bugle snitch.
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