It's NOT over!
Is Butler a "Tiger?"
In a story line parallel to the new infamous Tiger Affair, a new mistress has come forward claiming to be another one of Gerard Butler's secret lovers.
First there was Sockstealingpoltergeist, then there was Theophania, and now brogeybear is another BH member coming forward with pictures claiming she too has shared a bed (and handcuffs) with the bearded beefcake.
Interestingly enough, one of the pictures that Theophania has released to the media, showing her and Butler in the midst of what looks to be a lovers stand-off, appears to be the same woman in brogeybears picture.
Whether or not these two are twins no one is sure- perhaps dopplegangers? (Everyone on facebook is claiming that it's doppleganger week, perhaps this is the reason behind it all?)
Whatever the facts, one thing is for sure- SSP is playing her cards very close to her chest and has not recently released a statement nor made any comment on the claims of infidelity. Is she playing a hurt and silent Elin to Butler's womanising Tiger?
One good piece of information that the BHB has picked up on though, is that Theophania has no intentions of going near Butler again: "Who knows what diseases that man may carry now. I'm not saying that any of the women that have come forward so far have anything wrong with them, but I believe it to be like a cockroach infestation; for every one you know about, assume there are twenty more.
Besides, I have a new man in my life. His name is Vince and he is just gorgeous. Very excitable, if you know what I mean ladies!"
Bubhub Bugle have sourced some exclusive photos of Vince, the famed Shamwow guy.
Yes, dear readers that last picture is a mug shot. *shock, horror*
In other news nominations have died down recently. If you are one of the literally thousands of hubbers who have not yet made one single nomination, get in there and nom nom nom. We have a very reliable source sending out whispers that Earthfairy is most upset she has not received a single nomination for everything.
The Moderators are said to be in discussions as to whether or not she deserves cry baby of the year.
Chris P. Duck, Bubhub Bugle bugle player.
In other news:
* The_Wifey attends Celine Dion concert with best mate Oprah. (Read: The_Wifey sat in Oprah audience and watched her interview Celine Dion.) pg 5.
* Rosebones celebrates her 100th birthday today, who in an interesting twist has sent a telegraph to the Queen instead of the other way round, with the edict that the Queen shall change her name to Queenbones. pg 9.
* Bubhub Forum has two new administrators: Lastcenturymum and Leeny both given higher powers. With more buttons to push comes sparklier undies, less bums to kiss and more people to order around. Induction ceremony pg 13.