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Vote #1 Noms, most helpful mod!!
lol, shameful plug there Noms!
All the latest goss from those in the know!
Yet another day has dawned here in the Bugle office and we are one day closer to A day. (The A standing for awards, quite obviously.) It was a quiet night as far as scandals are concerned, which in turn brings on a quiet news day. Do we let that stop us? Only sometimes. Only sometimes.
We thought we would take this opportunity to bring you some snippets of news and gossip heard about the traps, so sit back dear readers as we take you on the inside and remember- you can only get this callibre of newstainment in your beloved Bubhub Bugle.
First cab off the rank, it seems after going to a lot of trouble to call in the professional hairstylists and make up teams to get their pre awards portrait taken together looking just right, Nomsie and Rob's picture has mysteriously gone missing from Nomsie's avatar. Whilst no one has yet made mention of the change, most fingers are pointed directly at recently released convict veve, who is known to be a mastermind at changing the moderating teams' profiles.
And whilst we are discussing moderators it hasn't been overlooked by us here at the Bugle that no mention has been made of Sal The Gal or Kiwiana. At first it was thought that these two had eloped together and ran away to live in the Himilaya's raising a herd of Donkeys, but this rumour was proven false when this photo appeared of the two plainly standing infront of Uluru. (As to whether or not the two have eloped, there is still no hard evidence either for nor against the claim. Rest assured, when the news breaks, you will read it here in the BHB.)
And lastly whilst we still have a foot inside the modland door, we here at the Bugle would like to send a shout out to Myztik. (Holla, girl!) We do not condone bribery of any sort in this office, but here is an interesting and true piece of information: She prefers Kingstons to Tim Tams. We're just saying.
Still no word yet from RoarsomeMum's camp on whether she has found the vagina purse thread or not, although she had best hurry up and find it soon; not only is it the make-or-break accessory of her outfit, but there are reports that that there had been a rush of nominations over night, and several were for the funniest thread of 09. If you're out there reading this RM, the mods are waiting with baited breath.
And lastly this morning, reports are coming in thick and fast from many of our roving reporters on the ground. Nurse2be has shocked a lot of her friends and family by not only announcing that she will be wearing her birthday suit to the awards night, but by trying it on several times around her home town to try and "wear it in". In what is considered a bold move by many of her peers, Nurse2be is hoping to stand out in a crowd of literally thousands: "Well, many consider it to be a bold move, but I want to stand out in a crowd of literally thousands. I'm not going to be completely starkas though. I will be wearing some little bell earings."
I know one member who will be at the awards night with bells on. Do you?
Ophelia Payne, Bubhub Bugle Janitor.
In other news:
* Uproar from forum members as Lynx reveals it's new advertisment featuring a woman gyrating ontop of a deoderant bottle. Upon questioning, a spokesperson from Unilever- Lynx's parent company- had this to say: "We were told there was at least one man on this forum. There is, isn't there? So far it's yet to be proven..." Details pg 4.
* Shannon Noll disappointed no one has invited him to be their date for the awards night: "What about me? It isn't fair!" Full prose pg 9.
* MCN addict Chesby05 reportedly considering wearing a MCN to the awards night. Other MCN addicts upset they missed out on being the trendsetter, seen to be soaking up tears. (thank god for the boosters) Pictures pg 24.
I will sport one, thread discovered or not, due to "the most helpful" thread in "make it yourself" sections!
It had an odd title, like "how bout this"? - anyone locates it,
(Reward may come in the form of annoying 2 year old or even more annoying 33 year old, or chocolate, not decided yet!)
But yep, I am still looking.. but strongly advise anyone else attempting to keep searches to "IM AWAKE!" Hours.. lest you accidentally wander into Google images and search
Roarsomemum, I actually went into google images yesterday and searched it, I thought maybe I could have attached a pic to that story... nope.
Bada, that dress is actually quite pretty,.. would hate to sweat in it though!
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