LOL Love the Bugle article nomsie!!
LOL Love the Bugle article nomsie!!
Keep checking in, more to come!!
(And you can think Ann Natome and her bugle reporter pals for that!
Scandle: Sockstealingpoltergeists beau, Gerard Butler's apparent affair!!
This just in: In a shock for Sockstealingpoltergeist, new information has come to light regarding not only her date to the BH awards, but her not-so-secret lover Gerard Butler, has been implicated in a torrid affair with relative new-comer to the hub, Theophania.
A scandalous picture of Butler has come to light, reportedly taken by Theophania of Butler during a secret rendezvous in the South of France. See pic here.
A slanging match has begun between the two, resulting in Theophania claiming her new date to the awards night (March 6th) is Ryan Reynolds, of Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place fame. (And has more recently been in other stuff too.)
Whether or not Theophania turns up with Reynolds, or as some conspiracists believe- Butler- will be one of the big questions of the night. Only time will tell.
Bob Jerunkul, Bubhub Bugle Senior Reporter.
In other news:
Zephani and Tim Freedman spotted dining at swish Melbourne eatery. (pg 9.)
Is Waitingformybaldies hiding a big cover up? Will her baby really be born bald, or will they indeed have a full head of hair? We talk to the experts. (pg 14)
We accompany ManekiNeko along on her journey to find the best dress to match her stunning tattoos. Pictures pg 20.
ahaha.. Oh the drama!
Newsflash, chloroform worked
Extremely beautiful and generous moderator Nomsie was quoted as telling other pinkies who were trying to squeeze in on her date - Robert Pattinson- to "Go take a long walk off a short pier." Needless to say, this type of behaviour is highly out of character for such a grounded and well respected member of the community.
How RUDE of them trying to move in on your date Noms! I wonder who these rude people could be?
P.S....... always remember "Sharing is caring"
Yes well Linda... I'm not one to name names... but rest assured my Bugle pals hold no reservations and are not afraid of a littl defamation or slander! ... Watch your back, my friend.. watch your back.
Yes well Linda... I'm not one to name names... but rest assured my Bugle pals hold no reservations and are not afraid of a littl defamation or slander! ... Watch your back, my friend.. watch your back. [/QUOTE]
Oh I won't be watching my back, i'll be watching something...oops I mean someone else!!
Bob Jerunkul love it.
Rickman found in alley, bound and gagged.
In new information just coming to light, it seems hot property for a date this year, Alan Rickman, was found bound in velvet ropes and gagged with an organic apple early this afternoon.
No information has been released from the police as yet, although speculation is rife that Rickman was set upon by Hubber Chellegoth inside fellow Hubber's Phyllis Steins' home.
Rickman was reportedely dazed and confused, and when asked by one trepid reported whether or not he was going to accompany Chellegoth to the awards night (March 6th!) he said "Yes. I am also Severusing all ties with Stein." Onlookers reported Rickman looking very tense and as though he was in a lot of pain at the time, speculating some form of curse had been put upon him.
In other news, moderators cmd's Mum and Earthfairy have been given the offical finger from hearthrob Robert Pattinson, after hearing rumours that the two were planning on getting him drunk at the awards ceremony and kidnapping him afterwards whilst Nomsie was going to be busy hauling all her awards out to the limo.
Pattinson has gone through his agent and released this statement today: "Noms and I go way back. She and I have history. I don't even know those other two pink chicks. And whilst I am flattered that they would go to such trouble to spend a little time with the Patz, there is no way in hell I would ditch my babe Noms for anyone, I don't care what their ability to reproduce is like. <INSERT R-PATZ GIVING THE MODS THE BIRD HERE>"
No retaliation yet from the two mods mentioned, although knowing what corruption happens over in modland, this little reporter is guessing it won't take long.
Mel O'Drama, Bubhub Bugle Entertainment Editor
Also in this issue:
* Justin Timberlake chuffed Earthfairy asked him as a date, seeing as though he hasn't released an album in years. When thought he could have been overlooked, Timberlake was reportedly crying a river. Details pg 3.
* Big Love star, and date of The_Wifey apparently waiting by the phone for at least 2 other Hubbers to want to take him to the awards. Details of how to be one of the myriad of lucky women on pg 9.
* ALSO: A full 24 hours have passed since nominations have opened, and still many people have yet to nominate even for 1 category. Moderator extraordinaire Katiesmum quoted as saying "Instaban in a can for anyone who doesn't nom or vote. You think I'm joking? Try me." pg 12-33.
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