OMG having a bad mother moment!

[halloweenmum]

You wont believe what my 12mth old DD just ate.

She has a box of toys in the lounge, and has been playing with the stuff in the box for about 20 mins now. 3 days ago I gave her watermelon to eat while playing there. I THOUGHT she ate it, nope she must have placed it in the toy box because she just ate it now!!!! I wasnt looking, just found the evidence of red watermelon bits around her mouth eeeew!! And guess why I wasnt looking - playing on the freakin internet

Bad mother here!!!

[JiminyCricket]

Ha ha gross , I found my DS 14 months sitting in the corner munching on a little twig and a busted ninja turtle foot that the dog must have brang in from ouside.
I am lucky he didn't swallow it.
Its amazing that they can still find the smallest of things to shove in their mouths even after you vacuum the entire house.

[Whispers]

You wont believe what my 12mth old DD just ate.

She has a box of toys in the lounge, and has been playing with the stuff in the box for about 20 mins now. 3 days ago I gave her watermelon to eat while playing there. I THOUGHT she ate it, nope she must have placed it in the toy box because she just ate it now!!!! I wasnt looking, just found the evidence of red watermelon bits around her mouth eeeew!! And guess why I wasnt looking - playing on the freakin internet

Bad mother here!!!

It's OK you can't be worse then me, When we were down at the park my daughter fell over I went over to her to help her up turn around and my other DD is trying to eat the bird poo off the basketball court.

[EmPowering]

least it was fruit

[halloweenmum]

Ha ha gross , I found my DS 14 months sitting in the corner munching on a little twig and a busted ninja turtle foot that the dog must have brang in from ouside.
I am lucky he didn't swallow it.
Its amazing that they can still find the smallest of things to shove in their mouths even after you vacuum the entire house.

It's OK you can't be worse then me, When we were down at the park my daughter fell over I went over to her to help her up turn around and my other DD is trying to eat the bird poo off the basketball court.

omg ok I dont feel so bad now!!!

[PeppaH]

My DS is obsessed with eating old food. He reminds me of a dog that burries his bone for a later date. DS seems to stash bread and toast and biscuits away for the next day...God knows where he puts them though because I can never find them.

[Whippet]

That's a very funny bad mummy moment ... I've had many, they're great!

[halloweenmum]

My DS is obsessed with eating old food. He reminds me of a dog that burries his bone for a later date. DS seems to stash bread and toast and biscuits away for the next day...God knows where he puts them though because I can never find them.

Yes I must admit that I have found the odd stale bit of bread around that she had kept, lol. I can handle the bread, just not festering watermelon

[twitch]

DD ate a piece of chicken from a Subway roll once. It had been in the car for probably 3 days too She didn't eat the whole thing, just enough to make me worry she'd get poisoned and die She was fine though and taught me that I really have to clean the car better lol.

[MumNeedsCoffee]

Oh dear, this is gross but I changed DD's nappy yesterday and went to put her nappy in the bin. I must have dropped a wipe and when I came back 10 seconds later she was eating it.... it was more than just a wet nappy.