Worst Kids' Names?

**danielle13** · 13-07-2009 15:02

This idea sprung to mind when I was just reading through another thread and someone had mentioned a girl named Kitten...

What's the worst/cheesiest name you've known a kid to be called?

I had a landlady once who named her daughter Twinkle... Cute for a baby, sweet for a little girl, but when she becomes an adult...

**Bexta** · 13-07-2009 15:05

I like Kitten.

The strangest one I've heard lately is Unique. I don't think I like it.

**Kayangel** · 13-07-2009 15:06

Apple

**breechmumma** · 13-07-2009 15:09

Hahaha "I'm looking for a really unique name" - "How bout Unique".

A little bit off topic here as it's not a bubs name but.....
My sister used to work at a hair salon and she had to take down the details of a new client. First name - Gay. Ok cool..... Second name - Thrush. Humm... Gay Thrush. That wasn't her maiden name she had married into it. But still yuk. Wouldn't you have kept your maiden name.

There are lots of weird ones but I can't think right now.

**danielle13** · 13-07-2009 15:23

Originally Posted by breechmumma

Gay Thrush. That wasn't her maiden name she had married into it. But still yuk. Wouldn't you have kept your maiden name.

OMG I soooooo would have kept my maiden name!!!

**BigRedV** · 13-07-2009 15:24

I had a boy at the school I worked at called Storm.

**HugsBunny** · 13-07-2009 15:25

Originally Posted by lozzaaa

I had a boy at the school I worked at called Storm.

I see Storm as a girls name, not a boys but otherwise I think it's pretty cool

**2littlemonkeys** · 13-07-2009 15:28

Originally Posted by Kayangel

Apple

yep that one is up there

also coco courney cox baby , coco cox
imagine growing up with that she gonna get called a chocolate milkshake only crunchy lol
poor kid

but one i know personally
a friend has a baby she called her elise ,very cute her middle name though is marie and her last name yep you guessed it simpson her name is lisa marie simpson also the name of lisa from the simpsons

one my mum came across once was a little boy named thai , last name ................................ curry

are some people just really that cruel or they honestly dont get it

**BabelFish** · 13-07-2009 15:29

Blayd is the worst one I've seen recently. I have a definition for names like this (and names like Kayden, Jayden, Jyden, Kyden - anything with an unnecessary `y' in it that ends with `den' `don' `dan' or even `dyn' (LOL)) which is `Bogan and The Beautiful'. I think it sums it up nicely

**rainbow road** · 13-07-2009 15:33

Hmmm.

Mum's friend had a little boy called Saxon, last name was C-o-x.

Sucks on c0ck$.

Very unfortunate. When mum pointed it out, her friend just got very offended; I personally would have been greatful and promptly changed his name, but no!

Poor kid, he doesn't even have a middle name. Though in hindsight Saxon John Cox etc is just as bad.