I just fell head over bum on the kitchen floor..
My charming children are in kahoots already. The inner-one made me fall asleep (sitting up on the couch, complete accident) and the outer-one climbed up to the spray and wipe bottle (WAS out of his reach) and 'cleaned' the floor.
I mopped up most of the spills but clearly missed one, and went flat on my back, with my leg under me.
Skin has been taken off my knee but there is no blood, it's like a burn... is there such a thing as lino burn? (like carpet burn/rope burn?) it hurts so much! what can I do about it??? ow ow ow owwie!