I want to be a good cook. I am smart work in a job which involves complex tasks yet have ruined two easy recipes. The first was sausage bake, put raw sausages and veges in a dish with some soup over it, baked for 80mins and when we went to dig in the sausages were still raw! The second was coconut macaroons, only 3 ingredients, I knew I was onto a winner. Put them in the oven and when I took them out they were joined and impossible to pull apart. So the next batch I put in cupcake holders and they just stuck to them and caved in the middle aarrgghh. I should have just watched the footy because tomorrow on the way to morning tea I will still have to call in to the shops. So tell me your cooking disasters to make me feel better.