A -Z of Pregnancy
Abdominal Pain - Baby getting bigger, your not!
Big Boobs - Thanks Catherine Zeta Jones, curves are IN!!
Cravings - Tried anything else unusual lately?
Dozing - Enjoy un-interupted sleep while you can!
Emotional - What do YOU mean EMOTIONAL!?!?!?
Figure - Dont worry you'll get it back!
Growing - In the last 3 months of pregnancy you will double in size!
Haemorrhoids - Sorry theres a good chance you'll get em.
Irrational - Dont believe him, everything you say is perfectly reasonable!
Jaded - Two bodies on one set of legs can be hard work!
Kindy - Book them in Now!
Love - You adore that litte bundle already
Milk - Its a good souce of calcium
Nesting - You'll be doing alot of this
Overactive Bladder - Everything is getting bigger, your bladder aint!
Planned - Even if you pregnancy wasnt, you'll be happy
Quads - Think yourself lucky, usually only 15 quads are born every year in Australia
Rupert - Rory, Richard, Rachel (How do i choose just one)
Sex - Believe it or not, you'll want to have it again
Time - You'll have alot less when baby arrives
U - You wish men could become pregnant
Vasectomy - Make an appointment for you partner now
Wisdom - Mothers are a good source
Xtra - You'll need extra heartburn tablets!!! Pletny of them!!!
YIKES - Is having a baby going to hurt?!?!?
Zoo - Sorry guys your house will be one in no time!
Hope that put a smile on someones face!