Kids *rolls eyes*

[Queen]

Kids hey?

At an outing on the weekend, DD and I went to the toilet, as you do with 2.8 yo. Anyhoo, I was sitting doing my business and DD yells, (I mean YELLS)
"WHOA MUMMY YOU HAVE HHUUUUGGGGEEEE GINY"

Would not have been that bad, if the toilets weren't packed out 6 cubicles and 10 woman waiting in line to come in

Kids hey

[Myztik]

*chokes on coffee* sorry but

[sunnyflower]

Apparently when i was a kid,we were out at a restaraunt and there was a man with one leg and i yellled out at the top of my voice "hey look mum there's a man with one leg".

She reckons she wanted to shrink into the seat.

[Chunkydunks]

Almost as bad as when DS opened and outwards swinging door on me while I was on the toilet
And 2 ladies walked past the door and just stared instead of pushing closed for me

[Queen]

*chokes on coffee* sorry but

Thank for your support

Best one, DP took DD shopping, the check out lady asked DD how she was.

In her best, proudest voice, she said,
"I DID A MASSIVE MAN POO THIS MORNING"

DP was most embarassed

[Nomsie]

Isn't she sweet?!

[Bron]

Brilliant.

[Mischief]

LOL Yes, Oliver does something similar to that, the talking in a really loud voice...

MUMMY WEE WEE! MUMMY WEE WEE!!!!!

He also has started informing me that...

Mummy (rubs my belly), BABY BBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! !!!!!!

Little horror!

[~Temet Nosce~]

thats gold. I cant wait to hear the funny stuff dd comes out with

[Jakois]

Ohhh, that is pee yourself laughing material!!!