Quote Originally Posted by Guv'nor View Post
I repeat...a dirty penis is a dirty penis. An unwashed penis is gross regardless of whether it is intact or not. A dirty doodle is a dirty doodle is a dirty doodle times infinity.

As for your last sentence, I don't know if I'm willing to go there. I'll just say that I find your statement dubious but am unwilling to question you further due to the PG rated nature of the board...