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    Default Prosecutors cannot find God

    This would have to be one of the strangest legal cases I've heard of

    Prosecutors cannot find God


    A Romanian convict's legal action against God has failed - because prosecutors could not find God’s address.
    Pavel Mircea, from Timisoara, who is serving a 20 year sentence for murder, launched legal action against God two years ago.
    In his legal claim he stated: "God and I closed a contract when I was baptised and God did not respect his part of the deal.
    "He was supposed to protect me from all evils and instead he gave me to Satan who encouraged me to kill."
    And he demanded financial compensation for all the money he spent on candles and church services which he claims did not help him either.
    But the prosecutors in Timisoara have decided to drop the case after two years.
    A spokesman said: "We could not find God’s address. He has no home address."



    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2411142.html

    Elysha Jade 15/11/05


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    What the - how ridiculous

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    Another case of blaming someone else for your own actions.

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    He should sue the church, since they represent themselves as his agents on earth.

    They've been passing the collection plate for years - they can't have it both ways.

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    Did they ask the insurance companies? They refuse to pay out on "Acts of God" ... surely they have to verify with him which ones these were.
    "I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex."

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    Did he get the idea from that Billy Connelly movie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chellegoth View Post
    Did he get the idea from that Billy Connelly movie?
    that's what I was thinking
    There once was an awesome man who met an awesome girl, they fell in love, got married, had an awesome boy, 3 awesome girls and lived awesomely ever after in the most Awesome place on Earth.
    Together we are TeamAwesome. True Story.


 

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