Bonky Bonk

[No2WhereAreYou]

I have decided i am going to refer to sex as Bonky Bonk on this site. BD is sweet, but bonky bonk is funny.

[No2WhereAreYou]

P.s. this is a new song to think of while in the mood, sing it in tune to the chorus of that john butler trio song..new one, dont know what its called...
"Bonky bonk, we gots ta bonky bonk, we gots ta bonky bonk, we gots ta"

I am in a straange mood!

[Angelbell]

HAVE YOU GONE AND LOST THE PLOT ON ME!!!!!LOL
MAYBE WE CAN SEE HOW MANY DIFFERENT NAMES PEOPLE CAN COME UP WITH FOR SEX!!!!

[bonnieH]

I hear you Angelbell...it's late and the mood is strange so here are a few bedroom dances that me and Google came up with:

the horizontal tango
the backseat mambo
the bedroom boogie

:smiliedance: you can definitely dance these ones like nobody's watching! :)

[mikaylasmummy]

LOL I know someone who called it
" niggle niggles "

LOL

[Phoenix's Mum]

Futurama called it Snu Snu:laughing:
There is also horizontal moshing:D

[iluvmeboyz]

me mates at work call it the

jiggy jigg :laughing:

[Angelbell]

THESE ARE GOOD ONE'S GIRL LOL:thumbsup:
WHERE"S BELLESBABYDREAM GONE SHE'S DISAPPEARED MAYBE SHE'S GONE TO BONKY BONK LOL:laughing:

[meltux]

Love it!!!!!:laughing:

DH and i "rendesvous" or do "somethin Saucy"...and now i want to call it "Niggle niggles":laughing: ....love this thread. We all need a laugh every now and then huh?

(also song lyric refers to it as " Honky tonk Badonkadonk "...love it!

Better get back to work,,,all this bonky bonk talk has me flustered!!!!! tee hee

[Angelbell]

WELCOME MELTUX !!

I think we have lost belle somewhere, she will get a laugh when she gets back on!!LOL:laughing:

We do need a laugh sometimes I think we all forget the most important thing is to have fun!!!:smiliedance:

[Eloise&Charlie'sMum]

:laughing: I love this new thread..havent had a good laugh in ages!!!!

In our house we call it "rumpy pumpy"...LOL..or "Doing the hello nasty"...LOL:smiliedance:

[Ruby Slippers]

I'm not TTC, but Iove this thread .

I love my Country music :devil6:
Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk (About Women butts NAUGHTY COWBOY):devil6:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epdmJwH-IdU

[RoarsomeMum]

LMAO!!! :laughing: :laughing: Oh Bonkity bonk down lahdies!!

Its getting nakey in our joint!!

[JATS]

LMAO @ this thread!

I just ask DH if he's free to 'play'.:laughing: Actually he's the one who started calling it that, now that's all it's called! :laughing:

He's also decided to to refer to the required parts of our anatomy as 'him/he' and 'her/she'. Asking if AF has finished is something like "is she still out of order?" Strange man. :rolleyes:

[ThreePinkFaireez]

LMAO @ this thread!

I just ask DH if he's free to 'play'.:laughing: Actually he's the one who started calling it that, now that's all it's called! :laughing:

He's also decided to to refer to the required parts of our anatomy as 'him/he' and 'her/she'. Asking if AF has finished is something like "is she still out of order?" Strange man. :rolleyes:

HAHA same as DP... ! Strange men indeed hehe

We call it play also... nothing overly creative hehe... we have names for acts that don't involve both of us tho lol.... TMI!

[No2WhereAreYou]

ooops!! The Bonky Bonk song is to be sung to the tune of the new Red Hot chilli peppers song, what am I talking about the John Butler trio??

I cant believe I didnt know that futurama word for sex... my husband loooves that show

I didnt do any Bonk Bonking today Angelbell, I was looking after what happens when you do bonky bonk. I dont think I want to bonky bonk for a while.... :laughing:

Happy Birthday to My doggies!! 4 and 1 today happybirthday

[meltux]

My Dh Asks when Af is Finished....."Are you still broke??"
it makes me laugh every time!!!!!:laughing:

Ruby Slippers - naughty cowboys!!!!! But sooo damn good at it hey?:laughing:

still LMOA!!!! flu? What flu? TTC hurdles? what TTC hurdles???? good to have a laugh and take our minds off the **** that goes along with TTC for ages and ages and ages!!!!!!

[No2WhereAreYou]

my DH says " Feel like a little loving?" hehehe!!
I had that engraved on his wedding ring, and my Mum was like.. oh thats so sweet. I nearly lost it! She is so naive sometimes LOL

[meltux]

Belles - LMAO LMAO:laughing: ...

[2SPUNKRATZ]

my DH says " Feel like a little loving?" hehehe!!
I had that engraved on his wedding ring, and my Mum was like.. oh thats so sweet. I nearly lost it! She is so naive sometimes LOL


LMAO how cute of her.

DH says 'lets get it on'
or says he want to 'tap dat ***!!'

i just tell him to 'love me'

[No2WhereAreYou]

I have to say im not a big fan of the name Aunt Flo. But I dont really like "riding the crimson wave" or "menses"..yuk.

I think I will call it Dr. Evil.

[mytwolilprinces]

LMAO at this thread - my DH refers to it as "Action" as in "can I get some action tonight" :laughing:

[No2WhereAreYou]

LMAO My DH just said "Do you want a punch in the undies???"

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Thats so funny!

[bonnieH]

A punch in the undies! LOL! That's the best one yet.

Since I think I'm just finishing up my journey in ovulation land I think me and DH will be bouncing on the mid-night trampoline tonight when he gets back from work! :yes:

x bon

[Angelbell]

I remember the name we had for AF was "rags"It sound horrible now!!!

Maybe we can call it HISS "horrible,iky,saucy,stuff"LOL:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Sorry can't help myself,I need to get my mind of the 2ww.

[MissSookyLaLa]

hahaha, warning grossness ahead

My Dh calls AF "the blood cave" :o hahha

and I Love the name bonky bonk, makes me laugh :laughing:

we call it "the cha cha"

[No2WhereAreYou]

RAGS!!! I remember the rough girls at school used to say that. Gritty!

A teacher I had used to tell us her life story about how "in the olden days" women used rag cloths as nappy like things for their period.
now why would we want to know that? come on teach, im still having nightmares about u telling that story :shame:

I will call it PITA pain in the "u know what"

[Angelbell]

THAT IS SO FUNNY I LMAO!HEHEHHEHEHEHE
I'll have to remember that one when DH asks to have a cuddle.No sorry I've got PITA:laughing: :laughing:

[vanillabean]

My DH calls AF "the curse" or asks if "the painters are in"

[BaDaBing]

In this house we say nookie Valentine .

[terrier177]

In our house we also call it 'nookie'
or the horizontal hokie pokie. :hugs:
As to what DH says when AF has knocked on the door...."Is the axe wound bleeding again?" not nice...but then again neither is being a woman for that reason...lol
Good luck everyone

[mum33]

DS is so tasteless...he asks me straight out "do you want to F***?" :rolleyes:

me, i just say getting some (or none)....

like as in "am i gonna get some tonight" :laughing:

[MissSookyLaLa]

terrier177, thats great! my DH would love that ahhahaa

[terrier177]

Yeah back again for another one

how bout "hiding the sausage" i remember having to tell ds @ age 2 mum and dad were playing this game...lol something u dont want to hear whilst playing this is "Can I play too?" little devil :devil6: we thought he was asleep.

Another for AF
"Rolling out the red carpet" yuck :barf:
did a google search and found "a little ketchup for the steak" (TMI) men huh? wouldnt know a thing lol