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Seekrit
24-12-2005, 08:34
Great link (http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/features/20moviethings.htm)! Includes gems such as..
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8. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other

13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.

17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.

:p

polony
25-12-2005, 23:22
I love it! Very funny!

Merry Christmas! :D

2littleprincesses
31-12-2005, 11:58
Maybe could add something along the lines of: when having sex, there is never a need for contraception or cleaning up afterwards, you can fall straight to sleep not worrying about any wet patches.

Rockett
31-12-2005, 14:36
Lol,yep I've seen every one of those things happen.
Heres one: When running away from an attacker,the victim always runs up the stairs even though the front door is close by.

JanetF
31-12-2005, 14:39
Or when arranging a meeting/dinner date no one ever has a conversation about when, where, what time.

Foxymoron
31-12-2005, 16:42
*Births seem to occur sans umblicial cord :rolleyes: and always in a rush....

*When driving through a spooky town, one must get a flat tire or car troubles then go poking about in spooky houses looking for the local serial killer...

2littleprincesses
03-01-2006, 13:36
Yes, Keara, and babies are always so clean. When DD1 was born she was covered in blood and that white gunk. I remember watching Stingers at lunchtime one day and a girl had a baby really quickly and it was so nice and clean.

Rockett
03-01-2006, 15:28
And they always look much older and bigger than a newborn!

Seekrit
03-01-2006, 20:24
let's not forget that it's imperative to strip naked and have a shower when you come home to find the power's out and none of your house mates are home.