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Elton John is marrying (?) his long term parner David Furnish I hear.
Boy...would I be excited if I was his florist!!:p
OM.
Mamaduke
20-12-2005, 22:11
Boy...would I be excited if I was his florist!!
I'd be a tad nervous too...I'm tipping Elton would be a 'bridezilla'!!!!
i thought they had already got married ?:confused: who else thinks David is sooo only in it for the money/lifestyle ?
I gotta know - are they gonna go all Brad and Ange on us now and adopt a child so they can be a real family and join BH?:p
Mamaduke
20-12-2005, 23:11
Elton John is marrying (?) his long term parner David Furnish I hear.
Not that there's anything wrong with that!:p LOL!!!
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Happy Lady, better dust off the old tiara and sash for the big occasion I guess.
What's the bet that the cake looks like a white grand piano? And probably about the same size too. Actually he'll probably jump out of it as well!!!!!!
ThomasMum
21-12-2005, 06:41
LOL, theyve been together for donkey years tho. Tis so funny he (EJ) wants to be as "small/low key Affair" as possible and so far it cost them £ Millions already, lol what a joke...:rolleyes:
Here;s the lattest extravaganza news about it: Sir Elton John's mother of all wedding ceremonies! (http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/181_1571566,001100020002.htm)
TM
yes, its a bit obscene really hey TM, all that money going on a wedding?? imagine how many ppl it could feed, children it could immunise, wells for clean water it could build...... anyway dont get me started on that lol!!!! :)
In fairness, good old Sir Elton does give a lot to charity so why shouldn't he splurge on the wedding he wants?
The big question is.. since Elton is a Knight, will David become 'Lady'??? :rolleyes:
ThomasMum
21-12-2005, 07:51
My sis said that Sir John is the "wife", we are all know that he's done so much for the charities.
But tis funny that he kept telling the Brits that he "only" wants the low key affair not for public bla bla bla...and he even hired most expensive-top police secret agents for this...shot on the spot apparently yikes...(this goss proudly brought to you by my sis so am not reponsible for the damage lol)
He doesnt need to go OTT surely, but hey....nuf said from me before am in trouble
:p :D
I think you're right TM. He hasn't got a hope of having a low-key wedding! Who is is kidding? Even if he only has 5 guests, there'll be another 500,000 waiting outside!! :eek:
yes, very true, he does do lots for charities etc, and who am i to judge anyway? i hope they have a fab day :)
the_queen
21-12-2005, 14:54
Cosmic, I truly need to find out the legalities of Sir Elton's title now!! IE what title would David have? Because if the UK has made "civil unions" legal, then surely part of the equality that David is entitled to includes being Sir Elton's "lady"? Or maybe he'll be a "Lord". LOL honestly, I'm going to go find a website that can give me the answer now!!
JellyBean06
21-12-2005, 15:13
David could have whatever - you can actually buy Titles now. Hell I reckon I might go for 'Lady' too :D
the_queen
21-12-2005, 15:16
I didnt' realise that you can buy them!!!!
How does "Duchess Queenie" sound :D
I'm eagerly awaiting your conclusion, Queenie. :D
the_queen
21-12-2005, 15:22
OK the female version of the CBE (Commander of the Order of the British Empire) is Dame Commander of the Order of the British Empire.... so I'm guessing it will be Sir Elton John and Dame David ???!!! :p
ThomasMum
21-12-2005, 15:23
Hey being a Brit that I am, I know little bit about the English common law etc eh, as far as I know I dont think you can buy nobility :confused:
But pardon me, I've been here for almost 10 years now on and off....
TM
Now that they have legalised gay marriage, they'll have to come up with a whole bunch of new protocols to decide what to do in these circumstances! :rolleyes:
yes, its a bit obscene really hey TM, all that money going on a wedding?? imagine how many ppl it could feed,
Well he really could have fed Liz Hurley when she was at his house, she looked like a rake!
JellyBean06
21-12-2005, 15:27
They changed the laws especially after the House of Loards being disbanded in the sense that as the old coots die off they will be replaced with publicly elected representatives. Google it and you'll find it. Costs a couple of hundred quid but hey! Personally, I think it devalues it for those who had either earnt it themselves or someone in their family did - but then again the Queen gives out Knighthoods to anyone who'll stand still long enough! :D
I'm getting flashes of Priscilla.....hmmmm :)
ThomasMum
21-12-2005, 15:33
You are pardoned TM.;)
Lol you wicked, E :D
Seriously, anyone can have/pick their own tittle by the deed poll lately if you wish, but it would be fraudsterss....hey Happy Lady, you could be Lady Happy Lady lol
*bow to Lady Happy Lady*
TM :D
Or maybe Lady Happy Rady?;)
ThomasMum
21-12-2005, 15:42
Oh aye, Rady Happy Lady um I meant Lady Happy Rady
LOL
It's just wrong lol, sooo wrong I mean a Bucks night should of been at least one hen I dunno the world is crazy strippers do we get men or women man they must of had some serious cat fights he he
I didn't even know Elton was gay :p
ThomasMum
21-12-2005, 16:16
I didn't even know Elton was gay :p
I thought we are all gay, its almost Xmas!! Gay being happy that is LOL
:D
I live in Gay central in Sydney I love it here as it's so gay lol
my gay days are over :p
Am I gay enough for you KB?:eek:
I am the only gay in the village..
If any body watches Little Britain they will get that joke :D
LOL Little Britain is so disgusting!!!:eek:
That is such a freakin funny show I love it!!!
the_queen
21-12-2005, 17:22
LMAO
A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cannot stop laughing, i love little britain
Bitty. BITTY.
LOL
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