It's great to be a kiwi

[melfunction]

“Hello, is this the police?"

“Yes it is. How can we help you?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Rangi. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call."

Early next morning, police officers descend on Rangi's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Rangi and leave.

The phone rings at Rangi's house.

"Hey, Rangi, Did the cops come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop up your firewood?"

"Yeah."

"Happy Birthday bro!"

[draught]

I like that almost as much as the one where the guy in gaol tells the police that he hid the money in his grandfather's vegie patch - and thus gets his pototoes dug up for him - also a kiwi one.

[Lozie]

:laughing: that made me giggle :laughing:

[melfunction]

That one is a classic draught :laughing:

[tyler's mum]

:laughing: :laughing: TO FUNNY:laughing: :laughing:

[NZMama]

:laughing: good one!

[tickle]

Nearly as funny as how you say subaaaroo.:p :laughing:

[Mum&bubs]

:laughing: Will have to show that to my kiwi DF!!

[lanna]

Nearly as funny as how you say subaaaroo.:p :laughing:

Thats the way my son calls them now!!!!

[Shakey]

PMSL :laughing: :laughing: I got that in a e-mail a few years ago, I still crack up at it:laughing: