Why oh why? (A clothie's lament)

[the_queen]

On Tuesday I bought sposies,
I thought it would be fun,
To have a few days off of hanging
Nappies in the sun.

On Wednesday I did washing,
I got all up to date,
But then I thought "oh bugger it,
Until he poo's, I'll wait"

Then Thursday brought the farting,
They stunk to heaven high,
I figured that it shan't be long
Until the poo would fly.

On Friday, still no pooping,
I shrugged and said "oh well,
These breastfed babies and their bowels,
You just never can tell"

That same day, Friday morning,
I got some fluffy mail,
I danced around the front yard screeching
"Bamboo! The Holy Grail!"

So Saturday came quickly,
I've washed the new bamboo,
I put you in it and within
An HOUR you do POO!!!


Why must you poo,
In the Bamboo,
I swear it's true,
You wait to poo,
Till I have you,
Dressed in bamboo!

:laughing: <------baby
:crying: <------me

[ziggie]

:laughing: ROFL! That's awsome!!! You definately have a way with words Queenie :laughing:

Oh, and sorry to hear that he christened his bamboo so soon....

:laughing: :laughing:

[Shanaynay]

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: <-----phineas

[Lunar]

:laughing: !!!!!:laughing: !!!!!

[kirstenriley]

at least the poo had a soft place to land:D

[kymmy]

Bub knows luxury!
Av is the same - loves his soft nappies

[mum2elouise]

That's great queenie!:thumbsup: :laughing: Elouise always seems to know when i put her in a brand new nappy too - 99% of the time, she will 'christen' it the very first time i pop it on!:rolleyes:

[mum2charli]

I love it Queenie :thumbsup: :laughing: You have such a way with words!! Fantastic :p

[meme]

hilarious!!:laughing:
how do they know?:detective:

[Isaac's Mummy]

:laughing: :laughing: Queenie you crack me up!

I'm still waiting for Izzy to do his business (it's been 3 days:eek: ) so the bamboo is going on his butt as soon as he wakes up!

Ahh - the magic of bamboo!

[*Country Bumpkin*]

Oh my that was hilarious:laughing:

Well done:thumbsup:

[Percy]

That is fantastic queenie! you made my day.:laughing:

[cheezelkat]

LOL

Liam did the same thing last week ....and OMG I just about died when it came.

[V8]

You summed that up so poetically and so spot on!! DS did that just yesterday, i went through 2 pooey nappies in about 30 mins worth of wearing his new nappies! lol

[Seekrit]

hahaha poor queenie!!

I sympathise. I put Cobey in clothies and he did his poo so I rejoiced and put him in his Honeyboy....
and then he decided to poo again :(

[thebas2560]

funny stuff queenie :thumbsup:

I didn't know about this writing talent of yours....

(and what the heck is bamboo? Better keep reading up. I'm sure DW will be selling it too me soon enough ;))

[Sheer Bliss]

:laughing: :laughing: Very clever & very funny!!
I must admit that because i only have the 2 MCN i wait until DD has done her business in the morning in a sposie before i put a clothie on her bottom! At almost 2 she is a little more predictable on that front, and since i have to use sposies at some point during the day, i figure why not! Not for long though - more MCN are on their way!

[nats]

Well done :yelclap:
You are the Queen!

[~PurplePaganPrincess~]

LOL Well done! That is an awesome poem! LOL And oh so true.

[jessgray]

:laughing: :laughing:
bub knows luxury hehehee
my ds2 wont poo in the BBH's i got they are hemp lol

[Mell]

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Well done, that is soooo true.

[Jodiee]

:laughing::laughing: :laughing: :laughing: very funny stuff!!

[Bubble*Crazy]

:laughing::laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

You certainly have a way with words, Queenie.

[CurlyG]

:laughing: :laughing: ROFL!!!
Bubba was holding out until you put that butt into "the Holy Grail"!!!!!!!! :D

[HoopDeeDoo]

:laughing:

Yes I have learned how absorbent the Bamboos really are, they even take in the poo :yes:

Little Squirt doesn't even rinse them out :no:

But they do come clean after a wash :thumbsup:

Maybe its because they are just so darn comfortable?