Let's write our own soapie

[red crayon]

okay there's a lot of soapie lovers out there in bubhub land. how about we write our own?

how about we have two feuding brothers and their families. the brothers are in the same industry - which industry would be good? - and they are rivals. what are the brothers' names and who's in their respective families?

[Shelly68]

The brothers have different fathers and their names are:

Ben Dover, and

Phil McCraken



next!!!!!

[nemosmum]

I say we give them some cheesy american names hmmm like Chase or Blade :p

Orlando was on my lap when I pulled up your thread and when he saw Spencer he laughed and pointed at his picture :D too cute LOL

[tickle]

Can they own rival man bag companies??
The type of man bags that Bridget's mums boyfriend had in Bridget Jones' Diary??

[nemosmum]

LOL too funny Ellen!

[red crayon]

excellent. man bag companies - like it.

so we've got ben dover and phil mccracken. ben's married to silver who is an aging model/actress. silver is desperate to hang onto her youth and has had every plastic surgery operation under the sun. they have three kids. who are the three kids?

orlandosmum - spencer gets that reaction a lot. :D

[sopolicha]

Can't they have four kids - Summer, Winter, Autumn and Spring?

[red crayon]

lovely. summer and spring are girls and winter and autumn are boys. summer is a secret porn star - her parents think she's away at uni. spring is having an affair with one of her dad's enemies. winter is gay but hasn't yet come out and autumn is a sports jock. are we happy with this? happy for changes.

[sopolicha]

Could we have two of the siblings in a love affair with each other unbeknownest (is that a word) that they are in fact siblings?

[wattle]

Or both seeing the same person (new charachter) but don't realise it?

[wattle]

Actually I thought Phil and Ben might have been Obstetricians, with names like that. hehehe.

Maybe they USED to be Obs until there was a string of babies that were born at the hospital that looked suspiciously like the Obs. They both had to leave their positions (ha, funny pun) at the hospital and start a man bag company because of a string of secret paternity tests that were done on the sly by nurse Tittylove.

[Shelly68]

Ben's wife Silver has lips the size of Taylor's on B&B due to too much botox.

Somebody once referred to them as boats, so I think we'll steal that and use it, lol

[red crayon]

Cathy, you've obviously missed your calling. You should be writing for Neighbours. Okay the brothers have sired a brood of children who are spread all over the countryside which means Sopoli's idea can come to fruitition. So maybe the sport jock star, autumn, is dating the most popular girl in school, carla jane, and she's really his half sister.

so that's ben's family.

what about phil's? who's he married to? and is he really secretly in love with the botoxed and plump lipped silver?

[sopolicha]

Actually I thought Phil and Ben might have been Obstetricians, with names like that. hehehe.

They both had to leave their positions (ha, funny pun) at the hospital and start a man bag company because of a string of secret paternity tests that were done on the sly by nurse Tittylove.

Nurse Tittylove - I thought this was a soap not a Carry On movie!!

[wattle]

Sorry, I don't know what came over me. I was going to erase it but I thought it was pretty funny. Actually the whole story is pretty funny. Perhaps it could have shades of a nasty B grade movie as well?

[xkwzit]

Well if we're going B grade...

How about a nosey next door neighbour who has a spooky doll that she talks to all the time. Her name can be Ima Loonie and the doll's name is Ken. Did I mention that he's a full size blow up doll? May be Winter kidnaps him (Ken) and that's how they meet Ima while she posting signs about her lost Ken doll over the neighbourhood.

Cheers (this is fun)

[red crayon]

maybe Ima can catch Winter in a compromising position with the Ken doll and she decides to blackmail him. she wants a real boyfriend and blackmails Winter into posing as her fiance.

[red crayon]

okay, on to phil's family. phil is married to gregoria, who used to be greg - except phil doesn't know this. gregoria had a sex change before she met phil. they have two adopted children: lance and heavenly. what phil doesn't know is that both children are actually the offspring of ben.

[aardvark]

And Ben is having a fling with Dr Ophelia Knutts, the well known Urologist, who runs a Vasectomy clinic..................

[Shelly68]

Ben Dover and Phil McCracken are secretly both studying (unbekwonst (sp?) to each other to be Proctologists as they are sick of the Man Bag business.

[xkwzit]

And Ophelia Nuts is REALLY the long lost illegitimate daughter of Silver - who was knocked up before she met Ben by PHIL.

So Ben is having an affair with his WIFE'S DAUGHTER who is also his NIECE (which makes Silver Ophelia's MOTHER and AUNT).

Now back to Phil's family - the two children are starting to have FEELIINGS for each other (which would be OK as they were adopted - but they don't know that they are HALF BROTHER AND SISTER). Will they find out? - stay tuned

[red crayon]

you lovely women are geniuses (or is that genii)...and you're also little sick :D

Episode 1

A long drawn out conversation (is there any other kind in soap opera land) between lance and heavenly who are fighting their feelings for each other.

[Foxymoron]

hhhmmm a good soap needs a grand patriach and matriach figure... Like the Bradys, Forresters and those crusty ole Y&R families....
Who spawned Ben and Phil?

**** Tator and his wife Anna Notherthing and of course, Ty Coon who spawned Phil in a love tryst with Anna unbeknownst to ****.

[red crayon]

Brilliant, Keara. And of course ****, Anna and Ty will meddle nonstop in their offsprings' lives and demand that they do what they are told or be disinherited.

[xkwzit]

Lance and heavenly are interrupted by Ben who wants to practise his proctology examinations on them. They think this is just too weird and tell him to shove off, telling him that they've all got to get going to Winter and Ima's engagement party anyway, which is being held on a boat in the harbour.

Cheers

And yes - I'm a evil genius in training: bwa - ha - haaa

[red crayon]

And yes - I'm a evil genius in training: bwa - ha - haaa

ya got that right :D

winter decided to have the engagement party on the boat so that he could arrange for ima to 'accidently' fall into the sea. she can't swim. lance and heavenly are on the boat having their ineterminable conversation about their feelings for each other when they spy winter creeping up to ima, ready to push her in.....