Man for a day

[flower]

If you were a bloke or a day..what would you do?
What would your time table be like?

[bec79]

Sleep in...I miss my ZZZZZZ sooo much!
Spend the rest of the day on the bubhub forum without interuption :p
Have my DF bring me food and drinks, when he's not rubbing my back or tending to DD.
Oh, and I would go shopping without having to lug a nappy bag and pram along!
I hate that all the boutique stores are so not pram friendly! And when you attempt to take a pram ino them, the sales assistants look at you as if saying, "how dare you!"

[red crayon]

to be crass, if i was a man for a day i would have sex to see what it was like on the other side.

[veve]

men!!!

I would just enjoy the fact that I would be oblivious to all household mess...
( cause my DH cant SEE the mess!!) -

and I would leave a trail of clothes from the bedroom to the bathroom...

xxxx

[nemosmum]

If I was a bloke for a day I wouldnt drink anything as I cant stand the idea of peeing in one of those troughs LOL :D

I would probably have sex like spencersmum said to see what it feels like and I would probably pig out on food coz guys can do that without carrying around the guilt that goes along with it!

I would hang out at a bar and talk about chicks (to see what men really say to their mates)

I would be carefree, stressfree and live in my own dream world where everything is about me :p I would do what I want, when I want how I want and I wouldnt apologise for it :cool:

P.S Dont worry bec I would probably be gay too LOL so many hot gay guys out there!

[red crayon]

and to our list, i'd like to add:

* take off my t-shirt in public and subject all and sundry to my beer gut
* travel on public transport and sit with my legs wide open, taking up as much space as possible
* have a tantrum without anyone suggesting that my hormones are the cause

[Chickadee]

* have a tantrum without anyone suggesting that my hormones are the cause
oooo YES!!! Can I add to be assertive and bossy without mutterings of ***** from other people?

[Chickadee]

Thanks O's Mum! :) Actually, working in a male dominated environment my male bosses and co-workers completely accept my occassional *****iness and expect me to stand up to them & argue issues. It's the female support & admin staff who don't like it sometimes and don't give me the respect and treatment they do the guys. Oh well.

[Chickadee]

God help you girl...just don't EVER burst into tears in front of them at work! :eek:
That was a pretty big challenge when I was preg and cried at the drop of a pin, lol. But I always made it to the bathroom on time before the outburst. If red eyes or face were ever questioned, one snap back usually shut them up.

[jaydensmum]

If i was a man for a day i would go to work, then go straight to the pub afterwards. Then come home dump everything i have where ever im standing, then ask the mrs whats for dinner. I would then scoff it down, leave the plate on the bench, watch the sport of cable tv, then go to bed. I wouldnt offer to help with the dishes, or ask how her day was and what the kids have done during the day. Thats a typical life of the everyday Aussie Man!! :D

jaydensmum

[WeThree]

ah, to be able to get up, get only my self showered and dressed in the clothes my wife has ironed and laid out for me, eat the breakfast made for me, saunter to work, not once give a second thought about 'are kids ok at child care, am i doing the right thing, maybe i shouldnt be working so much, oh i feel bad no matter what i do!' saunter home, eat meal prepared by wife, not bathe or fed a single little person, watch telly, then ever so romantically ask my wife for sex by declaring how horny i am and humping her hip/leg/back ah, that would be the life.......

[nemosmum]

ah, to be able to get up, get only my self showered and dressed in the clothes my wife has ironed and laid out for me, eat the breakfast made for me, saunter to work, not once give a second thought about 'are kids ok at child care, am i doing the right thing, maybe i shouldnt be working so much, oh i feel bad no matter what i do!' saunter home, eat meal prepared by wife, not bathe or fed a single little person, watch telly, then ever so romantically ask my wife for sex by declaring how horny i am and humping her hip/leg/back ah, that would be the life.......

LOL you actually iron hubbys clothes? :eek: DH would have a heart attack if he caught me doing that!!!

I love the humping leg part that is golden and so sad but :p true LOL

[melzy]

I'd jump in our boat, grab a mate and go fishing. Take some burbons, get a tan (or should I say burnt..) come home at tea time, eat sleep then hassle my partner for sex at 3am!!

[Foxymoron]

I'd take a long shower using all the hot water when I got up, whip the kids into a hysterical frenzy with a bit of rough and tumble play, then breeze out the door and leave the wife to deal with it. I'd have a noice long lunch with the boys down the pub, checking out women and making lewd remarks. I'd fart loudly and have my mates congratulate me for it, then head back to work with an inflated sense of self importance. After work I'd head off to the pub, each time wifey rings I'd tell her I'm on my way. Probabaly arrive home just in time to reheat dinner, and rough the kids up after the lil missus had got them all settled in for the night. Then I'd ask her if a shag was out of the question before falling asleep on the couch.

[Foxymoron]

Hehehehee! Ah they are all the same underneath aren't they!

[nemosmum]

Their all made from the same mould they just give them slightly different annoying habits in hopes we dont catch on to what there doing LOL :D