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NowWhoWantsPie?
18-01-2012, 08:48
:wave: All,

Rules: You throw something at the next person, they react to it and throw something at the person after them, etc.

Example:
Person 1: Throws a piece of gum at the NP.
Person 2: I catch the gum in my mouth and chew it. Throws a roll of toilet paper at the NP.
Etc.

NowWhoWantsPie?
18-01-2012, 08:49
I'll start.

Throws a towel at NP

Luna Lovegood
18-01-2012, 09:18
I dry myself with the towel.
I throw a fork at NP.

SugarSkull
18-01-2012, 09:41
I eat my Cesar salad and throw nappy wipes at the NP

NowWhoWantsPie?
18-01-2012, 10:56
Puts nappy wipes away.

Throws mashed potato at NP

SugarSkull
18-01-2012, 13:11
Eats the mashed potato and throws wax strips to NP

felicia81
18-01-2012, 13:47
Looks at wax strips and then bikini line and thinks no f'en way!

Throws noisy ambulance toy to NP.

Luna Lovegood
18-01-2012, 17:01
Run like hell from noisy toy!

Throws banana cake at NP...

London
18-01-2012, 17:07
Wonder how long till someone acts like a monkey and throws shi...

Californication
18-01-2012, 17:56
Eats the very delicious banana cake and throws an old magazine at the NP.

naebie
18-01-2012, 18:02
Decoupages a keepsake box with old magazine :)

Throws a boomerang at NP

Luna Lovegood
18-01-2012, 18:06
Catches the shi... with the magazine (2 bird, 1 stone :p)...and throws a remote at the NP

Seacretsquirrel
18-01-2012, 18:33
Hides remote :eek: and throws a dinner invite to the NP

SugarSkull
18-01-2012, 19:17
Sticks dinner invite on fridge and throws a tub of sour cream at NP

Seacretsquirrel
18-01-2012, 23:19
Makes nachos with sour cream!
Throws snail at NP

Raff
19-01-2012, 01:04
Flicks snail over the fence!

Throws a pillow at NP

*Need~More~Coffee~Please*
19-01-2012, 01:44
Curls up with pillow and sleeps !Throws a pair of gloves At np

Nazgul
19-01-2012, 05:34
Starts dancing like Michael Jackson.

Throws a sombrero at NP

Prof Plum
19-01-2012, 05:51
Puts on the sombrero, drinks some tequila. Throws a grenade at NP.

Seacretsquirrel
19-01-2012, 05:54
Puts pin back in grenade
Throws a set of keys to a yellow Lamborghini at NP.

SugarSkull
19-01-2012, 06:52
Looks for the Lamborghini but ant find it. Has a cry and throws a pair of leather chaps at NP

NowWhoWantsPie?
20-01-2012, 16:24
Leather chaps? *runs away screaming* :freakingout::laughing:

Throws $500 to np

SugarSkull
20-01-2012, 17:21
Takes $500 and goes out to buy groceries. Comes back and throws a pack of foil at NP

Shoopuf
20-01-2012, 17:59
Fashions a hat out of tin foil and heads out for a night as the crazy person on public transport.

Gets arrested and throws a piano accordion she was skillfully concealing at the np.

Californication
20-01-2012, 19:29
Lists the piano accordion on eBay after finding out its an antique and makes a mint! Wooooohooooo!!

Throws a pair of wellies to the NP.

bubbella
20-01-2012, 19:45
dances in huge puddles in my new wellies while the kids watch embarrassed

Throws paper aeroplane to the NP


Sent from my iPad using Bub Hub app - auto correct is shut, it sax!

babyspice
20-01-2012, 20:50
catches the paper aeroplane and carefully recycles it

throws a can of worms at the NP

SugarSkull
20-01-2012, 21:05
Puts the can of worms down sil's top = D
Throws sil's top to NP

VintageLover
20-01-2012, 21:21
Wash sil's top in my hand made washing powder..

Throws nail clippers to np

bellalika
20-01-2012, 21:40
Cuts big toes with nail clippers

Throws nail clippings to np
(I just grossed myself out).

SugarSkull
20-01-2012, 23:03
Blows nail clipping away with hair dryer.
Throws ball of hair at np

NowWhoWantsPie?
24-01-2012, 11:19
Puts ball of hair in the bin
Throws lotto ticket to np

Seacretsquirrel
24-01-2012, 13:04
Wins nothing on the lotto ticket 
Throws a clear umbrella at NP

jennibear
24-01-2012, 14:15
Paints giant daisys on the clear umbrella.
Throws bright yellow paint at NP

CookingMonster
24-01-2012, 15:23
Catches the yellow paint skillfully and uses it to paint the front door. Throws a sleeping bag to the NP

VintageLover
24-01-2012, 20:51
Rolls up sleeping bag and stores it in the shed..(far too hot for camping)
Throws glass vase to np

SugarSkull
24-01-2012, 20:58
Pops some beautiful orchids in the glass vase and throws a red sequined dress at NP

VintageLover
24-01-2012, 21:03
Rocks the red sequined dress on a child free night out on the town with hubby, it ends up squashed on the floor of our hotel room..

Throws a pussy cat to np

mylittlefamily
24-01-2012, 21:05
Throws the cat at the skittish dog to get an awesome funny reaction :devil: hehe

throws a water pistol at NP

SugarSkull
24-01-2012, 21:51
Squirts NP in the eye with water pistol.
Throws a tissue a sock at NP

SugarSkull
24-01-2012, 21:52
Make that a sock

Leeee
24-01-2012, 21:57
wonders where its pair is and puts it aside in case it turns up

throws a non-touchscreen phone at the next person

Bear and Mum
24-01-2012, 22:00
Thinks thank god it's not a touch screen:-)

Throws chocolate syrup to the np

Leeee
24-01-2012, 22:06
Thinks thank god it's not a touch screen:-)

Throws chocolate syrup to the np

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!

​sorry, continue :o

funnymama
24-01-2012, 22:16
Drops the syrup bottle and have to clean up the mess before I...
quickly make a paper aeroplane out of my gas bill and lob it over to the np

SugarSkull
24-01-2012, 22:16
Does some naughty stuff with the chocolate sauce.
Throws a skateboard at np

SugarSkull
24-01-2012, 22:17
Scratch the post above

Burn gas bill and throws a bottle of tequila at np

VintageLover
25-01-2012, 07:47
Drown my sorrows with the tequila, have my own little backyard party..eat the worm and wake up with mysterious scratches and bruises all over my legs....

Throws vitamins to the np

NowWhoWantsPie?
26-01-2012, 21:58
Takes vitamins and hopes to feel better in the morning

throws failed attempt of lasagna at the np (yes that's right i suck at cooking!)

SugarSkull
26-01-2012, 22:04
Drowns the lasagna in cheddar cheese and downs it.
Throws a monkey at the NP

VintageLover
26-01-2012, 22:21
Seriously hoping the monkey doesn't do a poo in it's hand and eat it (yes hubby has seen it happen) while the neighbor helps me to trap it and return it to the zoo..

Throws a bottle of lube to np

SugarSkull
26-01-2012, 22:24
Pops lube on bil's door handles, car door handles, steering wheel, wallet, mobile etc etc etc. sits back and laughs.

Throws polka dot skirt at np

Bear and Mum
27-01-2012, 00:33
Puts on the polka dot skirt and goes dancing topless

Throws a box of condoms to the np

Mulva
27-01-2012, 01:17
Puts a condom in each of my elderly neighbours mailboxes *evil giggle* and

Throws a life-size hasselhoff cutout to np...

Bear and Mum
27-01-2012, 01:46
Gives life size Hoffs cutout to Nymphomaniac next door and don't see her for a week

Throws a roll of duct tape to np

VintageLover
27-01-2012, 11:31
Bahaha jumps on the bandwagon and knocks on bear and mums nymph neighbor, checks that she's still breathing and offers her the roll of duct tape to add to her kinky collection..

Throws cream cheese spread to np

Berrie
27-01-2012, 14:29
uses it to make cheese and spinach puffs with the spinach in the fridge.

Throws a very large watermelon to np

Shoopuf
27-01-2012, 14:36
Gives very large watermelon to pregnant friend to practice pushing out of her vagina.

Throws rainbow shoelaces at np.

mylittlefamily
27-01-2012, 15:32
Rocks the rainbow laces like its 1990 and throws a cricket ball to the np


Sent from my iPhone using Bub Hub app instead of cleaning the house!!

Berrie
27-01-2012, 15:38
throws cricket ball to DP. He played cricket overseas, and is a bowler, so he'd know what to do with it more than me!

Throws chia seeds to np

VintageLover
27-01-2012, 15:41
Mmmm adds chia seeds to my daily green smoothie and gulps it down... Ahhhh

Throws a dirty tooth pick to np

SugarSkull
28-01-2012, 08:33
Flicks the dirty tooth pick away
Throws a mousse head at the next person

Bear and Mum
28-01-2012, 09:22
Tie's the mousse head on the front grill of the car....yeap I'm a red neck:-)....not really

Throws a car tyre to the np

Shoopuf
28-01-2012, 10:22
Grabs a rope, ties it to a tree branch and spends the rest of the day gleefully swinging in her new tyre swing.

Throws a dung beetle at the NP.

Seacretsquirrel
28-01-2012, 11:30
Gets the dung beetle a wife and puts them to work in the horse paddock.
Throws a slinky at the NP

NowWhoWantsPie?
29-01-2012, 06:56
Takes slinky to longest set of stairs and sings everybody loves a slinky

Throws some flour to the np


Yep, it's another iPhone :D

VintageLover
29-01-2012, 08:21
Catches the flour because luckily it was still in the packet, uses it to make some delicious home made crusty sour dough bread to go with our spicy pumpkin soup... Mmm Mmm ..

Throws a knife at np

Shoopuf
29-01-2012, 08:48
Skillfully dodges knife and avoids serious injury.

Throws a pre-licked lollipop at the np.

Bear and Mum
29-01-2012, 14:32
Sticks the pre licked lollipop to my forehead....cause I can

Throws a vinyl album to the np

NowWhoWantsPie?
31-01-2012, 09:14
Looks vinyl album's value up to see if it's worth selling on ebay

Throws a giant spider at the next person

VintageLover
31-01-2012, 16:53
Totally freaks out at the sight of giant spider flying through the air and quickly ducks out of it's path and runs screaming bloody murder all the way down the street!!

Throws dirty jocks at np

babyspice
04-02-2012, 20:18
ducks and misses getting hit by the dirty jocks, and they fall onto the snow

throws a snowball at the next person

Bear and Mum
04-02-2012, 23:53
Gets slammed in the face by snowball....nice throw:-)

Throws a big soft fluffy pillow to the np

RachHasArrived
05-02-2012, 00:41
Grabs the big, soft fluffy pillow for a good nights sleep (thank you...but yeah right!) Throws a half full (or half empty :-/) wine glass at the np

Leeee
05-02-2012, 00:45
tastes the wine and doesn't like it, cos most wines are just icky.

throws a digeridoo at the next person.

RachHasArrived
05-02-2012, 00:50
Sorry if im taking this off someone else! Huffs (it was a good wine!) gives the didgeridoo to a mate who can play, because i so can not!Throws a pedestal fan at the next person

Leeee
05-02-2012, 00:53
points the fan at rachhasarrived to help her cool off, cos some people just aren't wine drinkers and prefer other things. like vodka, and midori. :eek::p

throws an empty plastic bucket at the next person.

NowWhoWantsPie?
07-02-2012, 15:21
Fills bucket up with hot water & vinegar and mops the floors.

throws bottle of tequila to the np

2BabyBears
07-02-2012, 15:36
Catches the bottle of Tequila in a once in a life time one handed stretch & downs the whole bottle.. then gags on the worm till it comes back up, lol

Throws an on fire marshmallow on a stick to the np

Huni&Coco
07-02-2012, 15:43
surprisingly catches the flying on fire marshmellow on a stick and eats it =p

Throws a toy car at np
(sick of telling kids to pick their toys up lol)

spideysmummy
07-02-2012, 15:50
Catches the toy car and hands it to ds, who sits there trying to spin the wheels before putting it in his mouth

Throws a dummy at the np




Mummy & Daddy - expanding our family! Our little man born April 2011 and now expecting another munchkin in August 2012! Loving it!!!!! :D

Bear and Mum
07-02-2012, 16:12
Shoves the dummy in a screaming kids mouth to shut it up ( not mine of course )

And throws an ice cream to the np

Leeee
07-02-2012, 16:14
lets the icecream splat on the floor. i don't like touching foods that i'm allergic to.

throws a natural wood bird chew toy at the next person.

NowWhoWantsPie?
07-02-2012, 16:25
Gives natural wood bird chew toy to work mate who has lots of cockatiels.

Throws large sheet of cardboard at the np

SugarSkull
07-02-2012, 17:25
Adds it to the cardboard on DS's window to keep it dark.

Throws a a mojito at the next person.

SugarSkull
07-02-2012, 17:43
Adds it to the cardboard on DS's window to keep it dark.

Throws a a mojito at the next person.

Mummy2aandh
07-02-2012, 18:02
Open my mouth and let the mojito slosh right in!!

Throws a Barbie doll at the NP!

SugarSkull
07-02-2012, 18:15
Site Barbie next to other dolls.

Throws skull at np

spideysmummy
07-02-2012, 18:37
Wraps skull up as present for cousin and is thankful for spending no money on her bday! (skulls are her latest obsession)

Throws wheat bag at next person


Mummy & Daddy - expanding our family! Our little man born April 2011 and now expecting another munchkin in August 2012! Loving it!!!!! :D

AndrewTheEmu
07-02-2012, 18:43
Omg sticks the wheat bag in the microwave for two minutes then lies on it forever...

Chucks a upsey dasiy doll to the np

VintageLover
07-02-2012, 23:46
Sits upsy daisy doll in the corner with iggle piggle and warns them to keep quiet while I watch doctor phill (cos im a crazy mummy like that)...

Throws a flat packed ikea coffee table to np

GluttonForPunishment
08-02-2012, 00:18
Catches and spends the next seven hours assembling table to find that I put it together wrong and there's bits missing.

Throws priceless Ming vase at np.



You'll have to excuse the iPhone auto correct. It sax!

Eleven Eleven
08-02-2012, 08:07
Catches vase and sells it on eBay for $500.

Throws a roll of sticky tape at np

NowWhoWantsPie?
08-02-2012, 08:31
Uses sticky tape to make DS some more flash cards.

throws stupid slow work computer to the np as out IT guys are hopeless

SugarSkull
08-02-2012, 08:51
Grabs slow work computer and begins to smash it with a hammer.

I throw the hammer at np

NowWhoWantsPie?
08-02-2012, 10:21
Grabs slow work computer and begins to smash it with a hammer.

Thank you, at least it's being distroyed in my virtual world :laughing:

Sorry, continue...

chameleon
08-02-2012, 10:47
Catches hammer and puts it in drawer to collect dust.

Throws pile of dirty laundry at np

SugarSkull
08-02-2012, 11:15
Burns the pile of laundry along with her own dirty laundry.

Goes out to buy a new wardrobe. Throws a g string at np.

NowWhoWantsPie?
08-02-2012, 11:22
Takes photo of g-string and sends to DP so he knows he's getting lucky tonight.

Throws sewing maching to the next person

Berrie
08-02-2012, 11:37
Says thanks. I need a sewing machine!

Throws a 5 kilo bag of rice to NP.

spideysmummy
08-02-2012, 15:16
Cooks up a cup of rice as its one of the few things I can keep down at the moment, and stashes the rest in the pantry.

Throws a toaster at the np




Mummy & Daddy - expanding our family! Our little man born April 2011 and now expecting another munchkin in August 2012! Loving it!!!!! :D

naebie
08-02-2012, 15:27
Toasts pop tarts in the toaster and

throws a single toddler sock at the NP

NowWhoWantsPie?
08-02-2012, 16:00
Adds sock to DS's draw and hopes to find the other one.

Throws a can of paint to the np

LillyPonds
08-02-2012, 16:03
Makes a beautiful canvas with the can of paint.

Throws an octopus at the NP.

CookingMonster
08-02-2012, 16:54
Marinates and chucks the octopus on the barbie.

Throws a shovel at the NP

VintageLover
08-02-2012, 17:03
Catches the shovel and go about my business picking up the dogs 'business' on the lawn.. Little mongrel craps everywhere.

Throws a muzzle to np

Bear and Mum
13-02-2012, 14:20
Puts the muzzle on the barking dog next door

And throws Ryan Reynolds to the np

Berrie
13-02-2012, 15:17
Makes him clean the house topless.

Throws a bird bath to np

spideysmummy
13-02-2012, 15:29
Fills the bird bath with water and lets ds splash in it outside :)

Throws a guitar at the np


Mummy & Daddy - expanding our family! Our little man born April 2011 and now expecting another munchkin in August 2012! Loving it!!!!! :D

Bear and Mum
13-02-2012, 16:15
Hands the guitar to Keith Urban (sorry I just love him) to serenade me all night

Throws a nice bottle of bubbly to the np

miffy25
21-02-2012, 12:52
Sets about organising a romantic dinner with the bottle of bubbly

throws a lamp at the np

Pawzette
21-02-2012, 13:18
Picks up all the broken glass as I didnt manage to catch it
Throws a bucket if tomato sauce at NP
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Bear and Mum
21-02-2012, 16:38
Gives the tomato sauce to DH to make an awesome lasagna with

Throws a piece of the awesome lasagna to the np

tiggerfields
21-02-2012, 16:38
Catches bucket without spilling any and invites neighbours round for party pie, mini sausage roll and oven fry feast.

Throws a small row-boat to the np.

SugarSkull
21-02-2012, 19:21
Rides the row boat down a flight of stairs.

Throws a steering wheel an np

VintageLover
24-02-2012, 07:40
Uses vacuum cleaner to suck up the endless ragdoll cat hair floating annoyingly around the joint... Seriously...STOP malting!

Throws deflea treatment to np

miffy25
26-02-2012, 18:16
defleas the pussy
then throws a calender at the np

mylittlefamily
26-02-2012, 22:31
Cuts all the pictures out of the calendar and makes placemats (I never remember to change the months on mine :laughing: )

Throws the placemats to the next person :D

lovesushi
26-02-2012, 23:20
puts a bowl of rice on the placemat, eats and then throws chopticks at NP

Lollie1990
26-02-2012, 23:36
I take the chopstix and I get a remote and turn the tv on and throw the remote to np

chameleon
27-02-2012, 00:54
Dumps remote control in bin since it doesn't work on this TV and throws laptop at next person... (must get off computer!!!)

LifeInShadesOfGrey
13-04-2012, 12:29
Jumps straight on Bubhub on the laptop and throws a pair of socks at the NP

VintageLover
13-04-2012, 14:19
Throws socks at DD in futile attempt at getting her to stop talking...

Throws sun hat to np

jazzcait
13-04-2012, 14:34
Puts sunhat on

Throws a pair of thongs at np

bellalika
13-04-2012, 14:53
Puts thongs on. Throws eggnormous chocolate egg at next person.

LilPetal
13-04-2012, 15:14
Yum! Eats entire chocolate egg then throws my pedometer to the np.

TeenyT
14-04-2012, 11:02
Puts pedometer in a sock and throw in clothes dryer. Throws a tin of fish food at the NP

LifeInShadesOfGrey
17-04-2012, 20:26
Feeds my goldfish named Bob with the fish food and throws a star fish at the NP.

bellalika
18-04-2012, 16:03
Catches starfish and throws it like a ninja star (in an animal friendly way) into the aquarium and throws seaweed at the np

miffy25
19-04-2012, 11:19
makes nori rolls with seaweed and throws rice to the np

BarefootedMumma
20-04-2012, 22:52
Vacs up the rice grumbling about messy cooks remove the dust bag and tosses it to np - I don't wanna deal with cleaning out that thing!

LifeInShadesOfGrey
23-04-2012, 23:12
Starts coughing at the dust flying everywhere (hello allergies!!!!!!! lol), takes an antihistamine and throws the empty box to the NP.

Threadkiller
03-05-2012, 21:20
Catches the empty box gives it to her Dd2 so she can make something creative instead of bugging me

And throws an umbrella to the np

raisingthree
03-05-2012, 21:33
Puts the umbrella up cause it's raining and throws an iPad to the np

roz2288
03-05-2012, 21:35
Catches the umbrella and starts dancing in the rain with it

Throws whip to the np

roz2288
03-05-2012, 21:46
Caught the iPad with my feet while doing yoga and got straight on bubhub and I'll cracked the whip in the horse stables and throws apple to the np

MarkandSandy
03-05-2012, 22:09
Catches the apple and puts it in DH's lunchbox, surely he can pack the rest in the morning.

Since I cant find anything to watch, Throws the tv remote to the np.

VintageLover
07-05-2012, 17:40
Mischeviously tucks the TV remote in amongst the couch cushions in preparation for torturing Dh later on tonight...

Throws a tub of vicks vapor rub to np ..

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ElastiGirl
07-05-2012, 17:54
Catches vicks.....

"what the hell do I need Vicks for...."

Throws Vicks to np....

Keerah
09-05-2012, 20:58
Puts the vicks in the medicine chest, finds a bottle of hair gel and throws it to the NP

chookylaa
09-05-2012, 21:00
Ideas it to slick down andrew okeiffe's chest hair and throws his jocks to the np

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chookylaa
09-05-2012, 21:21
Ideas it to slick down andrew okeiffe's chest hair and throws his jocks to the np

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