I'd rather...?

[Luna Lovegood]

Example:
Person 1: I'd rather stay in than go out
Person 2: I'd rather go out than wash dishes
Person 3: I'd rather wash dishes than strip in public

***

I'd rather watch TV than clean the house...

[London]

Id rather clean the house than go out drinking...

[confusd]

Id rather go out drinking than fold the washing :laughing:

[Shoopuf]

I'd rather mop the floors than lick the toilet seat.






ETA:I HATE mopping the floors :laughing:

[CookingMonster]

I'd rather lick the toilet seat rather than go nude in public

[OJandMe]

I'd rather go nude in public than eat balut.

link to description below.. Don't look if you are vegan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(egg)

[tiggerfields]

I'd rather go nude in public than get a facial piercing.

[M.2.]

I'd rather get a facial piercing then mow the lawn

[Shoopuf]

I'd rather mow the lawn than pee in a public swimming pool.

[Californication]

I'd rather pee in a public swimming pool than get a brazillian.

[Hollywood]

I'd rather get a Brazilian than watch "Dancing with the stars"

[Shoopuf]

I'd rather watch Dancing With the Stars than eat tripe.

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather eat tripe than watch Jersey Shore.

[tiggerfields]

If rather eat tripe than shag Shane Warne!

[Luna Lovegood]

If rather eat tripe than shag Shane Warne!

I'd rather shag Shane Warne than talk to Shane Warne.

[mysticme]

I'd rather shag Shane Warne than talk to Shane Warne.

I'd rather talk to Shane Warne than move state again!

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather move state than dance naked in a room full of people. :smiliedance:

[bellalika]

I'd rather dance naked in a room full of people than jump off of a high cliff into water that I can't see the bottom of.

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather jump off of a high cliff into water that I can't see the bottom of than give in to my cravings and order pizza and a lava cake right now...

[ourbradybunch]

I'd rather jump off of a high cliff into water that I can't see the bottom of than skydive

[CookingMonster]

I'd rather skydive than eat a spider

[tonimatrix]

I'd rather eat a spider than hold a rat

[duckduckgoose]

I'd rather hold a rat than eat a rat

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather eat a rat than watch glee

[Littlemissmetal]

I'd rather watch glee then have sex - poor DP :laughing:

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather watch glee then have sex - poor DP :laughing:

I'f rather have sex than do anything else!:hyper:

[sweetpeamummy]

I'd rather have s.e.x than do house work.

[bellalika]

I'd rather do anything else than have sex! (rather cyclic tonight).

Snap!

I'd rather do housework than have sex.

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather have sex than binge on pizza (because one is being delivered right now).

[tonimatrix]

I'd rather binge on Pizza than eat at Sizzler

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather eat a sizzler than sniff my DH's feet.

[Leeee]

i'd rather sniff dp's feet than attempt to use a lawnmower

[mysticme]

i'd rather sniff dp's feet than attempt to use a lawnmower

I would rather use a lawnmower than not get my weekend sleepins!

[tiggerfields]

I'd rather not get my weekend sleep ins than be separated from my iPhone.

[tonimatrix]

I would rather be separated from my iPhone (TEMPORARILY) eek!! than lose my wallet

[mylittlefamily]

Id rather loose my wallet then crash my car

[sweetseven]

I'ld rather crash my car than hear about my kids having a carcrash.

[october]

I'd rather hear about my kids having a car crash than hearing about my kids having a plane crash

[Me]

I'd rather hear about my kids having a plane crash than have them run away from home.

[Shoopuf]

I'd rather my (imaginary) kids run away from home than meet Hannibal Lector at a dinner party.

[Californication]

I'd rather meet Hannibal Lector at a dinner party than have to eat worms.

[tiggerfields]

I'd rather eat worms than someone else's boogers.

[krystallxx]

I rather eat boogers then drink off milk

[Californication]

I'd rather drink off milk than change the nappy I just changed :dizzy::barf:

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather change the nappy you just changed than live without chocolate...

[mishh]

I'd rather live without chocolate than live without coke

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather live without coke than live without Sex and the City

[tiggerfields]

I'd rather live without SATC than live without True Blood.

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather live without true blood than live exclusively on tomatoes.

(I actually couldn't live without true blood)

[Californication]

I'd rather live exclusively on tomatoes than walk naked down the main street.

(and I hate tomatoes!!)

[Boobycino]

P
I'd rather live exclusively on tomatoes than walk naked down the main street.

(and I hate tomatoes!!)

(Gosh that's a close one. Living on tomatoes for how long? Naked for how long - and what time of day? )

Lol

Ummm I'd rather walk down the main street naked than walk down the street, fully dressed, alone, at night, on a very dark street, immediately after watching a zombie flick.

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather walk down the street, fully dressed, alone, at night, on a very dark street, immediately after watching a zombie flick than be a zombie.

[bellalika]

I'd rather be a zombie that be eaten alive by a T-Rex.

[Boobycino]

I'd rather be eaten alive be a t-Rex than eaten alive by a pack of rats.

(who's watching Jurassic park?!?!?)

[Shoopuf]

I'd rather be eaten alive by a pack of rats than make out with Julia Gillard.

[Boobycino]

I'd rather make out with Julia Gillard than make out with Tony abbot.

[Leeee]

i'd rather make out with jg than have had multiple foot issues with my birds. (which hopefully i am now nearing the end of.. fx!)

[Azurial]

OMG I'd rather make out with Tony Abbot than drink a litre of milk thats been left in the sun for a week.

[mylittlefamily]

I'd rather drink milk that has been left in the sun for a week (good diet idea?? :barf: ) then have surgery and feel the cutting :eek:

[Azurial]

I'd rather have surgery and feel the cutting(which I did when I had Emergency C Section) than to have to pull a dead calf.

[mylittlefamily]

I'd rather pull a dead calf then watch the mother die with it inside :(

[Luna Lovegood]

I would rather watch the mother die than kill an animal with my own hands.

[tiggerfields]

I'd rather kill an animal with my own hands (and have done in fact) than be a vegan.

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather be vegan than watch twilight.

[Californication]

I'd rather watch Twilight than stick a hot poker in my eye (can you tell I'm not a fan??)

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather stick a hot poker in my eye than read the twilight series...(not a fan either)...

[JaneDoe]

I'd rather read twilight than clean up someone elses sputum!!!

[Leeee]

i'd rather clean up a mess of something that i have a feeling i should be glad i've never heard of than concieve the 'natural' way.

[mylittlefamily]

I'd rather conceive the natural way then work in a job I hated ughhh!

[Jess1889]

Id rather work in a job I hated than not have enough money to feed my kids

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[Boobycino]

I'd rather not have enough money to feed my kids than... Ummm.... Ummmm really? There's literally nothing to follow that up with! I'd do or go through anything to feed my kids.

Okay, here goes, I'd rather not have enough money to feed my kids than starve myself. (because I'm breast feeding, thus if I'm still sustained we can all survive)

[sweetseven]

I'ld rather starve myself than consistently eat that stuff that gets passed of as food at fast food places (eg MacDonalds).

[saltygirl]

I'd rather eat fast food than watch Man vs Wild

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[Boobycino]

I'd rather watch man vs wild than watch Jerry springer.

[Jess1889]

Id rather watch man vs wild than touch a snake

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[Californication]

I'd rather touch a snake than touch a
Spider.

[Boobycino]

I'd rather touch a spider than touch a bee. (allergic to bees - though would depend on what type of spider!!)

[NowWhoWantsPie?]

I'd rather touch a bee than touch a cockroach

[Californication]

I'd rather touch a cockroach than watch The Wiggles (and Anthony with his massive ego)

[FUSSY]

I'd rather watch the Wiggles than watch Dora the Explorer

[London]

Id rather watch Dora the Explorer than see another celeb wearing sunglasses during an indoors interview :no:

[tiggerfields]

I'd rather watch another celeb wearing sunglasses during an indoors interview than have to be on camera DOING the interview.

[PinkIsTheNewBlack]

Id rather interview a celebrity wearing sunnies indoors, than get a blood test (eww)

[Boobycino]

I'd rather have a blood test than have an 'internal examination'.

[saltygirl]

I'd rather have an internal examination than wear a bikini in public.

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[Boobycino]

I'd rather wear a bikini than wear a wet suit.

[bellalika]

I'd rather wear a wet suit than clean up vomit.
Note: it never said anyone would see me in the wetsuit. :)

[duckduckgoose]

I'd rather clean up vomit than clean up cat poo

[Boobycino]

I'd rather clean up cat poo than clean up toddler poo that's been 'finger painted' on the wall.

[saltygirl]

I'd rather clean up toddler poo off the wall than eat snails

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[sweetseven]

I'ld rather eat escargo (at a French Resturaunt) than suffer pain every time I take a step.

[tonimatrix]

I'd rather suffer pain every time I took a step than not be able to walk

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather to not be able to walk than not see my beautiful DD...

[Boobycino]

I'd rather not be able to see my babies than not be able to hold them.

[krystallxx]

I'd rather not hold my babies then never be able to hear them .

Ps that was hard !

[tiggerfields]

Ok I'm going to cheat to lighten the tone:

I'd rather not hear my babies at ALL some days when he has been talking non-stop for ten hours! Than cut my shin open with a chainsaw (which I've also done)..

[bellalika]

Ok I'm going to cheat to lighten the tone:


Thank you! I was stumped.

I'd rather cut my shin open with a chainsaw than get hit in the nose with a cricket ball. (hubby did. It looked so painful and needed surgery to put it all back into place).

[NowWhoWantsPie?]

I'd rather get hit in the nose with a cricket ball then strip off at a nudist beach

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather strip off at a nudist beach (done it!) than go to a street car rally.

[AppleIsleSMum]

I'd rather go to a street car rally then be anywhere near a wide possum!

[tiggerfields]

I'd rather be near a wild possum (my parents have nesting boxes in their garden) than eat a sardine.

[sweetseven]

I'ld rather eat a sardine sandwich than a pizza with anchovies.

[tiggerfields]

I'd rather eat a pizza with anchovies than a milkshake with a raw egg in it.

[Shoopuf]

I'd rather drink a milkshake with a raw egg in it than swallow a blow fly.

[Californication]

I'd rather swallow a blow fly than eat off meat.

[duckduckgoose]

I'd rather eat off meat than drink a carton of off milk

[Shoopuf]

I'd rather drink a carton of off milk than get swooped by another magpie!!!

[mylittlefamily]

I'd rather get swooped by a magpie then get chased by a vicious dog

[DaughteroftheForest]

I'd rather get chased by a vicious dog then bitten by one!

[Benji]

I'd rather be bitten by a vicious dog than have to deal with centrelink...

[Boobycino]

I'd rather deal with c'link than not be able to pay rent. *grumble grumble*

[DaughteroftheForest]

I'd rather not be able to pay rent then be homeless (not the same thing!)

[Benji]

I'd rather be homeless than have to marry Charlie Sheen.

[NowWhoWantsPie?]

I'd rather marry Charlie Sheen then marry Mel Gibson

[Californication]

I'd rather marry Mel Gibson (even if he has gone "weird") than have to watch Darryl Sommers on TV ever again.

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather watch Darryl Sommers on TV (whilst consuming buckets of wine) than live with housemates...

[Benji]

I'd rather live with housemates than live with smelly dogs.

[PuppyGuts]

id rather live with housemates than live with yappy dogs

[PuppyGuts]

LOL Benji

[Benji]

:laughing: snap! Almost!

[sweetseven]

I would rather live with smelly yappy dogs than have a fireant nest in my kitchen

[mummykitty]

Lol deleted someone got in before I did

[Californication]

I would rather have a fireant nest in my kitchen (which could actually be good if they stayed in the kitchen as would mean no more cooking!!) than have crabs in my crotch.

[CakeyLoaf]

I'd rather have crabs in my crotch than thrush

[duckduckgoose]

I'd rather have crabs in my crotch than thrush

Really??

I'd rather have thrush than syphilis

[CakeyLoaf]

Really??

I'd rather have thrush than syphilis

I've never had crabs so don't know what that's like but I've had thrush and it's horrible!

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather have syphilis than turn my web cam on and do a sexy dance for BH.

[Boobycino]

I'd rather do a sexy dance for BH than do a sexy dance for a bunch of men on the Internet (hands on keyboards boys!! Lol)

[ourbradybunch]

I'd rather do a sexy dance for a bunch of men on the Internet than do a sexy dance for a room full of drunk men

[Boobycino]

I'd rather do a sexy dance for a room full of drunk men than a room full of sober ones. Lol. (drunk men mightn't notice my jiggly bits. Lol)

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather do a sexy dance for a room of sober men, than do a nude sexy dance at my Grandmother's 70th birthday party...:smiliedance:

[CakeyLoaf]

I'd rather do a nude sexy dance at your grandmothers 70th than go out to a restaurant for dinner in the nude.

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather do a nude sexy dance at your grandmothers 70th than go out to a restaurant for dinner in the nude.

Well, I did offer to get her a stripper if you're available?? :p

I'd rather go out to a restaurant for dinner in the nude than do star jumps without a bra on...:yes: My boobs would look like this >>> :hyper::hyper:

[NowWhoWantsPie?]

I'd rather do star jumps without a bra on then do them in the snow

[confusd]

Id rather do them in the snow then cuddle a man eating shark

[tiggerfields]

I'd rather cuddle a man-eating shark (I've had a bodyslide from a grey nurse while diving) than touch a stick insect!

[tormy]

i'd rather touch a stick insect then touch a spider

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather touch a spider than have a field mouse in my house...

[tormy]

i'd rather have a field mouse in my house then going to the dentist

[sweetseven]

I'ld rather go to the dentist than suffer the agony of tooth pain.

[tiggerfields]

Id rather suffer tooth pain than move to Qatar.

[mylittlefamily]

I'd rather move to Qatar (really?! googled and straight away MASSIVE travel warnings :eek: )
Then watch my dog get killed

[confusd]

id rather watch my dog get killed then watch my sister die

[CakeyLoaf]

id rather watch my dog get killed then watch my sister die

I don't think I would rather watch my sister die than anything... 

[confusd]

I don't think I would rather watch my sister die than anything... 

I know, id honestly not watch either of them die....

Its a bit of a game killer...

what about.....

Id rather watch my dog get killed then watch it live in pain

[Californication]

I'm not sure that is any better!

Id rather watch my dog live in pain than shoot myself in the foot.

(though really, I would never let my dog live in pain.)

[ourbradybunch]

I'd rather shoot myself in the foot than have sex with my ex again,hahaha

[mylittlefamily]

I'd rather have sex with my ex then never ever have sex again!

[ourbradybunch]

I'd rather have sex with my ex then never ever have sex again!

You'd feel different if you knew/saw my ex,lol

[confusd]

You'd feel different if you knew/saw my ex,lol

:laughing:

Id rather never have sex again then then have no arms or legs...

[Jess1889]

Id rather have no arms and legs than go through a whole pregnancy with hyperemesis again

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[Californication]

Id rather go through a whole pregnancy with hyperemesis than struggle to conceive.

[sweetseven]

I'ld rather struggle to conceive than have several consecutive miscarriages.

[AppleIsleSMum]

I'd rather have several consecutive miscarriages then lose my step daughter....

Ok just gonna start this again on a lighter note :)

I'd rather eat fresh brussel
sprouts then frozen brussel sprouts

[bellalika]

I think we need a "keep it lite" clause.

I would rather eat frozen Brussel sprouts than eat peas.

[AppleIsleSMum]

I think we need a "keep it lite" clause.

I would rather eat frozen Brussel sprouts than eat peas.

Agree! :)

[CakeyLoaf]

I would rather eat peas than broccoli (I hate broccoli!)

[Californication]

I would rather eat broccolli than broad beans.

[saltygirl]

I'd rather eat broad beans than scallops

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[Leeee]

i'd rather eat broad beans than lentils.

snap!

i'd rather eat scallops than lentils lol

[confusd]

Id rather eat lentils then brains :barf:

[Boobycino]

Id rather eat brains (like cooked and prepared?) than raw chicken.

[confusd]

Id rather eat brains (like cooked and prepared?) than raw chicken.

Yeah haha like the little cooked ones on master chef. They were eating them going "oh yumo". I couldnt do it. Just knowing they were brains ewww


Id rather eat raw chicken then lick a live one

[Boobycino]

I'd rather lick a live chicken than kiss a cow on the nose.

[NowWhoWantsPie?]

I'd rather kiss a cow on the nose than ride a bull

[confusd]

Id rather ride a bull then have to put my hand inside to help it birth a calf.. a cow..

[Daddy2G]

I'd rather birth a cow than knacker a bull

[sweetseven]

I'ld rather knacker a bull (poor bull) than slaughter a lamb.

[AppleIsleSMum]

I'd rather slaughter a lamb then have 'p*ss'(those lil ones that stink) ants on me(shudder!)

[bellalika]

I'd rather have pee ants on me that be out in a big thunderstorm.

[Californication]

I'd rather be out in a big thunderstorm than have a cold like I do.

[sweetseven]

I'ld rather have a cold than be looking after my children with colds sequentially.

[ourbradybunch]

I'd rather my children with colds sequentially than all 4 of my kids get nits at the same time ( I have 3 with super thick hair & 1 with thin )

[krystallxx]

I'd rather my trio have nits at the same time then have to get AF !

[bellalika]

I'd rather get AF than whipper-snip and mow the lawn.

[nerdgirl99]

I'd rather wipper-snip or mow than hang out the washing.


**Coming to you live from my iPhone**

[Californication]

I'd rather hang out the washing than scrub the bathroom.

[DaughteroftheForest]

I'd rather scrub the bathroom than scrub the ceiling!

[pram-mama]

I'd rather scrub the ceiling than have 3 kids fighting constantly

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather have 3 kids fighting constantly than be a sweaty person...

[confusd]

Id rather be a sweaty person then be extremely gassy

[kezanazz]

I'd rather be gassy than bald


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[Boobycino]

I'd rather be bald than have ridiculous amount of all over body hair.

[bellalika]

I'd rather have ridiculous amount of all over body hair than not have access to a good beautician (to wax off unsightly excess hair).

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather have ridiculous amount of hair on my body, than a ridiculous amount of hair on my face...

[krystallxx]

I'd rather have a face full of hair then have my children become hardcore drug addicts.

[duckduckgoose]

I'd rather my kids become hard core drug addicts than have them die young.

This thread is getting gloomy again...

[Californication]

I don't think there is any way to bring it back from that, so starting fresh:

I'd rather be sitting in this lovely sunshine than weeding my lawn!

[mylittlefamily]

I'd rather be weeding my lawn then weeding the rose garden

[kezanazz]

I'd rather be weeding the rose garden than facing bob-catting the front yard.


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[duckduckgoose]

I'd rather be bob-catting the front yard than digging a ditch.

[krystallxx]

I'd rather dig a ditch then be within 1km of a spider

[bellalika]

I'd rather be within 1km of a spider than within 1km of a snake.

[nerdgirl99]

I'd rather be in one km of a snake and within one km of a centipede.


**Coming to you live from my iPhone**

[Californication]

I'd rather be within one km of a centipede than swim with sharks.

[sweetseven]

I'ld rather swim with sharks than receive oral.

[AppleIsleSMum]

I'd rather receive oral then give it ;) haha

[Californication]

I'd rather give it than never get it :laughing:

[bellalika]

I'd rather never get it than ... wait ... I never have! Hmmm, I'd rather never get it than never be able to fantasize about getting it.

[Shoopuf]

I'd rather never be able to fantasize about getting it than be hungry.

[krystallxx]

I'd rather be hungry then cook food.

[Boobycino]

I'd rather cook food than not know how to cook food. (I usually enjoy cooking :) )

[babyspice]

id rather not know how to cook food than be a slave in the kitchen 24/7 (im really not fond of cooking) hehe

[AppleIsleSMum]

I'd rather be a slave in the kitchen then have to eat flavorless food

[NowWhoWantsPie?]

I'd rather have flavourless food then have to drink a full glass of hydrolite :barf:

[bellalika]

I'd rather drink a full glass of hydrolite then get lost going to Bundoora, Vic.

[Luna Lovegood]

I'd rather get lost going to Bundoora, Vic than always take the travelled path.

[Leeee]

i'd rather always take the travelled path than branch out unnecessarily into the unfamiliar (i NEED familiarity.. i crave it.. it keeps me sane. a change is NOT as good as a holiday here, it's stressful)

[tonimatrix]

I'd rather live exclusively on tomatoes than not be able to bathe

[Californication]

I'd rather go into the unfamiliar than live the same life every single day.

[bellalika]

I'd rather live the same life every single day than be hurt emotionally every day.

[babyspice]

id rather be hurt emotionally everyday than hurt sexually every day

[CakeyLoaf]

id rather be hurt emotionally everyday than hurt sexually every day

Getting deep again ladies! Can I start again before we get back to cancer and relatives dying??

I'd rather mow the lawn than listen to The Macarena 

[Californication]

I'd rather listen to The Macarena than an hour of Mariah Carey!!

[NowWhoWantsPie?]

I'd rather listen to an hour of Mariah Carey then be stuck in coles all day hearing Down down prices are down play all day

[mylittlefamily]

I'd rather listen to the Coles song all day then actually be in Coles all day

[Californication]

I'd rather be in Coles all day than climb a mountain.

[Boobycino]

I'd rather climb a mountain than go scuba diving.

[Littlemissmetal]

I'd rather go scuba diving then bungee jump

[babyspice]

id rather bungee jump than swim with sharks

[mysticme]

I'd rather swim with sharks than swim with crocodiles!

[CakeyLoaf]

I'd rather swim with crocodiles than hand feed a carrot to a very hungry lion.

[Boobycino]

I rather hand feed a carrot to a hungry lion than feed a carrot to my son in macdonalds. :freakingout:

[London]

I rather hand feed a carrot to a hungry lion than feed a carrot to my son in macdonalds. :freakingout:

:laughing: :laughing:

Id rather feed a carrot to my son in McDonalds than eat any of their greasy cr@p they call food.

[duckduckgoose]

I'd rather eat greasy McDonalds than lose my iPhone

[sweetseven]

I'ld rather lose my phone than total my car.

[Boobycino]

(our car was written off recently without insurance and honestly I was less devastated than I would be if I lost my iPhone - actually at the time my questions to df were 'are you okay?' and 'does this mean your not picking up take away on the way home?!?' )

I'd rather total my car than not be able to walk to the shop.

[Californication]

I'd rather walk to the shop than get a full body wax.

[Boobycino]

I'd rather get a full body wax than wear a bee suit (as in a suit of bees)

[lubelu2]

I'd rather wear a suit of bees than eat a can of baked bean (yuck!)

[Turk EnJayDee]

I'd rather eat a can of baked beans, than clean my kitchen after tonights epic dinner

[saltygirl]

I'd rather clean the kitchen after an epic dinner than spend 15 mins with my XMIL

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[bellalika]

I'd rather spend 15 mins with my MIL than clean my car inside and out

[krystallxx]

I'd rather clean my car inside and out then get dressed today !

[Californication]

I'd rather get dressed today than start my day at 3:20am.

(thanks DS. Love you, but you'd better sleep tonight as Mummy is so tired right now and we have a busy day)

[bellalika]

I'd rather start my day at 3:20am then eat crispy fried crickets.

(hope you get some sleep tonight Cali!)

[tiggerfields]

I'd rather eat crispy fried crickets than crispy fried spiders.

(but it'd be close...!)

[narribri]

I'd rather eat crispy fried spiders than eat liver.

[Californication]

I'd rather eat liver than not eat for a week.

(and thanks Bella. I hope so too!!)

[Shoopuf]

Id rather not eat for a week than have to clip somebody else's toenails

[bellalika]

I'd rather have to clip somebody else's toenails (already do the kidlettes) than clip the cat's claws.

[tormy]

I'd rather clip cat claws then pick up dog poo

[angelbubswithwings]

I'd rather concrete the entire backyard than water the turf one more time

[Californication]

I'd rather water the turf than chop wood

[Boobycino]

I'd rather chop wood than never have a wood fire. <3

[babyspice]

id rather have a wood fire than freeze in the cold

[Californication]

I'd rather freeze in the cold than pay my gas bill!! (at least DH would!!)

[Shoopuf]

I'd rather pay my gas bill than pluck a chicken.

[sweetseven]

I'ld rather pluck a chicken than clean a 4yo's teeth.

[Turk EnJayDee]

I'd rather clean a 4yo's teeth than smell tonsillitis breath anymore.