MotherNurture
25-09-2006, 11:13
Okay, I know I'm a newbie so this is my last thread, I promise...I just thought it was so humorous and poignant, I had to share:
"LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON" kit, gift-wrapping available!
Description: Advanced technology! Now, father and son can match without surgery. Stops painful tradition in it's tracks while eliminating risk of paternal inadaquacy syndrome and potential neonatal circumcision complications such as hemorrhage, infection, and death. A must have for the arrival of your 21st century blue bundle!
Contents:
(1) pair of novelty glasses, with fake nose and mustache.
(1) adult novelty bib, blue bonnet, or pacifier
(1) pair of adult briefs
(1) reusable ice pack (for mimimizing penile size difference)
(1) 1oz baggy of mock pubic/armpit hair and super glue
(1) artificial umbilical cord stump (to avoid confusion during those early days)
(1) bottle of nair -OR- (1) bottle hair dye -OR- (1) miniature wig/toupe, etc. (as applicable)
(4) grease pencils, (1) black, (1) brown, (1) red, (1) white (For realistic mimicking of freckles, birthmarks, age spots, moles, stretchmarks, scars, 'storkbites', and more!)
(1) bottle of tooth paint –OR- (1) container of tooth wax (For realistic 'toothless' look for dad.)
(1) coupon for foreskin restoration device -OR- 35mm film canister, medical tape, etc.
(1) pamphlet/article on foreskin restoration/methods
:laughing:
My husband is circumcised, but our little guy is not. My husband is a balding brunette, our son has a full head of blond hair. My husband has hazel eyes, our son has blue. My husband wears glasses, our son does not. Hubby has copious amounts of body hair, our son has none. In the grand scheme of things, a penis is private and rarely seen after infancy by anyone but it's owner and future lovers.
Everyone is different, and that's okay. I actually think it's a good lesson to learn early. As my son gets older, I don't want him seeking out extreme body modifications to follow the crowd or to stand out. Instead, I want to nurture a healthy self esteem so he's happy and content in his own skin, both literally and figuratively.
I also want him to respect the personal space, choices, boundaries, bodies, and rights of others.
Jen
"LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON" kit, gift-wrapping available!
Description: Advanced technology! Now, father and son can match without surgery. Stops painful tradition in it's tracks while eliminating risk of paternal inadaquacy syndrome and potential neonatal circumcision complications such as hemorrhage, infection, and death. A must have for the arrival of your 21st century blue bundle!
Contents:
(1) pair of novelty glasses, with fake nose and mustache.
(1) adult novelty bib, blue bonnet, or pacifier
(1) pair of adult briefs
(1) reusable ice pack (for mimimizing penile size difference)
(1) 1oz baggy of mock pubic/armpit hair and super glue
(1) artificial umbilical cord stump (to avoid confusion during those early days)
(1) bottle of nair -OR- (1) bottle hair dye -OR- (1) miniature wig/toupe, etc. (as applicable)
(4) grease pencils, (1) black, (1) brown, (1) red, (1) white (For realistic mimicking of freckles, birthmarks, age spots, moles, stretchmarks, scars, 'storkbites', and more!)
(1) bottle of tooth paint –OR- (1) container of tooth wax (For realistic 'toothless' look for dad.)
(1) coupon for foreskin restoration device -OR- 35mm film canister, medical tape, etc.
(1) pamphlet/article on foreskin restoration/methods
:laughing:
My husband is circumcised, but our little guy is not. My husband is a balding brunette, our son has a full head of blond hair. My husband has hazel eyes, our son has blue. My husband wears glasses, our son does not. Hubby has copious amounts of body hair, our son has none. In the grand scheme of things, a penis is private and rarely seen after infancy by anyone but it's owner and future lovers.
Everyone is different, and that's okay. I actually think it's a good lesson to learn early. As my son gets older, I don't want him seeking out extreme body modifications to follow the crowd or to stand out. Instead, I want to nurture a healthy self esteem so he's happy and content in his own skin, both literally and figuratively.
I also want him to respect the personal space, choices, boundaries, bodies, and rights of others.
Jen