reAllytee
11-09-2006, 10:15
Dear Vroom Vroom,
Firstly i would like to say although you have brought us countless hours of fun & games you have today let the family down.
Today you chose to flip while Boof did a maneuver ( sp? ) albeit a tricky one resulting in Boof being thrown from the vehicle face first.
This created sheer chaos when Mama realised that what she first thought was a bump that could be solved with cuddles & kisses infact needed to be solved with a cold facewasher to stop blood flow as well as clean up, ice pack to try to keep the fat lip at bay, neurofen to help with the pain & a bottle of milk to of course soothe a poor little man with a bruised ego.
We have still found that the above hasnt solved all the problems especially when an 18mth old isnt too keen on keeping an ice pack to his mouth which means he is now walking around sooking & pulling at his mouth because the fat lip obviously is a little weird as well as being a new phenomenon.
So while your front still shows a happy smiley face that is trying to lull us all back into a false sense of security i would like to advise you that im onto your cunning plan, i know better !
Now while we are still healing from our little scare your contract has been terminated until its deemed to be suitable to re-employ your services. Please note that this is not a 2 week notice but a immediate termination. No you will not recieve your final pay due to the damages caused if you find this to be unacceptable please take a look through your employment contract & you shall find the paragraph that highlights you shall not cause harm to anybody within this household. Now while Boof may have caused the accident, you were involved & this also makes you responsible in turn being a termination of contract.
We wont be taking any further action at this stage especially as Boof finds you to be one of his favourites & possibly in time we can look at renewing your contract.
Regards
Stressed out, blood covered, white haired Mama
Firstly i would like to say although you have brought us countless hours of fun & games you have today let the family down.
Today you chose to flip while Boof did a maneuver ( sp? ) albeit a tricky one resulting in Boof being thrown from the vehicle face first.
This created sheer chaos when Mama realised that what she first thought was a bump that could be solved with cuddles & kisses infact needed to be solved with a cold facewasher to stop blood flow as well as clean up, ice pack to try to keep the fat lip at bay, neurofen to help with the pain & a bottle of milk to of course soothe a poor little man with a bruised ego.
We have still found that the above hasnt solved all the problems especially when an 18mth old isnt too keen on keeping an ice pack to his mouth which means he is now walking around sooking & pulling at his mouth because the fat lip obviously is a little weird as well as being a new phenomenon.
So while your front still shows a happy smiley face that is trying to lull us all back into a false sense of security i would like to advise you that im onto your cunning plan, i know better !
Now while we are still healing from our little scare your contract has been terminated until its deemed to be suitable to re-employ your services. Please note that this is not a 2 week notice but a immediate termination. No you will not recieve your final pay due to the damages caused if you find this to be unacceptable please take a look through your employment contract & you shall find the paragraph that highlights you shall not cause harm to anybody within this household. Now while Boof may have caused the accident, you were involved & this also makes you responsible in turn being a termination of contract.
We wont be taking any further action at this stage especially as Boof finds you to be one of his favourites & possibly in time we can look at renewing your contract.
Regards
Stressed out, blood covered, white haired Mama