Enough with the poo already!!!

[the_queen]

A little poem, from the woman who's slowly going insane. It's a Hai-poo.

Poo is everywhere.
I can't stand this anymore.
I need a big plug.


I am going loco. Put on a nappy - poo. Put on a new nappy - poo. Put on a new nappy again - poo.

Nappy free time on a towel, no poo. Put a sposie on him :shame: - no poo. Take him to a friends house - huge stinky farts, no poo. Put him in the car to go home - poo. At home during the day - no poo. Just about to walk out the door to pick up Vallerie from school - POO.

Tired but won't sleep - no poo. Just fallen asleep - poo. Wakes in the night for a feed - HUGE POO with noises that wake the husband.


I'm scared to take him to church tomorrow - I will be mortified if he does his huge farty squelchy loud poo during prayers.

I haven't changed my eating habits, he's been a bit off colour as we all have head colds, but in general he's ok, feeding well. His most smily and laughy time is just after he's done a huge poo. In a "ha ha you have to clean that up" kind of way.


I have to go - wanna know why???????? POO. :banghead: :banghead:

[KarniF00l]

:laughing: oh the joys of breast feeding :D

[Mister Noodle]

:yelclap:

Thank you. Beany and I are both laughing like drains.

An unexpected cheer-up, entirely at your expense :D

(you have my undying sympathy, btw. Ours plays chicken, daring you to lift his bum up to the optimal firing angle while you clean him...)

[lukaelmo]

Would I be right in presuming that the little man poos quite frequently?

Ahhh, my boy may not sleep through the night, he may be half the size of his peers and he may well commando crawl to school in a few years, but I bask in the smug certainty that his poos have always been and presumably always will be, once a day, and dare I add, very well contained :D .

[Roxy]

I've got no advice I'm afraid, but wanted to thank you for the giggle, and offer you the hope that it will stop soon.

[SilverStarfish]

:laughing: I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh... but I did. I read out your post to DH - cracked him right up. I'll have to remember to read it again when we are having a poo day here.

[Melo]

:laughing:, thanks for the laugh Queenie!

DS also does a giant big poop when i'm already running late and about to head out the door!

[the_queen]

Glad I gave you all a good laugh ;) :p

Must go now, I have poo-soaked nappies, covers, pants, sheets, and blankets to clean. *sigh* oh this motherhood gig is GREAT :rolleyes: I just hope none of my single party-loving friends text me to ask "wat r u doin 2nite?" :laughing:

[shed]

I feel your pain queenie.

I'm so happy I didn't get the nesting instinct, since everything covered in poo and spew now anyway!

Our sofa is also now covered in blue paint, since I thought it would be cute to put bubby's footprint in DP's fathers day card and then for some reason I forgot to clean the paint off his foot before I put the paint away and hid the card. oops.

The sofa's got poo on it too. And our doona has. I don't even care anymore. I know when I'm beat.

[pookiesossige]

Ahh, too funny!! :laughing: And such poetic talent! :D
Love the new siggy too, queenie :yes: