What your most memorable shopping story with your child?!?!

[Justboys]

Mine was recently my DS (whos nearly 3) ran up to a another guy whilst we were grocery one nite and thought that was his daddy, here is going dad, dad, dad (also grabbing @ his shorts) and this guy goes sorry mate I am not your.... and my son looked up and got the biggest fright, mean while me and DP were their the whole time the guy knew he was ours, and he was cracking up laughing just as much as what we were,
I was a lil embarrased @ 1st but was also extremley funny!:laughing::laughing:

[Opinionated]

We were in the queue at the register at the supermarket when out of the blue my 3year old daughter in her loudest voice said to the man behind us "my daddy has a big penis". I could have melted into the floor. I am not going to comment on dh's size, but I will say that in her life she has seen very few penis's. Her dad's, some boys at playgroup and her 3yo cousin in the bath.

[misskittyfantastico]

We were in the queue at the register at the supermarket when out of the blue my 3year old daughter in her loudest voice said to the man behind us "my daddy has a big penis". I could have melted into the floor. I am not going to comment on dh's size, but I will say that in her life she has seen very few penis's. Her dad's, some boys at playgroup and her 3yo cousin in the bath.

Bless!

Mine was when DD was 3 and we were in Peter Alexander and she repeated (very loudly) what I had said to her to every person she saw "LOOK WITH YOUR EYES!!" "JUST FOR LOOKING, NOT FOR TOUCHING!!" We left soon after.:o

[Bell & Bug]

There were 2 kids running around in a isle DD and I were in, and DD started chasing after them with her finger pointed at them yelling out at them to 'dop it' (stop it) haha she was only 20 months at this stage too. It was so cute.

[Poppetfish]

The day the wheel axel of my old pram broke just outside the supermarket. I had a weeks worth of shopping, and DS in the pram and I had left my phone at home so didn't have DH's phone number. IT was a 40 degree day and I went first thing in the morning so I would be home before it got too hot. It is usually a 30 minute walk but this day It took me 4 hours. I had to balance my 3 wheeler on one back wheel and front wheel with 2 yr old DS and a weeks worth of groceries. Not one person stopped to help me and I walked along a busy road including peak hour traffic.
:banghead:

[Justboys]

Originally Posted by Opinionated http://www.bubhub.com.au/community/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.bubhub.com.au/community/forums/showthread.php?p=4491184#post4491184)
We were in the queue at the register at the supermarket when out of the blue my 3year old daughter in her loudest voice said to the man behind us "my daddy has a big penis". I could have melted into the floor. I am not going to comment on dh's size, but I will say that in her life she has seen very few penis's. Her dad's, some boys at playgroup and her 3yo cousin in the bath.

PMSL omg i would of been embarrased, thats just halirous :laughing::laughing::laughing::yelclap:

[Myztiks#1Fan]

We were in the queue at the register at the supermarket when out of the blue my 3year old daughter in her loudest voice said to the man behind us "my daddy has a big penis". I could have melted into the floor. I am not going to comment on dh's size, but I will say that in her life she has seen very few penis's. Her dad's, some boys at playgroup and her 3yo cousin in the bath.

:laughing: absolutely hilarious.

my most memorable one would be when coop was bout 10wks old. we were at the shops, coop wouldnt stop crying, woudnt drink his bottle and was just very very hot. ended up stripping him into just his nappy coz thats how hot it was. he actually ended up in hosptial for 5 days with an infection of some sort

[Boobycino]

Jasper's learnt how to loosen his straps so he can geet out of his pram, he stands in his pram and starts to climb out - which is dangerous! so I let him out in the supermarket, I hadn't planned on getting him out, so he was wearing a nappy (that was actually a bit soggy looking.... sorry!) and a t-shirt, no socks or shoes or anything.... and... then... ahhH!!! he legged it!!!!

He'd never ran away in the shops, but he ran away, ducking and weaving between people and trolleys, which i couldn't do with the pram, so I tried to chase him.

I go heaps of "ugh:rolleyes:" looks :o

I'm sure I looked like such a crapity crap mumma that day!

NORMALLY Jasper leaves the house very well dressed and clean with a clean nappy on and dont run off through the supermarket!

[RoarsomeMum]

NORMALLY Jasper leaves the house very well dressed and clean with a clean nappy on and dont run off through the supermarket!

:laughing::laughing: Yeah! Suuuuuuuuuuuure! PMSL!!!

Roar did a similar number in our local center.. but managed to yoink the nappy off as well, which I promptly slipped on, went A over T! and the handful of men who were helping with my pursuit gave me a look like "sorry lady! but now she is naked, I am not going NEAR her!!!!!!!" :o There she is, out the front of Target, waving her butt at Dora..

Oh Man.......... NOW I see the point of pants over a nappy! LOL!

[~Temet Nosce~]

:laughing::laughing: Yeah! Suuuuuuuuuuuure! PMSL!!!

Roar did a similar number in our local center.. but managed to yoink the nappy off as well, which I promptly slipped on, went A over T! and the handful of men who were helping with my pursuit gave me a look like "sorry lady! but now she is naked, I am not going NEAR her!!!!!!!" :o There she is, out the front of Target, waving her butt at Dora..

Oh Man.......... NOW I see the point of pants over a nappy! LOL!
LOL that's classic.

Haven't really had any funny adventures like that yet.

[MummaBear03]

In K Mart when DD was 2.5 (very vocal and articulate) this woman was crouched down looking at something on the bottom shelf near where we were. She had hipster jeans and a g-string on but I didn't notice her until DD walked up to her and said "Scuse me, your bum fell out" :o

[Boobycino]

In K Mart when DD was 2.5 (very vocal and articulate) this woman was crouched down looking at something on the bottom shelf near where we were. She had hipster jeans and a g-string on but I didn't notice her until DD walked up to her and said "Scuse me, your bum fell out" :o

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

[RaryGirl]

I'm sure my sister has told this story to anyone who has stood still for longer than 2 seconds ... but anyway.

When DD toilet trained she had a fascination with toilets, so we had to use the toilet everytime we went anywhere ... she was around 2.5 and spoke very loudly and clearly.

We went to the loo ... we both went, but when I was on the loo, in a very excited and LOUD voice, DD declared "Mummy, you have POO on your undies". I nearly died and I'm sure no one believed me when I was replying with ... "Yes sweetie, mummy has poo BEAR on her undies".

My damn sister and her stupid 'cute' gift of Winnie the Poo undies and more fool me for actually wearing them ... sigh.

[blissfullybonkers]

I'm sure my sister has told this story to anyone who has stood still for longer than 2 seconds ... but anyway.

When DD toilet trained she had a fascination with toilets, so we had to use the toilet everytime we went anywhere ... she was around 2.5 and spoke very loudly and clearly.

We went to the loo ... we both went, but when I was on the loo, in a very excited and LOUD voice, DD declared "Mummy, you have POO on your undies". I nearly died and I'm sure no one believed me when I was replying with ... "Yes sweetie, mummy has poo BEAR on her undies".

My damn sister and her stupid 'cute' gift of Winnie the Poo undies and more fool me for actually wearing them ... sigh.

:eek::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing: i can imagine my own DD saying something like that. i get :o just thinking about it!

I have had a few memorable moments with DD at the shops, a couple of times she has run off on me and chasing after her with the pram/shopping etc whilst she turns around to laugh at me is a bit embarrassing! Especially when everyone just stares instead of helping me out! Oh and she has pointed out a man with a white beard and yelled 'SANTA' at the top of her lungs aswell.nothing as funny as some of these stories though!

[kikis3]

I was walking around Myer with my little boy 2.5 and he said at the top of his voice, pointing to the mannequins "look mummy she has no clothes on, she's neeekid" to which a few elderly ladies turned around and laughed...thank goodness.

I really should write it down so I remember it for when he is older.