What did you get john howard?

[babylover111]

Its john howards bday today i was wondering what you got him, or would get him if you were able to give him a gift.
This could end up a very interesting thread :yelclap:

[cheezelkat]

a contract with a 30% paycut and no benefits :p

[SilverStarfish]

When he retires, giving him the same pension and benefits that my Grandma lives on... see how he copes.

Did you see the news story about the opposition "giving" him a goat? :laughing: Funny idea, but a very good one.

[maverick]

A heart what be a good starting point then maybe some compassion.

Perhaps a week living with a family with 3 kids living off one wage of $35000 a year.

[Miss Tazar]

a "DCM"
Don't come Monday letter!!!

A dinner for 2 with Kim Beazley

Go Kim Beazley

[Mamaduke]

I would get him...

"How to run a country into the ground whilst wearing a designer Italian suit - the political life of Paul Keating"

or...

"The Latham diaries" a.k.a "I'm taking my bat and ball and going home!"

Either of the two would be good for a laugh!!;)

[SamanthaJane]

What did i get him? pffft as if :laughing:

I'd love too send him on a LONG holiday.... a holiday to a small, tiny town, where there is LOW employment, i'd like to make him try and live off minimum wages under his new "workplace laws". Get rid of his fancy "work" car, petrol cards, and all other benefits oh and i'd give him 4 young kids and a wife to provide for... let him slog it out and see how he copes ;)

[babylover111]

I'd get him a pack full of nice body shop products, now THAT would be good for a laugh.

[Karizma]

a "DCM"
Don't come Monday letter!!!

A dinner for 2 with Kim Beazley

Go Kim Beazley

he he... I will help you write it :yelclap:

[Mamaduke]

I forgot another pressie...
I'd give him shares in a violin factory...
so he could hand them out to you lot!! :p

[proud_mum2b]

a much deserved punch in the face

[red crayon]

a heart...like the tin man

oooh, mamaduke, love the twinkling avatar!

[SilverStarfish]

A friend of mine jsut suggested:


Faeml: someone has just started a thread "What would you like to give John Howard as a present?"
Jonathan: LOL
Jonathan: purple crushed velvet tracksuit
Jonathan: eye brow maintenence!!!!

:laughing:

[Mamaduke]

oooh, mamaduke, love the twinkling avatar!
why thank you very much...makes me feel 'perty'!!:D

[Vespera]

A kick up the behind and a 1 way ticket to Afganastan. Cant stand the man! :thumbsdown:

[Mamaduke]

How lovely to see the mothers of 'tomorrow's leaders' wanting to physically assault another person...:rolleyes:

[babylover111]

How lovely to see the mothers of 'tomorrow's leaders' wanting to physically assault another person...:rolleyes:

:laughing: very funny!

[ashtons mum]

well i might just spoil good ol johhny this year...

1:A heart, so he can accually have a bit of feeling and decency for all of us poor women out there raising kids on Sweeet F***All a week from the gov..
2: a swift kik in his new PURPLE CRUSHED VELVET TRACKIE...lol lol
3:A car that takes 5min to warm up each morning, and a licence so he can drive his own sorry **** around, might even chuck 2 screaming kids in there with him...
4: probably a good punch in the face, just to show him how it feels to be raising kids on Bloody under $3.5grand a year.. bloody rediculous...

and also a one way ticket to i dont care were as long as its far away, would make him slave for a month but, to buy his ticket, i wouldnt wanna help him out now....

[jessgray]

i would give him a voucher for a years worth of eyebrow waxing lol
and i would give him a $10 tax cut per week
a pension

[faery]

an extended holiday (who knows for how long) in a detention centre

[Pippi Longstocking]

There's just not enough wax in the world for the eyebrow maintenance, I think maybe I'd get him a whipper snipper so that he could keep them under control.

I'd get him a Vinnies food voucher so that he could experience the humiliation of going shopping with it.

[SamanthaJane]

There's just not enough wax in the world for the eyebrow maintenance, I think maybe I'd get him a whipper snipper so that he could keep them under control.

:laughing: :laughing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:laughing: :laughing: LMAO !!!!!

[mum_2_5]

well i might just spoil good ol johhny this year...

1:A heart, so he can accually have a bit of feeling and decency for all of us poor women out there raising kids on Sweeet F***All a week from the gov..
2: a swift kik in his new PURPLE CRUSHED VELVET TRACKIE...lol lol
3:A car that takes 5min to warm up each morning, and a licence so he can drive his own sorry **** around, might even chuck 2 screaming kids in there with him...
4: probably a good punch in the face, just to show him how it feels to be raising kids on Bloody under $3.5grand a year.. bloody rediculous...

and also a one way ticket to i dont care were as long as its far away, would make him slave for a month but, to buy his ticket, i wouldnt wanna help him out now....

I love it. I will help pay for the ticket

[twolittlegirls]

I would give him a pat on the back! Must be a hard job and no matter who is in power, you are never going to please everyone!

Happy Birthday Johnny!!


(and an eyebrow wax!)

[pestiferous]

A back bone and bleach kit (for the nose)

[the_queen]

I'd get him a Vinnies food voucher so that he could experience the humiliation of going shopping with it.


:thumbsup:

[OscarTheGrouch]

I forgot another pressie...
I'd give him shares in a violin factory...
so he could hand them out to you lot!! :p
Classic!!!:laughing:

[busylizzy]

A nuclear power plant in his backyard!!!:yes:

[mama2cierra]

I would get him a spanner to go with his screwdriver :cool:

[jmfly]

I would give him a pat on the back! Must be a hard job and no matter who is in power, you are never going to please everyone!

Happy Birthday Johnny!!


(and an eyebrow wax!)

I may have been the little elf behind the purple crushed velvet tracksuit (dont ask me why i really have no idea) but i think i have to agree with the above!

[GirlGerms]

I don't mind old Johnnie. So I got him a blow up sheep called Lara.

[~Danni~]

I don't mind old Johnnie. So I got him a blow up sheep called Lara.



:laughing: :laughing: LMAO :laughing: :laughing:

I now want to get EVERYONE I know a blow up sheep called Lara, that has made my day!!!

[bubs_and_us]

hahahaha lol :laughing:

i'd get him a few things....

1. i'd fire him, then offer him his old job back with a 30% pay cut :smiliedance:
2. make him live in homeswest housing... a little 2 x 1 should do the trick :banghead:
3. i'd then give him the POWER to drive himself places, support a family and raise some kiddies. (he could even cook some of the evening meals) :chef:

[GirlGerms]

I now want to get EVERYONE I know a blow up sheep called Lara, that has made my day!!![/CENTER]

Just make sure you get me one - she was a good sheep, old Lara.

[~EmsMum~]

id get him to live off what I get a fornight!

[WeThree]

id get him to live off what I get a fornight!

Um why? He has a job and its actually quite demanding, (he has to run a whole country;) ) Now I dont think he is the best guy for that job, but he no doubt works hard, studied hard in his younger years and deserves a good wage :yes:
So Mr Prime Minister John Howard, I have just given you your birthday present, I stuck up for you and that is something you will no doubt see again, so treasure it! :laughing:

[Pippi Longstocking]

Oh, i thought of another lovley gift for our Oh So Esteemed Leader....

A snorkle to enable him to breath whilst kissing Bush's ....erm, cheek.

[Mamaduke]

Um why? He has a job and its actually quite demanding, (he has to run a whole country;) ) Now I dont think he is the best guy for that job, but he no doubt works hard, studied hard in his younger years and deserves a good wage
So Mr Prime Minister John Howard, I have just given you your birthday present, I stuck up for you and that is something you will no doubt see again, so treasure it! :laughing:


:eek: OH MY GIDDY AUNT!!:eek:

[EskimoMumma]

I would organize (somehow with my womanly powers) for George BUsh to come down and give John Howard a back massage :laughing:

[PhAnToM]

So Mr Prime Minister John Howard, I have just given you your birthday present, I stuck up for you and that is something you will no doubt see again, so treasure it! :laughing:

:laughing: Go Coops!

And the runner up for the best Birthday gift goes tooooooooo......


Norah Titov Oh, i thought of another lovley gift for our Oh So Esteemed Leader....

A snorkle to enable him to breath whilst kissing Bush's ....erm, cheek.
:yelclap: :laughing:

[ashika]

oh we give him pressies everyday................................. our taxes................ doesn't he love us so muchfor that eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[twolittlegirls]

Um why? He has a job and its actually quite demanding, (he has to run a whole country;) ) Now I dont think he is the best guy for that job, but he no doubt works hard, studied hard in his younger years and deserves a good wage :yes:
So Mr Prime Minister John Howard, I have just given you your birthday present, I stuck up for you and that is something you will no doubt see again, so treasure it! :laughing:

Couldn't agree more!!:yelclap: He didn't just fall into the job!!

[IamHero]

I have to say I'm for John Howard. It's not any easy job & he does it pretty well & whatever decisions he makes he's never going to please everyone.

So good on ya Johnny Boy, have a great Birthday & hopefully you'll win again 5th time around cause I couldn't stand Kim Beazley been Premier.

[AquaDevil78]

Id give the muppet a voucher to get his damn eyebrows shaped and plucked properly.

I'd also give him a nice warm pile of cow ****, and tell him this is what he reminds me of when he speaks.

I hope Costello kicks the old fart out.. i never used to really like Costello, but compared to howard he wins hands down.

HOWARD give up already you fool.:thumbsdown:

[Aquamarine]

I'd give him a one way ticket to Guantanemo Bay with a stop off to pick up his son from the White House (where he works for George Dubya thanks to his caring daddy!):banghead:

See how they would feel being treated like a dog!

I wish him all the Kharma that he dishes out comes back and hits him in the face a hundred times worse.

Happy Birthday Johnny!!!!!happybirthday

[WeThree]

:eek: OH MY GIDDY AUNT!!:eek:


I hope you were sitting down when you read that MD!! :D

[Angelmist♥]

I have to say I'm for John Howard. It's not any easy job & he does it pretty well & whatever decisions he makes he's never going to please everyone.

So good on ya Johnny Boy, have a great Birthday & hopefully you'll win again 5th time around cause I couldn't stand Kim Beazley been Premier.

Umm it's Prime Minister hun, but yep I agree with you!

[Mamaduke]

I hope you were sitting down when you read that MD!! :D

You should really warn people before you go making such a statement!!
I'm not as young as I used to be you know...imagine if I'd fallen off my chair, I could have broken a hip!;)

[twolittlegirls]

I'd give him a one way ticket to Guantanemo Bay with a stop off to pick up his son from the White House (where he works for George Dubya thanks to his caring daddy!):banghead:

See how they would feel being treated like a dog!

I wish him all the Kharma that he dishes out comes back and hits him in the face a hundred times worse.

Happy Birthday Johnny!!!!!happybirthday

The reason these people are in here is because they have done bad things.

[Sholmes]

I'd give him his forgotten working class roots back so he can feel what it's like for everyday Australians to raise children in today's climate. Let him experience huge waiting lists for childcare, big medical bills, miniscule Medicare rebates, huge mortgage repayments etc. When he was in his 20's-30's you could buy a house for about $20,000. And both parents didn't have to work to make ends meet!

[Aquamarine]

The reason these people are in here is because they have done bad things.


Maybe so, but can you prove this? It is a bit hard when there has been no fair trial to prove it.

Even so the way they treat the prisoners in that place is a massive breach of Human Rights!