View Full Version : Don't yell at your kid - yell at this thread!!
the_queen
09-07-2006, 18:14
I saw a thread like this on a US AP forum, I think it's a great idea. Maybe Gentle Discipline comes naturally to some people, but it sure as hell doesn't come naturally to me!! I need somewhere to vent what I've wanted to scream all day, so here goes:
FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP JUMPING ON TOP OF HIM!! HE'S CRYING BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING RIGHT IN HIS FACE AND NO WONDER HE'S UPSET OF COURSE HE DOESN'T LIKE IT!!! GET THAT ATTITUDE OFF YOUR FACE YOUNG LADY, I AM SO TIRED OF EXPLAINING THINGS TEN TIMES, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BLINDLY OBEY ME (:rolleyes:) NO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR NEW SONG YOU MADE UP IN YOUR HEAD I WOULD REALLY REALLY LIKE IT IF YOU LEFT ME ALONE WHILE I'M TRYING TO SETTLE HIM, YOUR WHINING REALLY DOESN'T HELP HIM CALM DOWN AND YOU KNOW WHAT? RIGHT NOW MY NERVES CAN'T TAKE TWO CHILDREN WHINGING AT ME!!!
AND YOU!!! YOU'RE EXTREMELY CUTE, BUT COULD YOU PLEASE STOP DOING A POO RIGHT AFTER I PUT A PRETTY NAPPY ON YOU!!!!!! :p AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FEED ANYMORE, COMFORT SUCK BY ALL MEANS BUT WOULD YOU MIND NOT CHEWING ON MY NIPPLE, THAT RATHER HURTS!!!
AND YOU!!!!!!!!! GET OFF YOUR AR$E AND MOW THE F*****N LAWN THAT IS THE ONLY HOUSEHOLD CHORE THAT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY AND IT WOULD BE REEEEEEEALLY NICE IF YOU COULD DO IT WITHOUT BEING ASKED AND REMINDED AND NAGGED!! YES I AM AWARE THAT TODAY IS YOUR DAY OFF - WHEN IS MY BL**DY DAY OFF!!!!!????!!!!!!!
:o ok I feel better now.
That is definately the funniest thing I have read on this forum! :laughing:
I hope you feel better now - you definately made me laugh!
lukaelmo
09-07-2006, 18:17
Don't hold back there queenie :laughing:.
sopolicha
09-07-2006, 18:18
Have you installed a listening device in my house recently?
which kid mows the lawn?
Or did you sneak one in there?
cmd'smum
09-07-2006, 18:21
LMAO :laughing: :laughing: I am sooooo gonna think of that when I get :mad:
:thumbsup:
leenaomi
09-07-2006, 18:31
My turn.
NO I DON'T WANT TO READ 101 DALMATIONS FOR THE 34TH TIME TODAY! I REALLY JUST WANT TO SIT AND STARE BLANKLY AT THE COMPUTER AND NOT HAVE TO COMMUNICATE WITH ANYONE. DON'T PINCH, SCRATCH OR BITE ME, YOUR FATHER OR THE DOG OR I WILL SERIOUSLY CONSIDER LOSING MY COOL AND DOING IT BACK TO YOU!! HERE.. HAVE THE FLIPPIN' BAG OF CORN CHIPS IF IT WILL KEEP YOU QUIET WHILE I AM TRYING TO MAKE DINNER!! IF YOU SQUEAL IN MY EAR ONE MORE TIME I WILL BE FORCED TO PLACE YOU ON THE STREET WITH A SIGN SAYING "FREE TO GOOD HOME"!!
You're right. I feel much better.
(tongue firmly in cheek: heeeheeeheee)
Oh my goodness Queenie this is the best idea ever !!!
My turn....
ARE YOU SERIOUS I JUST READ YOU SEVEN .. COUNT THEM, SEVEN BOOKS !! I AM NOT READING YOU ANOTHER! NOW JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GO TO SLEEP !!!!
IF YOU GET OUT OF BED ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO BE FORCED TO STRAP YOU DOWN (;) )
AND YOU YOUNG MAN, YOU BETTER NOT WAKE ME UP AT 3AM AGAIN !!!
EskimoMumma
09-07-2006, 18:42
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
OMG!!! This is hilarous!1 And yet so scary and true :eek:
Well here I go:
To DP:
WILL YOU TURN THAT F$%#@NG XBOX OFF AND HELP ME WITH THE HOSUEWORK!! I DONT CARE THAT YOU HAVE A BLOOMIN SINUS INFECTION, I STILL HAVE TO DO MY THINGS WHILE IM SICK SO YOU CAN TOO! GRAB THAT BROOM, START SWEEPING, TAKE THE RUBBISH OUT AND HELP ME PICK UP YOUR MISS TOO!
To DD:
STOP YOUR CRYING, I KNOW YOUR CUTE AND WE KNOW IT TOO BUT RIGHT NOW ITS BEDTIME, SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
To DS:
FOR THE THOUSANDITH TIME, YOU ARE NOT PLAYING THE XBOX/GAMECUBE/COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!! WHY?!?!!? BECAUSE I AM! AND IS AID SO! NOW PLAY WITH THE TOYS I BOUGHT YOU THAT COST US AN ARM AND A LEG!!!!!
Oh i feel better now.
KarniF00l
09-07-2006, 19:17
:laughing: what a fantastic thread the_queen :thumbsup:
Right now i have nothing to say the kids are in bed and sleeping and DH is leaving me alone for once.. You'll probably see me on this thread alot though so get use to seeing my ugly mug!!!! :o
Funkychicken
09-07-2006, 19:37
This has given me the best giggle all day.:laughing:
YOU THINK WE ARE MEAN PARENTS? WELL IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY WE ARE DOING THINGS, YOU CAN GO AND FIND ANOTHER SET OF PARENTS. OFF YOU GO, IT'S A LONG WALK DOWN OUR ROAD! AND THEY MAY NOT JUST ASK YOU TO EAT THE CAULIFLOWER, YOU MIGHT EVEN HAVE TO EAT BEANS and BROCCOLI and PUMPKIN!!:D
LOL, can I try? :D
'HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO HANG YOUR TOWEL UP AND PUT YOUR CLOTHES IN THE LAUNDRY? WHAT PART OF NO YOU CANT HAVE A CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE DONT YOU UNDERTAND? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT FIND YOUR TOOTHBRUSH? IF I COME IN THERE AND I FIND IT THERE IS GOING TO BE BIG TROUBLE.
STOP GETTING YOUR LITTLE BROTHER TO SAY POO AND BUM, ITS NOT FUNNY!!!! HE WILL START SAYING IT AT PRESCHOOL AND THEN NONE OF HIS FRIENDS MUMS WILL WANT THEM PLAYING WITH HIM, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?? FOR HIM TO HAVE NO FRIENDS?? YOU DIDNT HAVE A BIG BOY TEACHING YOU RUDE WORDS WHEN YOU WERE HIS AGE YOU KNOW.
AND FOR PETES SAKE YOU DONT NEED TO USE THE WHOLE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER OR HALF THE TOOTHPASTE, AND WHY IS THERE TOOTHPASTE ALL OVER THE SINK?? OH I GIVE UP, I DONT KNOW WHY I BOTHER, IM SICK OF SOUNING LIKE A BROKEN RECORD....
Thanks queenie, that does feel better, I will now just go and give him a kiss instead :D ggrrrrr 9 yr old boys!!
:laughing::laughing: x100 This is one of the best threads ever on here Queenie..
Please place some cotton wool in your ears..
WHY DO I HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH YOUR MOTHER ALONE FOR THE 2ND TIME IN 3 MONTHS WHEN YOU HAVEN'T HAD ANY ALONE TIME WITH HER IN 9 YEARS, I KNOW SHE LOVES HER GRANDDAUGHER BUT SHE DRIVES ME AROUND THE TWIST...I LOVE YOU TO BABE :kiss:
I told him this already but hey I want to let every know to think of me tomrrow at 4pm:rolleyes:
reAllytee
09-07-2006, 22:40
Oh this is awesome !!!!!!!
STOP RUNNING AROUND AFTER THE CAT SEE HOW SHE HIDES FROM YOU WHILE YOUR LIKE THIS ITS BECAUSE YOUR CONSTANT SMACKING & USING YOUR TOYS/SHOES/ WHATEVER YOU GET YOUR HANDS ON AS WEAPONS AGAINST HER HEAD SEEM TO HURT !!!! YES WHEN SHE PUTS HER PAW UP LIKE THAT IT MEANS STOP OR I WILL CLAW !!!! YOU DONT WHIMPER & WHINE ABOUT IT LIKE YOU HAVE JUST HAD YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT JUST LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE !!!!! NO I DONT WANT TO SHARE YOUR SOGGY HALF EATEN BISCUITS & NEITHER DOES THE LOUNGE OR THE T.V & NO STOMPING ON THEM ONCE THEY ARE ON THE GROUND ISNT FUN JUST WAIT UNTIL YOUR LOOKING AFTER ME WHEN IM OLD IM GOING TO DO THIS BACK TO YOU I PROMISE !!!! YES THAT FACE COULD MELT BUTTER BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE DONE SOMETHING YOU SHOULDNT HAVE NOW WHERE DO I HAVE TO LOOK FIRST & DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE TO DISOWN YOU FOR WHATEVER YOU HAVE DAMAGED THIS TIME :rolleyes: JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE LEARNT TO TURN THE T.V OFF DOESNT MEAN ITS A FUN GAME ESPECIALLY WHILE MAMA WATCHES THE NEWS AS ITS PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY SHOW SHE GETS TO SEE THESE DAYS BESIDES THE WIGGLES, THOMAS OR RAGGS !!!!! I JUST WANT 20MINS TO WATCH THE DARNED NEWS WHY CANT I HAVE THIS TIME FOR ME !!!!! JUST ONE LAST THING WHEN IN THE WORLD ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN THROWING YOUR DUMMY OUT OF THE COT MEANS YOU CANT GET IT BACK WHEN YOU WANT IT :banghead:
Ok now onto the other male around here :
YES YES YOUR BACK HURTS I KNOW !!!! STOP HARASSING ME I WANT 5 DARNED MINUTES ALONE & IF IT ISNT YOUR SON ITS YOU FOLLOWING ME AROUND DO YOU WANT ME TO CARRY YOU BOTH AROUND WOULD THAT HELP ?!?!?!?!?! SOME HELP AROUND HERE WOULD BE GREAT YEP YOUR LIMITED I KNOW BUT HECK THERE ARE THINGS YOU CAN DO LIKE WIPE DOWN THE VANITY AFTER YOU USE IT FOR ONE & HOW ABOUT TAKING THE BANDAID THAT HAS NOW BEEN SITTING ON THE SHOWER SHELF FOR 4WKS OUT & PUTTING IT IN THE BIN IT ISNT HARD YOU KNOW !!! SORRY BUT I REFUSE TO REMOVE IT I HAVE LEFT IT THIS LONG & HAVE NOW DECIDED TO BE INCREDIBLY STUBBORN ABOUT IT !!!! I AM NOT YOUR BL**DY MOTHER & IM GLAD ABOUT THAT TOO !!!! NOW YOU MAY THINK PLAYING THE PLAYSTATION IS FUN & ALL BUT HAVE SOME COURTESY FOR THE OTHERS IN THE HOUSE SORRY BUT MY IDEA OF RELAXING ENTAILS READING A GOOD BOOK, HAVING A SNOOZE, GARDENING OR ENJOYING A NICE MEAL WITH A GLASS OF WINE NOT HAVING TO ENDURE HOURS OF REVVING ENGINES & TIRES SCREECHING !!!!!
Ahhh yes that feels better !
Good one Queenie !!!! :thumbsup:
the_queen
10-07-2006, 07:47
which kid mows the lawn?
Or did you sneak one in there?
The 32 yr old kid :laughing:
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT.
That's the best I can do.
That is so cute seekrit:D Don't worry I am sure you will have plenty more venting later on:yes:
This is a great thread:yes:
KarniF00l
10-07-2006, 08:15
okay here goes,
STOP PUTTING YOUR HANDS ON THE DAMN TV I'M SICK TO DEATH OF WIPING THE SCREEN. STOP PUTTING SMALL TOYS DOWN THE DUCTED HEATING VENT I'M SICK AND TIRED OF GETTING THEM OUT. NEXT TIME I WILL THROW THEM OUT. STOP NAGGING ME I'M TRYING TO FEED THE BABY. FOR GOD SAKES CALISTA STOP TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF :rolleyes: NO YOU CAN'T HAVE A CLOCK BISCUIT AT 9:19 IN THE MORNING YOU JUST HAD BREAKFAST. AND FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME JYE I'VE TOLD YOU DION IS AT SCHOOL, DON'T ASK AGAIN. I'LL PUT BALAMORY ON WHEN I FINISH THIS POST JUST WAIT A SECOND :o I SAID NO PUTTING TOYS IN THE VENT.. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
thanx Kerrin, love ya babe :thumbsup:
the_queen
10-07-2006, 08:21
LOL I'm glad everyone is getting their frustrations out - feels good doesn't it!!
I haven't got any new vents this morning - yet...! Oh hang on I do have one:
(to DH)
DO YOU WANT SOME TOAST WITH YOUR BUTTER???? NO WONDER I'M BUYING A NEW TUB EVERY WEEK!!! IF YOU'RE GOING TO LOAD YOUR ARTERIES UP LIKE THAT, AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO GET YOUR LIFE INSURANCE IN ORDER FIRST!!!:p
Irish Dad
10-07-2006, 08:22
Lauren you made me smile,,, sounds like you live in my house :D
good thread queenie:thumbsup:
ok here i go
I REALISE YOU ARE SICK,BUT ITS NOT DOING ANY OF US ANY GOOD WHEN YOU WAKE UP SCREAMING EVERY 5 MINS!!!!I KNOW THAT WHEN YOU ARE SICK,ALL YOU WANT IS YOUR MUMMY BUT CAN YOU NOT SIT THERE PLAYING FOR MORE THAN 10 MINS WITHOUT WHINGING???
NOW I HAVE A SORE THROAT,AND HUGE BAGS UNDER MY EYES FROM LACK OF SLEEP.WHO IS GOING TO LOOK AFTER ME WHEN IM SICK???????
I LOVE YOU BUT YOURE SNEEZING,SNOTTY NOSE AND BARKING COUGH IS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!
AND STUPID DOCTOR-PFFTT TO YOU FOR MAKING ME TRY TO SQUIRT 4MLS OF MEDICINE,3 TIMES A DAY INTO A SQUIRMY 9 MONTH OLDS MOUTH EVERYDAY:banghead:
hhmmm still not feeling better:rolleyes:
Mum&bubs
10-07-2006, 08:35
Oh this is such a great idea :yelclap: Will for sure use it next time im about to lose my cool!
Rainbowbrite
10-07-2006, 09:38
I'd love to add something but MJ wont leave my arms :banghead: :laughing:
What a great idea!
(hubby)
PLEASE GIVE ME A BREAK - I AM DOING THE BEST I CAN - GOSH I AM DOING EVERYTHING THESE DAYS. I WISH U WOULD STOP NAGGING - THAT IS MY JOB!
IF YOU AINT GOING TO HELP ME JUST GO AWAY...OTHERWISE JUST LET ME DO THINGS MY OWN WAY.
(girl)
I DON'T CARE YOU DON'T LIKE CLEANING YOUR ROOM - YOU NEED TO DO IT WITHOUT COMPLAINING.
(boy)
I KNOW YOU ARE FREEZING THAT IS WHY I WANT U TO PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON!
YES I KNOW YOU'RE HUNGRY, I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING - YOU HAVE TO WAIT TIL LUNCH.
(baby)
I KNOW YOU ARE TEETHING, BUT I NEED A BREAK FROM THE SCREAMING. IF YOU NEED A NAPPY CHANGE IT HELPS MUMMY IF YOU DON'T SQUIRM AND CRY - IT GETS DONE QUICKER THEN YOU CAN PLAY.
~Chick79~
10-07-2006, 10:57
Oh I love this thread already!!!! :yelclap:
But will it stop DS1 from going near my computer while feeding my DS2??? :banghead:
the_queen
10-07-2006, 11:09
I've got another one:
DON'T SIT ON THE FLOOR OF THE SHOWER!!! THE REASON THE WATER IS FLOODING EVERYWHERE IS BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE PLUGHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW CAN YOU STILL BE WASHING YOURSELF, YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES!! DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS COUNTRY'S WATER SHORTAGE!!!!:rolleyes:
cjb/jbvd
10-07-2006, 12:05
oooohhh i love this thread!!!!
my turn my turn my turn
DAMMITT EAT THE DAMN FOOD I SPENT THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES PREPARING FOR YOU, DON'T PLAY WITH IT, DON'T PUT IT DOWN YOUR NAPPY, DON'T PUSH IT OFF YOUR PLATE
JUST EAT THE DAMN FOOD!!!!
NO YOU CANNOT EAT THE FOOD OFF MY PLATE BEACUSE YOU DON'T WANT EXACTLY THE SAME THING ON YOUR PLATE.
PLEASE CAN I GO TO THE TOILET IN PEACE!!!
PLEASE CAN I PUT YOU DOWN FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE I DRINK MY COFFEE
DON'T WIPE YOUR SNOTTY BOOGIES ON MY GOING OUT SHIRT JUST BECAUSE YOU SCREAM BLUE MURDER WHENEVER I WIPE YOUR NOSE.
FOR PETES SAKE, YOUR SOCKS ARE NOT CHEW TOYS, LEAVE THEM ON YOUR FEET.
LIE STILL JUST ONCE WHILE I CHANGE YOUR NAPY AND DON'T SMEAR POOP EVERYWHERE WHILE YOU SQUIRM AROUND.
ARRGGHHH I JUST VACCUMMED THAT FLOOR, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRAGGING ALL OVER IT??
your right i do feel better!!!
KarniF00l
10-07-2006, 12:13
haha you sound just like me :o
cheezelkat
10-07-2006, 13:18
Oh my this is FANTASTIC
PLEASE STOP WHINING EVERYTIME I NEED TO LET THE CATS IN/CHECK THE MAIL/USE THE LOO. argh. IM DOING THE BEST I CAN. YOU HAVEA FULY TUMMY, CLEAN NAPPY AND IM WILLING TO AMUSE YOU BUT YOU JUST DON'T STOP. OH AND IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU WENT TO BED BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
Ooh I like this!
DD - JUST ONCE, EAT THE FOOD THAT IS PUT IN FRONT OF YOU! NO YOU ARE NOT HAVING A DORITO! EAT THE CHICKEN! WHY IS THERE VEGEMITE UP THE VERTICALS? CAN YOU PLEASE JUST KEEP YOUR MESS TO YOURSELF! KEEP IT UP AND THE DAMAGES BILL COMES OUT OF YOUR TRUST FUND!
SO YOU HAVE A COLD DO YOU! IM NOT BL**DY SURPRISED. PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES BACK ON AND LEAVE THEM ON FOR 5 MINUTES! NO IM NOT WATCHING ANOTHER HI5 DVD. YOU'VE HAD THEM ON FOR THE LAST 7 HOURS!
Ah I feel better now!
pixiesmums
10-07-2006, 14:18
Wll here goes my turn:
PLEASE STOP RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP AND TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM. DON'T GIVE ME THAT CHEEKY SMILE AND THEN RUN OFF. THE SMILE DOES NOT WORK. PLEASE STOP THE RUNNING AWAY. IVE RUN AFTER YOU OVER 20 TIMES NOW - IT'S NOT A GAME!!!!! NO DON'T TOUCH THAT PERSON'S PRAM. IT'S NOT YOURS. DO NOT TOUCH. IT'S NOT A GAME. I KNOW YOU ARE SICK OF WAITING FOR THE DOCTOR. I AM TOO - WE'VE BEEN WAITING OVER AN HOUR!!!! PLEASE DON'T SCREAM AT MUMMY. I AM TRYING TO COOK THE DINNER. GO AND ANNOY DADDY. STOP CRYING OUT FOR ANOTHER JUICE BOTTLE. STOP CRYING AT MY FEET. GO AND ANNOY DADDY. PLEASE LET MUMMY COOK IN PEACE. I KNOW YOU WANT DINNER. AND PLEASE STOP TAKING YOUR PANTS AND NAPPY OFF!!!! THE NAPPY STAYS ON!!!!!!!!!!!
AND AS FOR DH:
PLEASE PICK YOUR SHOES, SHIRTS, SOCKS, PANTS UP OFF THE FLOOR. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR SHOES WHERE I AM CONSTANTLY TRIPPING OVER THEM. PLEASE HANG YOUR TOWELS UP. I AM NOT YOUR MAID. YOU MAY THINK I AM BUT I AM NOT. WHEN DO I GET MY SLEEP IN. NEVER. YOU WHINGE ABOUT GETTING NO SLEEP BUT YOU AREN' THE ONE GETTING UP 10 TIMES A NIGHT. I AM!!!!!!!!!!!! I WORK 5 DAYS A WEEK TOO, WHEN DO I GET MY TIME OUT. HOW OFTEN DO I GET OUT WITH MY MATES TO THE RSL AND DOWN TO THE PUB TO WATCHES TOPLESS DANCERS. WHEN I AM COOKING PLEASE TRY AND ENTERTAIN THE CHILD. AND PLEASE DO NOT BUY DD ANYMORE MOTORBIKES. SHE IS NOT A BOY. AND PLEASE WHEN I CLEAN THE HOUSE DON'T GO AND MESS IT UP STRAIGHT AWAY LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. TRY SPENDING 3 HOURS CLEANING ONLY TO HAVE SOMEONE MESS IT UP.
EskimoMumma
10-07-2006, 14:24
PIXIE- i cant tell the difference :laughing:
Men can be so much like our kids can't they :banghead:
oh yes, just what I need:
OK SWEETIE, I KNOW YOU JUST WANT TO BE NEAR MUMMY - AFTER ALL YOU ARE ONLY 8 WEEKS OLD - BUT IF MUMMY HAS TO ROCK YOU AND PAT YOU AND MAKE SSSHHH NOISES IN YOUR EAR FOR AN HOUR TO GET YOU TO GO TO SLEEP DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO MUMMY THE COURTESY OF STAYING ASLEEP LONGER THAN 20 FRICKIN' MINUTES??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banghead:
AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, HOW ABOUT SLEEPING IN A COT OR SOMETHING? ROCKER? SNUGGLEBED? MUMMY HAS MADE AVAILABLE LOTS OF LOVELY, SNUGGLY SLEEPING SPACES SO WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU SLEEP IN ANY OF THEM??! MUMMY LOVES YOU BUT REALLY DARLING, CARRYING YOU 24/7 GETS JUST A WEE BIT TIRESOME. I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT, YOU ARE SLEEPING... COULDN'T YOU JUST LIE DOWN SOMEWHERE NICE AND DO THAT? :rolleyes:
phew..now I'll just cut and paste that every day since it's the same old story day in, day out. :p
pixiesmums
10-07-2006, 14:35
PIXIE- i cant tell the difference :laughing:
Men can be so much like our kids can't they :banghead:
yes they are aren't they! My DH is a slob. He has trouble picking up after himself.
pixiesmums
10-07-2006, 15:03
Wll here goes my turn:
PLEASE STOP RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP AND TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM. DON'T GIVE ME THAT CHEEKY SMILE AND THEN RUN OFF. THE SMILE DOES NOT WORK. PLEASE STOP THE RUNNING AWAY. IVE RUN AFTER YOU OVER 20 TIMES NOW - IT'S NOT A GAME!!!!! NO DON'T TOUCH THAT PERSON'S PRAM. IT'S NOT YOURS. DO NOT TOUCH. IT'S NOT A GAME. I KNOW YOU ARE SICK OF WAITING FOR THE DOCTOR. I AM TOO - WE'VE BEEN WAITING OVER AN HOUR!!!! PLEASE DON'T SCREAM AT MUMMY. I AM TRYING TO COOK THE DINNER. GO AND ANNOY DADDY. STOP CRYING OUT FOR ANOTHER JUICE BOTTLE. STOP CRYING AT MY FEET. GO AND ANNOY DADDY. PLEASE LET MUMMY COOK IN PEACE. I KNOW YOU WANT DINNER. AND PLEASE STOP TAKING YOUR PANTS AND NAPPY OFF!!!! THE NAPPY STAYS ON!!!!!!!!!!!
AND AS FOR DH:
PLEASE PICK YOUR SHOES, SHIRTS, SOCKS, PANTS UP OFF THE FLOOR. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR SHOES WHERE I AM CONSTANTLY TRIPPING OVER THEM. PLEASE HANG YOUR TOWELS UP. I AM NOT YOUR MAID. YOU MAY THINK I AM BUT I AM NOT. WHEN DO I GET MY SLEEP IN. NEVER. YOU WHINGE ABOUT GETTING NO SLEEP BUT YOU AREN' THE ONE GETTING UP 10 TIMES A NIGHT. I AM!!!!!!!!!!!! I WORK 5 DAYS A WEEK TOO, WHEN DO I GET MY TIME OUT. HOW OFTEN DO I GET OUT WITH MY MATES TO THE RSL AND DOWN TO THE PUB TO WATCHES TOPLESS DANCERS. WHEN I AM COOKING PLEASE TRY AND ENTERTAIN THE CHILD. AND PLEASE DO NOT BUY DD ANYMORE MOTORBIKES. SHE IS NOT A BOY. AND PLEASE WHEN I CLEAN THE HOUSE DON'T GO AND MESS IT UP STRAIGHT AWAY LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. TRY SPENDING 3 HOURS CLEANING ONLY TO HAVE SOMEONE MESS IT UP.
AND I ACTUALLY FORGOT ONE THING THAT REALLY PEES ME OFF
WHY IS IS THAT WHEN YOU COOK I HAVE TO CLEAN UP AND WHEN I COOK I STILL HAVE TO CLEAN UP. IS THAT FAIR?
Rainbowbrite
10-07-2006, 15:26
Ok now my turn.
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE TEETHING & TIRED BUT I CANT DO ANYTHING TO HELP YOU. I'VE PUT BONJELLA ON, TRIED TO CUDDLE, YOU DONT WANT IT, PUT YOU DOWN, YOU DONT WANT THAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I'VE JUST HELD Y0U FOR THE PAST 3 HOURS THAT YOU'VE SLEPT CAN I PLEASE HAVE 20MINUTES TO MYSELF, MY BLADDER IS BURSTING
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP LOCKING YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM?
Oh & to dh
YOU THINK MOTHERHOOD IS SOO EASY. hOW ABOUT I GO TO WORK & YOU CAN STAY HOME, BE AT THE BECK & CALL OF MJ 24/7, BF, BATH, FEED, CUDDLE, DO WASHING IRONING, CLEAN THE HOUSE, KITCHEN BATHROOM, TOILET, MAKE THE BED, HANG OUT THE WASHING FOLD IT UP ETC.
Oh that feels so much better :ecomcity:
Thanks Queenie
SAMUEL NOT EVERY TOY IN THIS HOUSE IS YOURS !! YOUR BABY BROTHER CAN PLAY WITH SOMETHING TOO YOU KNOW.. YOU NEVER HAD A NASTY OLDER BROTHER SNATCHING TOYS OFF YOU ALL DAY, POOR LITTLE BLIGHTER...
AND AS FOR YOU YOUNG MAN THE REASON YOU KEEP CRYING IS BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY TIRED AND THE WAY TO FIX THIS IS TO SLEEP !!!!
i love this thread :D
KarniF00l
10-07-2006, 19:07
OMG JAMIE (dh) STOP BRINGING YOUR WORK HOME WITH YOU. I KNOW YOU WORK HARD BUT SO DO I. HOW ABOUT YOU STAY AT HOME WITH THE KIDS AND I GO OUT AND WORK. WILL YOU SETTLE FOR THAT ? NO, I DIDN'T THINK SO. :banghead: FOR GOD SAKES I AM TIRED TOO, YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE !!!
AND WHY SHOULD I RUN AROUND PICKING UP AFTER YOU. I ALREADY HAVE 4 KIDS I DON'T NEED ANOTHER BIG KID TO MUMMY. WHAT DID YOU SAY ? NO I DIDN'T GET THE CHANCE TO PICK UP THAT PIECE OF GLASS YOU ORDERED. WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE LEFT WORK 10 MINS EARLY TO GET IT ??
Arghhhhhh... MEN!!!!! :rolleyes:
the_queen
10-07-2006, 19:31
YES THERE IS NOT MUCH MONEY LEFT IN THE BANK ACCOUNT, BUT NO IT IS NOT FROM ME SPENDING MONEY ON EBAY, YES I DO BUY "CR@P" OFF EBAY BUT THE "CR@P" I BUY WILL SAVE US MONEY IN THE LONG RUN BECAUSE I AM BUYING CLOTH F*****N NAPPIES AS MUCH AS I GO ON ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF SAID CLOTH NAPPIES, DO YOU REEEEEALLY THINK I LIKE DOING THE WASHING EVERY SINGLE FRICKEN DAY?????? NO, BUT I KNOW THAT SPENDING $20 A FORTNIGHT ON NAPPIES (ok so i have slightly overspent this month's nappy budget - but my point is still valid :p) IS SAVING US MONEY ON BUYING DISPOSABLES AND I HAVE PRETTY MUCH FINISHED BUYING ALL THE NAPPIES I NEED (pigs ar$e :p) SO IF I NEVER BOUGHT ANY MORE EVER AGAIN (not that that's likely) THEN WE WOULD NEVER EVER EVER HAVE TO SPEND ANY MORE MONEY ON NAPPIES!!! SEE, I'M SAVING US MONEY, YOU NITWIT. WHEREAS YOU SPENDING $60 A WEEK ON CIGARETTES IS ACTUALLY THE MOST STUPID THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF, BECAUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO BENEFIT TO SMOKING EXCEPT THAT HOPEFULLY I'LL BE RID OF YOU SOONER (ok that was a bit harsh but :banghead:)
AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, STOP FORCING US TO LIVE IN THE DARK BECAUSE "IT SAVES MONEY" OH MY F****N GOD WHAT A RIDICULOUS STATEMENT... SO WE CAN WATCH TV BUT WE CAN'T HAVE THE LIGHT ON AT THE SAME TIME, BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH IT'S AN ENERGY SAVING LIGHTBULB, IT'S A WASTE OF MONEY. AND WHEN YOU GO OUT IT'S OK FOR YOU TO LEAVE THE STUDY LIGHT ON BUT THE MODEM HAS TO BE SWITCHED OFF BECAUSE THE LITTLE GREEN F*****N LIGHTS ARE WASTING ELECTRICITY??? AND YOU DON'T SAY A F****N WORD ABOUT ME USING THE DRYER EVERY DAY BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE THE RADIO AND THE LIGHT ON AT THE SAME TIME WHILE I'M DOING THE DISHES??????? :banghead:
the_queen
10-07-2006, 19:32
LOL this has turned into a "yelling at DP" thread :laughing:
KarniF00l
10-07-2006, 19:37
:eek: Sounds like you need ALOT of these queenie :hugs: :hugs: :hugs:
Love it Queen!!!
This is for my sweet darling girl Jasmine...
LET GO OF MY FRICKIN LEGS!!!!! IM TRYING TO SERVE DINNER AND I CANT DO THAT WHEN YOU WONT LET ME MOVE..OH GREAT AND NOW I HAVE TO ACTUALLY STEP OUT OF MY PANTS TO GET TO THE CUPBOARD WHERE THE PLATES ARE KEPT!!! AND THE NEIGHBOURS CAN PROBABLY SEE MY BARE AR$E BUT I REALLY DONT GIVE A CR@P RIGHT NOW...I AM SO SORRY THAT I CANT GIVE YOU MY UNDIVIED ATTENTION ALL BLOODY DAY!!!
And for my sweet darling husband....
I ASK YOU FOR MONEY FOR BREAD,MILK,BANANAS AND YOGURT AND YOU GIVE ME $4!!!!! WHAT THE F*** AM I GOING TO GET FOR $4???
BUT ITS OK FOR YOU TO SPEND $10 ON A BURGER ,CHIPS AND COKE FOR YOUR LUNCH AND THEN HARP ON ABOUT THE WEIGHT YOU HAVE PILED ON..HERES A HINT STOP F***ING EATING ALL MY TIM TAMS!!!
the_queen
10-07-2006, 19:48
:laughing: oh my god, worst offense ever, how DARE he eat YOUR tim tams... :laughing:
Mum2AandJ
10-07-2006, 19:55
COVER YOUR FREEKIN MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH AHHHHH :banghead:
pulling my hair out quietly here!!!
cjb/jbvd
11-07-2006, 06:33
this is for ds's dad
WHAT THE F***????? YOU GET A WEEK OFF FOR BEING SICK, YOU SLEPT ALL DAY, AND PLAYED YOUR STUPID COMPUTER GAMES, I'VE BEEN AT WORK COUGHING UP A LUNG AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN CHANGE ONE SH***Y NAPPY THIS MORNING SO I COULD HAVE A SHOWER?? AND THOSE DISHES ARE STILL THERE!! AND WHY IS YOUR ASHTRAY STILL OVERFLOWING AND IN REACH OF DS??? FOR F***'S SAKE I HAVE ONE DECENT BRA THAT I HAVE TO WASH OUT EVERY NIGHT BUT YOU SMOKE MORE THAN TWO CARTONS OF FAGS EVERY FORTNIGHT????? AND THEN YOU ASK WHY WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY?? JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE LAST $150 I GAVE YOU ON FRIDAY?? I CERTAINLY HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF IT..... NO YOU CAN'T BUY ANOTHER F***ING FISH FOR THAT F***ING TANK. YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK AFTER THE ONES YOU'VE GOT....... I HATE THE DAMN TANKS AND DON'T THINK I'M TAKING THE DAMN THINGS WITH ME WHEN I GET POSTED!!!!
this is for ds
IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU GOT UP AT 5AM. IF YOU'RE TIRED BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T LET MUMMY PUT YOU BACK TO SLEEP, THEN TOUGH LUCK!!! AND I HOPE YOU SCREAM LOUDER NEXT TIME I PUT YOU DOWN SO YOU WAKE UP YOUR LAZY *** GOOD FOR NOTHING FATHER!!!
ok, i'm still ****ed off, but at least i won't be yelling at any co-workers!!
jessgray
11-07-2006, 08:01
my turn my turn hehehe
i am tired and you only just noticed there is not much money left but you want macca's for breakky whats so bad about having toast like i do almsot every day?? i cook clean and what do you do: play pc games all day!!! get off ya bum lazy *** and do somethingi am up at 4am pretty much every day and do i complain about having to stay awake all day to look after our son??(sometimes lol) be nice let me sleep and do some housework
i know the pantry is a great place for you to look in but do you have to pull the cordials and cerals out every 2.5 seconds?? i dont need you to re-arrange my mugs on the floor they belong in the cupboard where you got them from.stop stealing daddy's socks! they arent chew toys.stop biting people.and when i say its nap time, it is nap time not time to act like you have overdosed on red coridal and run around for 3 hours.and stop wiping your snot on your hand and then licking it thats gross. (lol)
whatwasithinking
11-07-2006, 08:21
FAntastic thread
where do I start ...................
lol
Imogensmum
11-07-2006, 08:41
Ok here goes---
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEE EEEEEEEEE THE BLINDS ALONE GOD DAMMIT- THAT HAS TO BE THE MOST ANNOYING THING IN THE WORLD :banghead: . YOU HAVE SO MANY EXPENSIVE TOYS HERE- THE ONE I BOUGHT YOU TO EDUCATE AND ENTERTAIN YOU(:rolleyes: ) PLAY WITH THEM...
AND WHY DO YOU WHINE FOR ME TO PICK YOU UP THEN INSIST ON WIGGLING TO GET DOWN- IF YOU WANT TO BE UP BE UP- OTHERWISE GO FIND SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH THIS CONSTANT UP DOWN THING IS NOT FUN.
lol- I love my bub but this sight is probably her saviour lol lol:D
ahhh dear I am loving this thread :D
nothing for me to report! yet
To my little high-need bundle of love:
IF YOU ARE GOING TO EAT THEN EAT!!!!!!!!! STOP PLAYING ON THE BOOBIE AND SOOKING AND THEN CRACK A SMILE!!! THE MILK BAR WILL BE CLOSED AND THEN WHAT WILL YOU DO?!?! OH, ANOTHER CRY....A TIRED CRY...TRY SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!!!APPARENTLY IT IS WHAT BABIES ARE SUPPOSED TO DO, DID U MISS THAT PART OF "HOW TO BE BABY" CLASS. I JUST LOVE HEARING YOU SCREAM, IT IS MY FAVORITE SOUND OF THE DAY, MAYBE YOU COULD TRY SCREAMING AND CARRYING ON DURING THOSE FEW SHORT HOURS YOU ARE QUIET.
To my wonderful partner:
YES HE CRYS LIKE THAT ALL DAY. MAYBE IF YOU WERE HOME DURING THE DAY YOU WOULD KNOW THAT!!! I WILL HAND OVER THE BOOBIE DUTY AND THEN YOU CAN KEEP HIM SETTLED. CAUSE I LOVE BEING ON NIGHT PATROL AND DAYTIME DUTY!!!
(bubba is actually being smily and cute right now but the above is what i feel like screaming much of the time!!!!!)
I DO NOT SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE PUTER - I AM VENTING HERE - EVERY ONE NEEDS TO VENT.....
(for the whole family:rolleyes: :o )
KarniF00l
11-07-2006, 11:38
Does anyone else find that when you're chatting in caps "yelling" that you're almost punching the keyboard IYKWIM or am i the only one that does this ? :o
the_queen
11-07-2006, 11:40
LOL Lauren I am doing this too... It sounds like a really old fashioned typewriter with the really loud CLACK CLACK CLACK :laughing:
I got a new one:
I KNOW YOU'RE LEARNING TO CONTROL YOUR HEAD BUT HEADBUTTING MUMMY REEEEEEALLY HURTS ME!! AND IT HURTS YOU!!!!!!! I KNOW YOU CAN'T HELP IT BUT AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNOW YOU CAN'T HELP IT THAT'S WHY I'M VENTING HERE BUT SERIOUSLY AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*ahem*
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
:)
Rainbowbrite
11-07-2006, 11:47
*ahem*
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
:)
Here i'll help (hope its not too much longer) :hugs:
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
pixiesmums
11-07-2006, 11:54
here I go again.....
PLEASE STOP SAYING MY NAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME. NO YOU CAN NOT HAVE YOUR DUMMY AND QUIT ASKING FOR IT. IT IS ONLY FOR SLEEPING. CAN YOU PLEASE LIE STILL WHILE I CHANGE YOUR NAPPY. DON'T MAKE IT ANY HARDER FOR YOURSELF. IF YOU JUST LAYED STILL YOU WOULD NOT BE CRYING NOW AND YOU WOULD HAVE YOUR NAPPY ON. AND CAN YOU PLEASE JUST SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT FOR ONCE PLEASE AND WHY IS IT ON THE DAY THAT I HAVE TO START WORK EARLY YOU WAKE UP 20 TIMES A NIGHT AND GIVE ME GRIEF. AND WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP AND LET MUMMY HAVE A SLEEP IN - JUST FOR ONCE!
ahhh dear I am loving this thread :D
nothing for me to report! yet
Bragger!
Definitely MY turn....
Block your ears all..
WHY THE F* IS IT THAT WHEN I ASK YOU IF YOU ARE HUNGRY AND WANT LUNCH, YOU TELL ME "NOOO.. I'M NOT HUNGRY" BUT WHEN I SAY IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED FOR YOUR NAP THEN, YOU COME BACK WITH... "BUT I HAVEN'T HAD LUNCH YET I'M HUNGRYYYYY"
AND YES, THE REASON WHY I TELL YOU NOT TO GET ON TOP O THE CUBES IS BECAUSE YOU WILL FALL ON YOUR BLOODY HEAD... YES YES... JUST LIKE THAT... DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT CRYING...
AND WHEN DO YOU SHUT UP??? NO REALLY... WHEN??? JUST SHUT UP. YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT QUESTION AND I ANSWERED IT THE FIRST 100 TIMES BUT NOW I'M OVER IT. SO YES I AM IGNORING YOU... IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS, COS MY ALTERNATIVE AT THE POINT COULD SEE CPS AT MY DOOR. AND YOU'RE GOING TO YOUR OWN HOUSE... FAN-F*N-TASTIC... YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD ONE. WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING LIVING OFF ME AND DOING MY HEAD IN FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS.. GO GO GO... WITH GOD SPEED CHILD!
yes, DD has no kinder today... can you tell? :rolleyes:
yes, DS has no kinder today... can you tell? :rolleyes:
DD?
You need some rest Lut.:hugs:
Thank goodness my girl is at school.
KarniF00l
11-07-2006, 12:05
oh phew, alteast i'm not the only one Kerrin :D
Okay here's mine for the day,
JYE, I KNOW IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY HONEY BUT CAN YOU STOP POKING YOUR BABY SISTER. SHE'S NOT A TOY!! I KNOW YOU LOVE HER BUT BE GENTLE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE TIME BOOFA BOY!
DAKOTA, WHY IS IT WHEN I JUST CHANGE YOUR NAPPY YOU DO A POO? I'M SORRY LADY MUCK BUT THATS NOT COOL!! ARE YOU THAT SNOBBY THAT YOU HAVE TO DO A POOP IN A FRESHLY CHANGED NAPPY ?
JAMIE (dh), YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I SLEPT ON THE COUCH LAST NIGHT? WELL IT'S BECAUSE EVERY LITTLE THING YOU DO IS STARTING TO ANNOY ME. I LOVE YOU DEARLY BUT PLEASE STOP BRINGING WORK HOME. WORK STAYS AT WORK. AND CAN YOU STOP LEAVING THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE FOR ME TO PICK UP AND PUT AWAY ? THE KIDS TO IT ENOUGH AS IT IS. CAN YOU ALSO, WHEN I KINDLY ASK YOU TO DO THINGS.. CAN YOU PLEASE REMEMBER TO DO THEM ? WHY IT IS THAT I HAVE TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS DONE ? WHY CAN'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT FOR ONCE? MY MIND DOES OVER TIME AS IT IS !!
ahhh, slightly feeling better :(
Im back!!!
Ok I need this.
LEAVE MUMMY ALONE SHE IS TIRED! WHY? BECAUSE I WAS UP UNTIL 3AM CLEANING UP ALL YOUR ****! FOR ONCE JUST PUT YOUR TOYS AWAY AND STOP LEAVING FOOD EVERYWHERE. IM NOT YOUR BLOODY MAID! YOU DONT EVEN APPRECIATE WHAT I DO, DO YOU? NO! I KNEW IT! COZ IF YOU DID YOU WOULDNT HAVE JUST TRASHED THE DAMN HOUSE AGAIN. AND AS FOR THAT PLAYROOM, LEAVE IT ALONE! TOYS BELONG UP THERE NOT IN MUMMY'S ROOM. NO YOU CANT HAVE THE BAG OF BALLS! WHY NOT? BECAUSE THEY ARE STAYING IN THE BAG UNTIL YOU LEARN TO COUNT TO 100 AND FIND THEM ALL ON YOUR OWN TO PICK UP
NOW GET THAT BLOODY BIKE OUT OF THE KITCHEN! NO TOYS ON THE TILED AREAS!
Aah thats better
I'm off to make lunch now
the_queen
11-07-2006, 13:41
*calm blue ocean calm blue ocean calm blue ocean calm blue ocean*
WE CANNOT GET YOUR ROOM SORTED OUT UNLESS YOU PICK UP ALL THIS **** OFF THE FLOOR!! WHY DOES IT TAKE YOU LITERALLY 10 MINUTES TO PICK UP 3 DOMINOES OFF THE FLOOR??? HOW CAN YOU LIVE IN THIS PIGSTY?? I FORGIVE MY FATHER FOR YELLING AT ME THAT "THIS ROOM IS A BROTHEL" I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND WHAT HE MEANT!!!!!!!!!! LITTLE BITS OF CARDBOARD THAT YOU CUT OUT 6 MONTHS AGO ARE NOT ART AND DO NOT NEED TO BE KEPT!!!!!! YES I AM TRYING TO ENCOURAGE YOUR CREATIVE AND ARTISTIC SIDE BUT FOR ****'S SAKE SERIOUSLY ****EN HELL **** **** **** A BOX WITH SCRIBBLED TEXTA ON THE SIDE IS NOT ART!!!!!!! A BIT OF PAPER WITH A SCRIBBLE ON IT IS NOT ART!!!!!!!!! I SWORE I'D NEVER SAY THIS BUT I SERIOUSLY WILL CHUCK ALL OF THIS **** INTO THE RUBBISH BIN UNLESS YOU PICK IT UP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PICK IT UP PICK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
AND LITTLE BABY, I WOULD LOVE TO HOLD YOU ALL DAY LONG BUT TODAY I REALLY NEED TO DO STUFF, I'M HAPPY TO PUT YOU TO SLEEP BUT YOU NEED TO SLEEP FOR LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES IN BED. AS SOON AS YOU'RE ASLEEP I PUT YOU IN BED, YOU WAKE UP 5 MINUTES LATER - HAVEN'T YOU READ THAT BABIES HAVE 40 MINUTE SLEEP CYCLES???????? 40 MINUTES WOULD ALLOW ME TO FINISH THE DISHES AND HELP YOUR SISTER WITH HER ROOM - JUST GIVE ME 40 FRICKEN MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
I still don't feel better. I feel slightly better. But I've just realised I was grinding my teeth and tensing my jaw, and now I've relaxed it my head has started aching. I want a maid!!! And a nanny!!!!! And a hot gardener :p
*Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
MUM,MUM,MUM WHAT, I NEED MONEY! WHY FOR TODAY, EXCURSION TO ALBURY...OH HELL OK HERE, OH CAN YA GIVE ME A LIFT MY TYRE HAS FLAT...CHRIST WELL TAKE YA LITTLE BROTHER TO THE CAR...OK...MUM, MUM, MUM, YES CODY, WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY LUNCH SALAD AND CHICKEN OK, I GOTTA GO AND TAKE YA SISTER TO SCHOOL, ORRRRRRRR I HATE SALAD AND CHICKEN, WELL MAKE YA BLOODY OWN LUNCH FROM NOW ON...........MUMMMMMM EJ,S CRYING HURRY UP OR I WILL BE LATE:banghead: :banghead:
ROD, DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU LAST USE THE BLOODY CAR YOU COULD AT LEAST PUT PETROL IN IT......EVERYTIME I GET IN IT AFTER YOU DRIVE IT IT,S BLOODY EMPTY:banghead: :banghead:
thanyou for this thread, i feel so much better...lol
cheers jo
WILL YOU JUST DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO SUCK ME OR YOUR FRIGGEN HANDS..........:rolleyes::rolleyes:
KarniF00l
11-07-2006, 17:33
WILL YOU JUST DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO SUCK ME OR YOUR FRIGGEN HANDS..........:rolleyes::rolleyes:
errr.... ahhhrm..... :laughing:
JessandKirra
11-07-2006, 18:26
this is the first post I ahve ever read ALL of the posts. Just reading them made me feel better.
Heres me
GET OF MY FREAKIN LEG....GET OF MY FREAKIN LEG...WHERE IS YOUR GOD DAMN FATHER.....CANT HE TAKE YOU OF MY FREAKING LEG...OH THATS RIGHT HES OUT IN THE BAR PLAYING DARTS...AGAIN....
STOP COUGHING...PLEASE STOP COUGHING...WHEN WILL THESE BLOODY ANTIBIOTICS KICK IN? nO I WILL NOT PUT THE BALERINA BACK ON HER STICK (JEWELLRY BOX BALLERINA) YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PULLED IT OF IN THE FIRST PLACE. gET OF MY FREAKING LEG....NO YOU CANT COME OUTSIDE WITH ME IM FEEDING THEDOG..DONT STAND AT THE DOOR AND SCREAM I WILL BE LESS THAN 1 MINUTE!!! IF YOU WANT SOMETHING JUST ASK DONT POINT AN WHINGE...YOU WONT GET IT ANY QUICKER. SIT DOWN IN THE BLOODY BATH. ...SIT DOWN IN THE BATH...NO WONDER YOU HAVE A COUGH ITS COLD OUT OF THE BATH....STOP SPILLING YOUR MILK..YOU WONT GE4T ANY MORE ITS SOAKING IN TO THE CARPET...GET OF MY FREAKING LEG....AND STOP BLOODY COUGHING....ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
freakin freakin....;)
reAllytee
11-07-2006, 20:51
To DS :
DID WE NOT ALREADY LEARN FROM THIS MORNINGS EXPERIENCE THAT RUNNING AROUND WITH FOOD IN OUR MOUTH LEADS TO BABIES CHOKING YOU SILLY BUGGER NO THAT SMILE DOESNT MEAN IM LETTING YOU OFF THE HOOK GIVE ME THE DARNED PIECE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!! THIS IS NOT A GAME YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE END OF ME !!!!!! NO MATTER HOW CUTE YOU SMILE HOW YOU TILT YOUR HEAD OR GIGGLE YOU ARE NOT CUTE ESPECIALLY WHEN 10 SECONDS AGO YOU WERE THROWING SUCH A TANTRUM BECAUSE I PUT YOU DOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL DAY & YOUR HEAD WAS GOING TO START SPINNING !!!! I WAS WAITING FOR THE DEMON VOICE & GREEN VOMIT INFACT I CAN QUITE EASILY SAY YOU ARE THE DEVILS CHILD RIGHT NOW STOP TURNING THE T.V & AMP ON & OFF MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE CALLED YOU "DAMIEN" !!!! ( no offence to our Damiens & their mums :o ) MAMA IS GOING TO GO CURL UP IN A BALL IN THE CORNER & WILL HERSELF TO BE TAKEN TO SOME PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE SHE HAS A SON THAT ACTUALLY LISTENS TO HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To DP :
NEXT TIME WHEN IM DOWNSTAIRS SCREAMING MAYBE THE LOGICAL THING WOULD BE TO ACTUALLY COME SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS RATHER THAN SCREAM " WHATS WRONG ???" FROM UPSTAIRS YOU IDIOT DONT WORRY IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE OUR SON DOESNT DIE BUT HELL DONT WORRY ABOUT ME SCREAMING !!!!!!
To my children: WHY IS IT THAT WHILST MUMMY IS CLEANING UP YOU ARE DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO MAKE MORE MESS? YOU DONT TIP UP THE WHOLE TOY BOX, BLOCKS BAG AND TRAIN SET AT THE SAME TIME, AND HELP YOURSELF TO BISCUITS WHEN MUMMY IS CLEANING THE SHOWER, WHEN YOU FINISHED WITH ONE TOY, YOU PUT IT AWAY. DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE A SLAVE THAT IS AROUND TO PICK UP AFTER YOU? YOU ARE NOT ROYALTY YOU KNOW. HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT YOUR SHOES AWAY? WHY ON EARTH ARE YOUR SOCKS AND THIS APPLE CORE SHOVED BEHIND THE LOUNGE? I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE BUSY, YOU WILL GET UP AND PUT THOSE SHOES AWAY OR SO HELP ME YOU WILL BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.
WHO LEFT THEIR PENCIL CASE OUT??? WELL IF I WERE YOU I WOULD COME AND GET IT, YOUR SISTER HAS JUST TIPPED EVERYTHING OUT AND IS NOW COVERED IN PINK TEXTA, GO AND PUT IT WHERE IT BELONGS!! AND IF THOSE TOYS THAT ARE STILL OUT ARE NOT PUT AWAY IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES, IM CHUCKING THEM OUT, EVERY SINGLE ONE! OR I MIGHT SEND THEM TO SOME POOR CHILDREN WHO WOULD APPRECIATE THEM AND LOOK AFTER THEM, YOU KIDS ARE TOO DARN SPOILT, THATS THE PROBLEM, NO RESPONSIBILITY!!:o :D
mumtok&z
11-07-2006, 22:25
Ok my turn;
DH: HOW MANY BLOODY TIMES DO I NEED TO ASK YOU TO CLEAN THE KITCHEN BENCH AFTER YOU MAKE YOUR BREAKFAST. yOU DO THIS EVERY MORNING, YOU LEAVE TOAST CRUMBS, COFFEE SPILLS AND SUGAR ALL OVER THE BENCH. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN BE MAKING COFFEE ON ONE END AND GET SUGAR ALL OVER THE WHOLE DAMN BENCH! hOW HARD IS IT TO WIPE CLEAN? NO WONDER I HAVE A F****G MOUSE HANGING AROUND THE KITCHEN, YOU KEEP FEEDING IT! AND WHEN YOU COME HOME FROM WORK WHY NOT SPEND THE AFTERNOON WITH YOUR KIDS WHILE I COOK DINNER? I MEAN THEY ARE OUR KIDS NOT JUST MINE. OUR KIDS, UNDERSTAND? I CAN'T COOK WITH A 2 YR OLD HANGING OFF MY LEG OR A 11 MONTH OLD STRAPPED TO MY ANKLE. AND WHEN YOU WASH THE DINNER DISHES ( WHICH IS THE ONLY BLOODY JOB YOU DO) DON'T GET WATER ALL AROUND THE SINK, WASH THE SINK OUT AND TRY TO MAKE THE DISHES CLEAN! TICKLING THE PLATES WON'T GET THE DIRT OFF! AND WHEN YOU GO OUT FOR A SMOKE PLEASE GET THE WASHING IN FOR ME, BUT DO IT AFTER YOUR SMOKE NOT WHILE YOU ARE SMOKING. THE AMOUNT OF HOLES IN THE KIDS PJ'S...
BROTHER (WHO IS LIVING WITH US): I DON'T ASK YOU TO DO ALOT AROUND HERE EXEPT FOR PUT THE DISHES AWAY AND KEEP THE BATHROOM CLEAN AND TOILET CLEAN. EVERY TIME I GO TO BATH THE KIDS I HAVE TO WASH SEVERAL TYPES OF HAIRS AWAY. ITS DISGUSTING. AND WOULD YOU MIND CLEANING YOUR DAMN LOO MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK. IT IS GROSS, YOU MAY BE THE ONE USING IT MOST OF THE TIME BUT WHEN WE HAVE GUESTS THEY NEED TO USE IT TOO. ITS EMBARRASING. AND YOUR ROOM IT STINKS. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT PLEASE, I MEAN WE ARE ONLY RENTING THIS PLACE. WHEN WE MOVE OUT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO EXTERMINATE THAT ROOM. AND STOP EATING ALL THE KIDS TREATS. YOU WONDER WHY YOU AREN'T LOOSING WEIGHT! WELL 3 PACKETS OF CHIPS AREN'T THE RECOMMENDED SINGLE SERVE. IF YOU WANT TO EAT LIKE THAT GIVE ME MORE MONEY...
oh that feels a bit better.. I will probably be back on a daily basis.
Oh Ange! And to think...that wasn't even to the kids! Now I know why I live on my own!
IF YOU WANT BREKKIE YOU NEED TO GET DRESSED (to boy)
WHY WAKE ME - I AM SLEEPING?! (to girl)
DON'T RUSH ME - I AM SHOPPING! (to hubby)
YOU ARE GOING TO BURST - ENOUGH MILK NOW BUBBY (to baby!)
Why Do You Have To Throw Every Toy You Own Around The Room !!??
If You Throw That Again I Am Taking It Away...
Right Thats It! Its Gone !
Dont Cry At Me Boy I Warned You....
Do I need to do another one?
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT.
mumtok&z
13-07-2006, 00:46
Oh Ange! And to think...that wasn't even to the kids! Now I know why I live on my own!
can i come live with you?!
can i come live with you?!
Do you think you could handle Shayley that often? LOL. Hmm I suppose Khairi and her would have some fun! And I can imagine bub crawling around following them both
reAllytee
16-07-2006, 10:54
STOP SCREAMING !!!!!!!!!!!
STOP SCREAMING !!!!!!!!!!!
STOP SCREAMING !!!!!!!!!!!
STOP SCREAMING !!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A COMPETITION I WILL WIN HANDS DOWN EVERY TIME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD STOP SCREAMING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO ON THEN KEEP HEADBUTTING EVERYTHING SEE IF I CARE NO IM NOT GOING TO STOP YOU I HAVE SPENT THE LAST 4HRS TRYING TO APPEASE YOU & YOU KEEP REVERTING BACK TO THIS DID IT WORK THE FIRST TIME ??????? THATS RIGHT NO IT DIDNT !!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE A HEADACHE STOP SCREAMING IM GOING INSANE MAMA DOESNT ALWAYS GET HER WAY EITHER BUT YOU DONT SEE HER FLAILING ON THE FLOOR LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER SCREAMING HER LUNGS OUT !!!!!!!!
I CANT ALWAYS HOLD YOU I CANT ALWAYS CARRY YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD ITS JUST NOT POSSIBLE MAMA HAS A BAD ENOUGH BACK AS IT IS !!!!!!!1
IF YOU HEADBUTT ME NOT ONLY WILL I BE CRANKIER BUT IF YOU KNOCK ME OUT YOU WILL KNOW WHAT HARDSHIP IS ALL ABOUT !!!! WHO WILL CHANGE YOU NAPPY THEN ????? YEP THATS RIGHT NO ONE !!!!!!! WHO WILL FEED YOU ???? AGAIN NO ONE !!!!!!!
STOP GETTING THE PLAYSTATION CONTROLLER OUT IM SOOOOO HAPPY YOUR DADDY HAS SHOWN YOU THIS NOW IT MEANS WHEN YOU BREAK IT IT WONT BE HIS FAULT IT WILL BE MINE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD LEAVE IT ALONE CHILD !!!!!!!!!!
STOP TURNING THE T.V ON & OFF HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE GOT TO GO THROUGH THIS IM TRYING TO STAY COOL HERE BUT BOY ARE YOU TESTING ME !!!
DONT TRY & CUDDLE ME TO GET CLOSER TO THE SWITCHES IM NOT STUPID YOU KNOW I MAY LOOK IT BUT IM NOT I SWEAR !!!!! LEAVE THEM ALONE !!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 :banghead:
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP WRESTLING AND IF YOU 2 ARE GONNA DO IT, DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE AWAY FROM ME ARGGGGGGGGGGGG YOU GUYS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY....SEE WHAT I SAID IT,S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTILL SOMEONE LOOSES AN EYE....GET OUT THE LOT OF YOU....I HATE RAINY DAYS RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
cheers...jo:yes:
Mum&bubs
16-07-2006, 13:48
My turn!!
WHY WONT YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? WHY MUST YOU WAKE EVERY 5 MINUTES FOR A FEED YOUR NOT EVEN DRINKING IT YOU JUST LIKE TO PLAY WITH MUMS NIPPLES, WHY DO PINCH ME ALL THE TIME FOR? WHY CANT I JUST HAVE ONE NIGHT TO SLEEP AND NOT HAVE YOU JUMP ON ME AT 3AM!!!!! ARRRAGGGHHH!!
this is great :yelclap:
whatwasithinking
16-07-2006, 14:17
REBECCA STOP OPENING THE DRAWER.
FOR GOD SAKE GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN WHILE I'M TRYING TO COOK - YES THAT MEANS YOU TO HANNAH!!
NO HANNAH YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT NO HANNAH YOU CAN'T SIT IN THE TROLLEY NO HANNAH YOU CAN'T GO ON THE RIDE
COME ON HANNAH GET IN THE CAR HURRY UP HANNAH I'M LATE FOR WORK NO HANNAH YOU CAN'T SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT - CAUSE I'M SAID SO!!
GET TO THE NAUGHTY CORNER NOW!!!
REBECCA LEAVE THE SPEAKERS ALONE REBECCA STOP TEARING UP MY MAGAZINE REBECCA DON'T TOUCH THE RECORDS PLAYER YOUR FATHER WILL FREAK.
NO HANNAH YOUR NOT HAVING ANYTHING TO EAT-YOU JUST ATE 10 MINUTES AGO-PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME FOR FOOD EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR.
I could go on and on but I might let someone else have a turn now :D
Mum&bubs
16-07-2006, 14:20
Another for me but this time its aimed at DP.
WHY DO YOU OFFER TO TAKE SUMMER SO I CAN HAVE A 'BREAK' WHEN YOU ONLY BRING HER BACK 5MINUTES LATER WHEN SHE STARTS TO HAVE A SOOK? WHY CANT YOU COOK HER LUNCH? AM I YOUR PERSONAL SLAVE THAT I 'HAVE' TO COOK FOR YOU THIS VERY MINUTE? COOK IT YOURSELF, YOUR A GROWN MAN! IM YOUR WOMAN NOT YOUR MOTHER! DONT COMPLAIN ABOUT ME BEING ON THE COMPUTER, I HAVENT BEEN ON IN AGES. YOUR THE ONE THAT TOLD ME TO GO ON IN THE FIRST PLACE. JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PLAY YOUR PLAYSTATION ISNT MY PROBLEM, IM TAKING 10MINUTES TO MYSELF THANK YOU VERY MUCH! YOU OFFERED TO WATCH SUMMER FOR A LITTLE WHILE FOR ME DONT CHANGE YOUR MIND JUST BECAUSE SHE IS WHINGING AND HAS A STINKY BUM. YOU CHANGE HER NAPPY FOR ONCE!
ahh relief :o i really like this thread!
whatwasithinking
16-07-2006, 15:45
to dh
NO YOU JUST KEEP SITTING THERE ON THE COMPUTER WHILE I DO EVERYTHING IS THIS *%*%*%* HOUSE ON MY WEEKEND - I NEVER GET ANY TIME TO DO ANYTHIG I WANT.
WHEN YOU USE A PLATE WHY CAN'T YOU PUT IT IN THE DISHWASHER WHEN YOU CAN SEE THERE ARE NO DISHES IN THE SINK SO THEY MUST BE SOMEWHERE.
NO DEAR I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU AREN'T LOSING WEIGHT EVEN THOUGH YOU AREN'T EATING JUNK - COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT YOU SIT ON THE COMPUTER FROM DUSK TO DAWN.
to dd
NO HANNAH YOU CAN'T COME TO THE SHOPS WITH ME AS I WANT TO GO ON MY OWN AND HAVE ME TIME - NO DADDY DOESN'T NEED TO BE ON HIS OWN ALL THE TIME.
reAllytee
17-07-2006, 08:17
TO DF AND DSS:
"THAT'S IT I'VE HAD IT... GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK!! OUT OUT OUT OUT!!" :mad:
:hugs: :hugs:
cjb/jbvd
17-07-2006, 11:24
to DS's DAD
I GET FOUR HOURS A WEEK TO GO AND DO SOMETHING FOR MYSELF, I MAKE SURE DS HAS EVERYTHING HE NEEDS BEFORE I GO, I EVEN FEED DS, AND WHAT...YOU CAN'T EVEN BATH HIM BEFORE BED?? AND JUST BECAUSE I GET FOUR HOURS TO MYSELF DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SLEEP EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND UNTIL THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON SO I CAN'T EVEN HAVE A SHOWER COS YOU CRACK THE ****S COS IT WAKES YOU UP. WE ARE BROKEN UP YOU KNOW, I WILL KICK YOUR *** OUT OF MY HOUSE SOO FAST. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU CLEANED THE HOUSE. DS IS CRYING AND SOOKY BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED WITH HIM AT ALL. YES THAT'S WHY I DON'T DO HOUSEWORK. COS I ASK YOU TO OCCUPY OUR SON SO I CAN WORK, BUT THAT MEANS YOU JUST LIE ON THE COUCH AND WATCH TV UNTIL DS GETS BORED PLAYING BY HIMSELF AND SOOKS TO MUMMY TO PAY HIM SOME ATTENTION.
TO DS
i love you little poo man, but i can't cuddle you right now because i'm on the toilet. no i'm not going to follow you around spooning food into your mouth to get you to eat just because you won't sit in your highchair. fine, so starve then.
STOP PULLING MY HAIR STOP PULLING MY HAIR STOP PULLING MY HAIR
FOR F**K'S SAKE STOP PULLING MY FREAKING HAIR
Rainbowbrite
17-07-2006, 11:45
Ok this is petty i'll admit, but it needs to be said.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP GIVING ME EVERYTHING & MAKING ME PRETEND ITS A PHONE, ITS NOT. THATS A REMOTE, THATS A BLOCK, THATS A BOOK, NOT A PHONE.
CAN YOU PLEASE SWALLOW YOUR FOOD, I KNOW YOU LOVE CHEWING ON APPLE ETC BUT YOU ALSO NEED TO SWALLOW IT.
NO YOU CANT HAVE A SIP OF MY TEA, ITS HOT. WHY MUST YOU CONTINUOSLY FLICK THE POWERPOINT SWITCH, I CAN PUT YOUR TOYS ANYWHERE ELSE. PLEASE STOP FLICKING IT.
YES WE CAN GO OUT THE BACK & PLAY, NO YOU CANT PICK UP THE DOG POO :barf: I THOUGHT I GOT IT ALL, STOP LOOKING FOR IT. NO THE DOGS REALLY DONT WANT KISSES. I KNOW YOU LOVE ALL ANIMALS BUT KISSING THEM IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.
Oh that feels better :o :laughing:
Mummabear
17-07-2006, 14:01
Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS DIVINE - GO TO SLEEP. YOU'RE EYES ARE HANGING OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY TIRED. JUST CAUSE YOUR DADDY'S HOME TODAY DOESN'T MEAN ALL DAY IS PLAY TIME. SNUGGLING ON THE COUCH WITH BLANKIE & WATCHING TV DOESN'T COUNT AS SLEEPING - GO TO SLEEP.
reAllytee
17-07-2006, 15:33
Ok this is petty i'll admit, but it needs to be said.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP GIVING ME EVERYTHING & MAKING ME PRETEND ITS A PHONE, ITS NOT. THATS A REMOTE, THATS A BLOCK, THATS A BOOK, NOT A PHONE.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
That sounds like our house !!!!!!!!!
Even books are phones for heavens sake !!!!!!!!!!
Maybe they will amuse eash other on Wednesday !!!!!!!
Rainbowbrite
17-07-2006, 15:40
That sounds like our house !!!!!!!!!
Even books are phones for heavens sake !!!!!!!!!!
Maybe they will amuse eash other on Wednesday !!!!!!!
Oh i'm glad its normal :laughing:
Anyone want a 14month old? I'm having one of those days today, i just need space & MJ will give me none :banghead: All she has done all day when she's not sleeping or feeding is whinge. Its annoying me sooo much. I cant take this constant whining :crying:
The joys of being a mum :rolleyes: I cant wait till Wednesday, i need socialising.
(HUBBY)
NO, I AM NOT MADE OF MONEY. DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR OWN MONEY? i AM NOT A BANK. (AND MANY OTHER COMMENTS i WILL NOT MAKE HERE)
(GIRL)
NO, I AM NOT MADE OF MONEY. YOU CAN'T ASK FOR A BIKE FOR BIKE ED ONE DAY B4 YOU NEED IT FOR SCHOOL.:confused:
(BOY)
NO, I AM NOT MADE OF MONEY. NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THOMAS TOYS COS ITS NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY EVERY WEEK.
(BABY)
IF YOU TIRED -SLEEP!
KarniF00l
18-07-2006, 15:37
DF:
"MUST YOU LET HIM GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING!!"
DSS:
"YOU ARE AN EVIL CHILD AND IF YOU DON'T STOP HITTING MY STOMACH THEN I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU AWAY TO SOMEONE WHO WANTS YOU BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I DON'T......"
:banghead:
:eek: Sounds like you need time out :hugs:
lukaelmo
18-07-2006, 15:40
Does it matter if you are attached or not?
Because I would like to say:
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD BOY, STOP THROWING YOUR FOOD OVERBOARD AND THEN CRYING BECAUSE YOU WANT IT BACK. DON'T THROW IT IN THE B****Y FIRST PLACE IF YOU WANT IT. AND STOP SCREAMING AT ME WHEN I TRY TO FEED YOU - IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO FEED YOU THEN EAT YOUR B****Y FINGER FOOD.
AND CAN YOU STOP MAKING THAT NOISE AS THOUGH SOMEONE WAS STICKING A PIN IN YOU WHEN I AM CHANGING YOU. DO YOU KNOW, IF YOU STOPPED WRIGGLING AROUND AND COOPERATED IT WOULD TAKE ALL OF 2 MINUTES.
Ooo I am not sure I feel better yet. I would have liked to swear a whole lot more there...
Shall I shout no might wake the baby
BUT FOR FFS I need to marinate my fillets for dinner tonight and put the chocolate crackles in the fridge so the set hard for tomorrow meet and and and and. I neeeddddd to sleep:banghead::banghead::banghead:
brandy anyone :D
jasminesmum
18-07-2006, 15:51
My turn.
STOP DRAWING WITH PEN ON YOUR SISTERS FACE, ARMS AND FEET. YOU WILL BE THE ONE WHO HAS TO WASH IT ALL OFF.
PUT YOUR SCHOOLBAG AND SHOES AWAY. (repeated many times, lost count)
reAllytee
18-07-2006, 16:42
brandy anyone :D
Not into brandy but id go a vodka & valium :p
Ok here goes :
YET AGAIN FOR HEAVENS SAKE LEAVE THE DARNED T.V ALOOOOOOOOOOONE !!!!!!!!!!
HONESTLY DO YOU NOT GET IT !!!!!!
LEAVE IT ALONE !!!!!!!!!!!
NO IM NOT PLAYING YOU WHEN I CHASE YOU LIKE THIS IM TRYING TO RESIST TEMPTATION NOT TO THROTTLE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER HERE YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR NAPPY CHANGED ITS NOT A GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO DO NOT TRY & GET THE STAPLER OUT DO YOU NOT REALISE THAT THE REASON WE TAKE THIS AWAY FROM YOU IS BECAUSE IT WILL DO DAMAGE !!!! NO DONT SCREAM & FLAIL IM TRYING TO PROTECT YOU DO YOU WANT MUMMY TO HAND YOU A PLASTIC BAG THEN ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
well i wish i had come to this thread last night before i told my kids to shut up and go to sleep....
i know that sounds really harsh, it was.
i am just so sick of putting the baby to sleep and then my 3yr old cries and wakes up the baby who is sick and not sleeping well anyway, and so that's 2 nights of not much sleep and we are all tired and grumpy during the day because of it.
so i will be yelling here a bit until i feel better.
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A MINUTE. DO NOT PUT YOUR COLD AND STIKCY FINGERS UP MY PAJAMA TOP.
ah well. i guess i feel better already.:rolleyes:
the_queen
19-07-2006, 10:06
STOP SMOKING YOU STUPID IRRESPONSIBLE IMMATURE IDIOT, DON'T YELL AT ME BECAUSE WE HAVE NO MONEY - IF YOU DIDN'T SPEND $16 EVERY TWO DAYS ON A PACKET OF CIGARETTES THEN WE WOULD HAVE LIKE ABOUT $60 EXTRA A WEEK AT LEAST!!!! YOU LOOK AT ME AS IF I'M THE IDIOT WHEN I SAY "NO ACTUALLY I'D LIKE TO USE THAT LAST $20 TO BUY BREAD AND MILK" WHY THE **** DOES YOUR ADDICTION COME BEFORE FOOD???????? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET OUT GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK
still don't feel better
I HAVE A HEADACHE - I NEED QUIET TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(to all)
Funkychicken
19-07-2006, 17:25
I know you want new tyres on the 4WD. And i know that you want the ones that cost $300/tyre! Ok, start saving, here is a jar, place it on the shelf and add $50/ week instead of smoking.
Two weeks go by........Why is there only $50 in that jar? I bought smokes.:eek: But what about the tyres? Can't we finance them? :banghead:
jessgray
19-07-2006, 19:22
to the manchild (aka DP):
:shame: Dont you tell me i am whinge-ing...i was up at 1am with ds and you slept through his wheezing and you got MIL to drive us to the hospital coz you wanted to play games.being half asleep is no excuse. i have felt half dead all day but i still function like i am an engergiser bunny.you annoy me i swear you are another dependant. i was gone from 9:30am-just before 1pm and you hadnt even fixed yourself a meal at all...lazy...:ecomcity: at least now you are off the computer and at badmiton getting some excersice apart from using your fingers
to DS:
go to sleep.i am boss.sleep time is good for mummy.
to mil:
i am sick of hearing about how you are dieting and not losing wieght.i dont care. i am not the one who self loathes so much i have to tell my DIL every 5 seconds when i see her.god if you want to lose weight so badly go join a gym and stop munching on junk food all the time.and for the millionth time i dont want to know how you raised 4 young kids after a divorce on your own.my mum raised 5 does that make her a better mum?i am sick of you butting into appointments too when you tag along, you take over like they are for you when they are always for me or ds. if you want to see the people make your own appointment.use your own time not mine.
O.K here goes...
DD:
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP THROWING YOUR FOOD OVERBOARD AND EAT SOME OF IT. OR BETTER YET , WHY DON'T YOU EAT OFF A SPOON WHEN I TRY TO FEED YOU!
STOP SCREAMING WHEN I HAVE TO CLEAN YOU UP AFTERWARDS. I AM SO SICK OF CLEANING THIS STUPID HIGHCHAIR!
STOP TRYING TO ROLL OVER WHEN I AM CHANGING YOUR NAPPY/DRESSING YOU/DRYING YOU!
EAT SOME SOLIDS!!!
I love you:o
I actually yelled in her face yesterday:(
Oh what a day
DD - WE ONLY HAD A RENT INSPECTION 3 DAYS AGO? SO WHY DOES THIS HOUSE LOOK LIKE A BOMB HAS HIT IT!? AND IT'S ALL YOUR ****! NO DO NOT STAND IN YOUR PRAM TO GET ONTO THE BENCH, NOT YOUR HIGH CHAIR EITHER. OH JUST GO PLAY IN THE PLAYROOM I DONT WANT TO KNOW! STOP YOUR WHINGING FOR ONCE! IF YOU SLEPT MORE THAN 1/2 AN HOUR YOU WOULDN'T BE SO TIRED! GET OUT OF THE DAMN UTENSIL DRAW. I AM SICK OF REWASHING THEM EVERY NIGHT! LEAVE MUMMY ALONE FOR JUST 2 MINUTES PLEASE!!!
The world - I JUST WANT 5 MINUTES TO FEEL LIKE AN INDIVIDUAL PERSON, NOT JUST A MUM. YES I KNOW IM A MUM BUT IM ALSO A PERSON IN MY OWN RIGHT. I HAVE MY OWN WANTS AND NEEDS TOO! DAMN IM NOT GOING TO WIN THIS ONE AM I? NO I DIDN'T THINK SO EITHER!:(
The world - I JUST WANT 5 MINUTES TO FEEL LIKE AN INDIVIDUAL PERSON, NOT JUST A MUM. YES I KNOW IM A MUM BUT IM ALSO A PERSON IN MY OWN RIGHT. I HAVE MY OWN WANTS AND NEEDS TOO! DAMN IM NOT GOING TO WIN THIS ONE AM I? NO I DIDN'T THINK SO EITHER!:(
That is what i need to say too - word for word!
The world - I JUST WANT 5 MINUTES TO FEEL LIKE AN INDIVIDUAL PERSON, NOT JUST A MUM. YES I KNOW IM A MUM BUT IM ALSO A PERSON IN MY OWN RIGHT. I HAVE MY OWN WANTS AND NEEDS TOO! DAMN IM NOT GOING TO WIN THIS ONE AM I? NO I DIDN'T THINK SO EITHER!:(
~EmsMum~
24-07-2006, 08:54
Mummy loves you
BUT PLEASE
no more screaming and crying like yesterday
Funkychicken
24-07-2006, 10:41
It's 4am, go back to your own bed (daily early morning conversation with 5yo DD). But mummy I had a scary dream. Again-that makes, lets count, every morning for the last 2 months!!! Now please whisper as you are going to wake your baby brother up. Waaaaaa........ too late! *SIGH*:(
Ok, climb in then..............................
Smurfette
27-07-2006, 23:22
Honey, you are very cute and Mummy loves you soooooo much and I know you are going through separation anxiety at the moment, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET OFF MY LEG.
mumtok&z
28-07-2006, 01:24
DS1
I KNOW YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH THE VACUUM BUT DADDY DOESN'T LIKE IT! gO AND SCREAM AT HIM. YOU ARE ONLY 2, YOU AREN'T MEANT TO WORRY ABOUT THE CONDITION OF THE FLOORS AND BESIDES I ONLY VACUUMED THIS MORNING. DO NOT HIT ME!!IT WASN'T ME WHO PUT THE BLASTED THING AWAY IT WAS YOUR FATHER. LIKE I SAID BEFORE GO YELL AT HIM!! AND LET ME WIPE THAT BOOGER OFF YOUR FACE ITS DISGUSTING.
DS2
LET MUMMY GO TO THE TOILET PLEASE!! I DONOT NEED YOU SITTING AT THE DOOR CRYING EVERY TIME I NEED TO WEE. PLEASE JUST GIVE ME 2 MINUTES OF PEACE!! NOW YOU LET ME WIPE YOUR BOOGER OFF YOUR FACE , DON'T LICK IT UGH THATS GROSS BABY!!
DH
YOU GIVE ME $50 TO SPEND ON ZAK'S FORST BIRTHDAY PRESENTS! WHAT IS THAT GOING TO GET HIM? YOU GAVE ME $150 FOR DSS'S BIRTHDAY! WHY DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY SEEM TO THINK OUR TWO BOYS DON'T NEED SPOILING BUT YOUR RATBAG SON DOES! HE IS THE ONE WHO WRECKS ALL HIS TOYS, NOT OUR KIDS. AND DON'T QUESTION ME ABOUT THE GROCERY BILL, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WANTS TO EAT **** LIKE CHOCOLATE, CHIPS, LUNCH BARS, FLAVOURED MILKS AND SOFT DRINKS. DON'T FORGET WE HAVE TO PUT NAPPIES ON 2 KIDS WHO ARE BOTH DIFFERNT SIZES. WE ALSO GO THROUGH 20 LITRES OF MILK A WEEK AND THAT ISN'T BECAUSE OF THE KIDS ITS BECAUSE YOU HAVE 6 GLASSES OF MILK A NIGHT! GO BUY A COW IT WILL PROBABLY BE CHEAPER ANYWAY!
AND CAN YOU NOT DROWN THE BATHROOM WHEN YOU HAVE A SHOWER IN THE MORNING? I AM SICK OF GOING IN THERE TO VISIT THE LOO AND GETTING MY SOCKS WET. AND PLEASE CLEAN UP THE KITCHEN BENCH AFTER YOU MAKE BREKKIE IN THE MORNING! I AM YOUR WIFE NOT YOUR HOUSEMAID.
BROTHER WHO LIVES WITH US
JUST BECAUSE YOU PAY FOR FOOD IT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO COOK IT FOR YOU! AND YOU PAY FOR A ROOM NOT FOR ME TO BE YOUR HOUSE MAID. CLEAN THAT DAMN TOILET IT IS FILTHY, NO I AM NOT GOING TO DO IT. I DO EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS HOUSE THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS CLEAN YOUR TOILET! GEEZ! AND STOP PUTTING YOUR STUPID CAR PICTURES AS THE SCREEN SAVER ON MY COMPUTER! DID YOU HEAR ME ? MY COMPUTER! WHY THE HELL DID I OFFER YOU TO LIVE WITH US? OH THATS RIGHT YOU WERE SPONGING OFF OF MUM! AND DON'T FORGET THE MONEY YOU OWE HER, DO YOU KNOW HER CREDIT CARD IS MAXED OUT THANKS TO YOU? SHE HAS NEVER BEEN SO IN DEBT BEFORE. STOP COMING HOME FROM WORK EARLY AND DO SOME OVER TIME LIKE YOU KEEP TELLING ME YOU ARE GOING TO DO!!
TinyStar
28-07-2006, 07:39
DD: can you please stop sending all your favourite stuff in the house for a swim in the toilet! It is winter and cold, I'm sure teddy does not want his fur wet.
Can you also stop emtying out every drawer within reach, I am running out of drawers and storage trying to keep stuff away from you.
Oh and another thing can you just forget you learnt that new scream, y'know the ear peircing one that must really annoy the neighbours and make them think I'm killing you. I'm only taking stuff away from you that will hurt you, so you could be happy about it ok, no more screaming.
DH: why is it that I DON'T spend a whole $10 on a jumpsuit and a book for the kids because it's a "waste of money", but it's ok for you to sit in the pub having "drinks" after work.
Stop Racing To The Kitchen Every Minute - Its Not A Game. I Will Get A Gate (to Baby)
Stop Picking On Your Bro - And Stop Encouraging Him To Get To The Kitchen (to Boy)
Stop Telling Me How Polite You Are - You Need To Learn Modesty (to Girl)
Stop....just Stop, You Are Giving Me A Headache (to Hubby)
reAllytee
29-07-2006, 09:30
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
MY GOODNESS YOU HAVE BEEN GOING FLAT OUT FOR THREE DARNED HOURS JUST STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP !!!!!!!!
IM SICK OF PICKING UP AFTER YOU NO YOU CANT PULL THE DVDS OUT ONE MORE TIME MUMMY DOESNT EXACTLY LIKE PUTTING 100 DVDS BACK IN ORDER EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU FIND IT FUN TO PULL THEM OUT !!!!!
NO YOU CANT PLAY WITH MAMA & DADDY'S PAPERWORK NOOOOOOO DONT DRAG IT OUT & THROW IT AROUND THE HOUSE YES IM SURE DADDY WILL BE HAPPY WITH THE STATE ALL OF THIS IS IN COME TIME TO DO THE TAX !!!!!
CHILD STOP FOR 5 SECONDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAMA CAN HARDLY MOVE JUST STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
YOUR LUCKY I HAVE LOST MY VOICE OR OTHERWISE IM VERY TEMPTED RIGHT NOW TO SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AT YOU !!!!!!!!
IM SICK OF DEEP BREATHING IM SICK OF BEING NICE MAMA ... NICE MAMA NEEDS A BREAK JUST STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP TRYING TO PLAY WITH THE STAPLER HONESTLY ITS GOING TO BITE & WHEN IT DOES YOU WONT BE HAPPY I CAN ASSURE YOU !!!!
KEEP SAYING " ALL GONE " MAYBE YOU WILL DISSAPPEAR ALONG WITH ALL THE STUFF THAT APPARENTLY HAS DISSAPPEARED !!!!!!!
IM GOING TO "ALL GONE " YOU IN A MINUTE !!!!!!
DONT SMILE ... DONT SMILE I SAID YOUR NOT CUTE IVE DECIDED YOU ARE DEVIL SPAWN LULLING ME INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY THAT YOUR ALL SWEET & INNOCENT & THEN BAM !!! YOU DO SOMETHING HORRID ....
NO STICKING YOUR FINGER UP MY NOSE OR IN MY EYE ISNT FUNNY YOU HORRID CHILD .... LEAVE ME ALONE I NEED TO DIE PEACEFULLY !!!!!!!!!
WHEN YOU GET SICK IM HONESTLY HAVING NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU AT ALL !!!!!
Ok well that feels a little better although somehow i doubt it will last long :rolleyes:
the_queen
29-07-2006, 09:40
:laughing: :laughing: " I'm going to all-gone you in a minute" :laughing: :laughing:
Sorry Ally, I shouldn't laugh, I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing TOWARDS you...
reAllytee
29-07-2006, 10:00
He is going cheap you want him :rolleyes:
Blessed Mum
03-08-2006, 14:31
Ok I Now Officially Reserve The Right To Post In This Thread. Ds - Clean Your Room - Now, Not Tomorrow - Right Now.
Dd- I Know You Are Teething Badly Right Now But You Are Driving Me Insane. You Don't Cry, You Just Groan & Whinge More Hours Of The Day Then Not & Your Midnight Stint I Was So Not Impressed With, We Just Got Used To Sleeping Thru Again. Please Please I Love You Just Hurry Up & Get Those Teeth So You Can Go Back To Being My Perfect Little Angel.
Dh- Your On Charlotte Duty Tonight, Starting With Putting Her To Bed!
melfunction
03-08-2006, 14:50
DS...
Slow down will you! Mum-mum can only run so far, for so long!
Will you STOP trashing your room! I just put all those books back on your shelves for the 15th time today!
Leave your shoes in the wardrobe!
No, don't climb the wardrobe shelves! You know what happened last time!
The video is NOT a letter box! Leave the rubbish bin alone! Will you get off the couch!
*she stops for a breather*
Can you please not throw the cordless phone down the toilet!
Can you please leave the washing basket in the laundry?
Please, just once, can you stay out of the bathroom cupboards while mum-mum cleans the bath tub and no, mum-mum's tampons DO NOT go in the bath!!!!
*she decides, bugger it and falls on the couch and waits for Dh to come home*
~EmsMum~
03-08-2006, 15:13
I know your teething hunny but please don't cry everytime mama puts you down
cjb/jbvd
04-08-2006, 07:57
to ds's dad
DS has puked six times since midnight. i have been sleeping on the floor next to him all night, and all you can do is complain that the loungeroom smells and why are there towels all over the luandry floor? GO F***K YOURSELF
DS
mummy doesn't enjoy it when you pull all the books off the shelf. she also doesn't enjoy you spitting food at her. and please sweetheart, i know you're teething, but don't bite me everytime i try and put teething gel in your mouth.
and for the last time, spit that out!!!
tanni_83
04-08-2006, 09:55
Ok im at my whits end so now its my turn
JUST GO TO SLEEP DAMN IT!!! YOU ARE SO TIRED WHY DO YOU FIGHT YOUR NAP EVERY SINGLE DAY. I LOVE YOU BUT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD JUST HAVE A NAP THEN YOU SHOULD BE THE CRANKY LITTLE **** YOU ARE BEING RIGHT NOW AND WE'LL ALL BE HAPPY AGAIN
JUST GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
Hmm i dont really feel much better but i didnt yell at the child yet!! :o
This is the best thread ever!!!!!!
1 - its good for a laugh
2 - makes you realise that your not the only one with terror children lol
i havent got anything to yell about atm (kids are sleeping and DF is watching telli) but im sure there will be some in no time !! wich means the morning ! lol
pestiferous
05-08-2006, 10:34
I love it!
My rant............would be,
Reward stickers are for children NOT freshly printed reports. Mummy does not have time to spend 30 minutes trying to steam stickers from paper work that should have been sent an hour ago nor does she enjoy receiving calls from people who found "Try harder" stars on overdue account reminders!
(one day mummy will teach you the meaning of words like 'condescending *****' and 'taking business elsewhere') until then STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DESK!
Oh and
Dr seuss should have been shot
his books make me sound like a twat
because i read them all day long
I'm speaking like I've smoked a bong
You want them morning, noon and night
in the car and on the bike
i will not read another one
until your bloody room is done
i do not care if you cry
fox can dig a hole and die!
so can the bloody brothers grimm
and all those stupid songs we sing.
5 time this week, at traffic lights
I've given other drivers frights
I will not sing another word
until MY bloody songs are heard!
Those other drivers can not see
you in the car behind my seat
They do not know I'm singing to
a whining child with the flu
they think I'm crazy, gone insane
They do not know it's YOU to blame!
For gods sake not another song
or silly face it's been too long
just once I'd like to drive around
without looking like a clown!
my god, so many things to say,
first of all pestiferous, love the song, cracked us up.
ADT-FAH :hugs:
i'll have my rant later, it's going to be a doozy.
Fantastic idea for a thread, two thumbs up :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :D
jessgray
05-08-2006, 16:04
Oh and
Dr seuss should have been shot
his books make me sound like a twat
because i read them all day long
I'm speaking like I've smoked a bong
You want them morning, noon and night
in the car and on the bike
i will not read another one
until your bloody room is done
i do not care if you cry
fox can dig a hole and die!
so can the bloody brothers grimm
and all those stupid songs we sing.
5 time this week, at traffic lights
I've given other drivers frights
I will not sing another word
until MY bloody songs are heard!
Those other drivers can not see
you in the car behind my seat
They do not know I'm singing to
a whining child with the flu
they think I'm crazy, gone insane
They do not know it's YOU to blame!
For gods sake not another song
or silly face it's been too long
just once I'd like to drive around
without looking like a clown!
that is the best song ever :laughing: :thumbsup: :smiliedance:
To my gorgeous DD
GO AWAY AND LET MUMMY EAT HER MEAL WHILE IT IS HOT FOR ONCE. I KNOW YOU ARE SICK AND DON'T WANT TO EAT BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I DON'T. AND WILL YOU PLEASE STOP WORKING OUT HOW TO OPEN ALL THE SAFETY LOCKS ON THE CUPBOARDS. IM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS.
NO YOU CANNOT PLAY WITH THAT! WHY NOT? ITS A CORKSCREW! THATS WHY! NOW GIMME THAT! OH STOP THROWING TANTRUMS. THEY WILL GET YOU ABSOLUTELY NO WHERE WITH ME. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNT THAT BY NOW.
LOOK AT THIS FLOOR! IS THERE EVEN 30CM OF SPACE THAT DOESN'T HAVE FOOD ALL OVER IT? CAN'T YOU JUST SIT STILL TO EAT THOSE THINGS. THEY MAKE SUCH A MESS.
OK. Although I would probably have felt better venting this if she wasn't already in bed now.
Funkychicken
07-08-2006, 07:42
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrggggggggggggggggggg....................
Phew....that's better. Actually I spent most of yesterday yelling at my two big ones and today, after some real sleep (5 hrs in a row :smiliedance: ) I actually feel better and so can now see that I was yelling without a lot of reason so I'm here to make my amends and admit that I was wrong and leave the last of yesterday's yukkiness right here to be taken away into cyberspace........................:D
Blessed Mum
09-08-2006, 08:33
DS - you still have not cleaned your room properly and for pete's sakes find another hobby and turn that bloody sony off for a while no wonder you have a headache.
DD - I am sorry the bottle ran out before you were finished but really it did not validate the screaming 10 minute fit while rubbing your eyes and not settling no matter what.
DH - please clean up your mess around the house i.e - kitchen after breakfast I mean really do I not have enough on my plate day in, day out.
I want a holiday!!!!
thanks feeling a bit better now :fingerscrossed: my day gets better.
reAllytee
09-08-2006, 09:09
I Hate You You Stupid Fairies I Hate You You Stupid Fairies I Hate You You Stupid Fairies I Hate You You Stupid Fairies I Hate You You Stupid Fairies I Hate You You Stupid Fairies I Hate You You Stupid Fairies I Hate You You Stupid Fairies I Hate You You Stupid Fairies I Hate You You Stupid Fairies I Hate You You Stupid Fairies I Hate You You Stupid Fairies I Hate You You Stupid Fairies I Hate You You Stupid Fairies I Hate You You Stupid Fairies.
Do They Not Realise This Is 20 Odd Minutes Of Peace For A Sick Mum ?!?!?!?
Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid !!!!
I Know You Want Them To Stand Up But You Have To Take Your Hand Of The Bottom This Way They Will Stand Up Let Me Show You For Petes Sake Then We Both Will Be Happy Cause You Will Stop Screaming !!!!!
I Know You Want Raggs Dont Look At Me I Dont Control The T.v Programming Here Just Play With These Noooooooooooo Dont Try & Run With The Crayons How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You Crayons & Mamas Beige Lounge Dont Mix !!!!!!!
Fine Run To The Phone Make A Phonecall Maybe If You Make It International Your Father Will Listen To Me About Moving The Phone Off His Desk To An Area You Cant Get To !!!!!
Your Gorgeous Really You Are But Mama Is Still Sick After 3weeks So You Think By Now You Would Feel Like You Need To Give Her A Break !!!
Waking At 5am Really Doesnt Make Mama A Happy Lady ... Oh I Cant Wait For The Day You Will Be Looking After Me !!!!!!!
Well here I go
Bug, honey I love you but please just stop grizzling! I know you are teething and I know you are sick but so is mummy. Yes mummy is still sick, yes I know its been two months, but mummy would be getting better if you hadn't given her your cold. Why do you have to sleep in mummys face instead of in your cot?
Please dont stand on the lounge! No its not a good thing. One day you are going to fall off and really hurt yourself. And leave the remotes alone. I dont want to be back in the days of watching black and white tv thank you.
Thats it, you are going to have to start learning how to clean up your toys. Mum is sick of falling over them. The last thing i need is a broken ankle at the moment on top of everything else.
Ok bit better now.
Ok, here we go. Its going to be a big one.
FOR GODS SAKE DO WE HAVE TO ARGUE ABOUT FEEDING DD SOLIDS EVERY DAY???!!!! ITS DRIVING ME NUTS. I DON'T WANT TO FEED HER UNTIL SHE NEEDS IT!! YOU WHINGE THAT YOU FEEL LIKE I ONLY THINK OF YOU AS A MONEY MAKER, BUT YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ALL THE STUFF I DO AT HOME!! JUST BECAUSE YOU STARTED WORKING AT 15 DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BELITTLE ME FOR NOT WORKING VERY MUCH IN MY LIFE. YOU DON'T SEE WHAT I DO AS WORK?? THEN YOU F***ING TO IT FOR A DAY!! EASY YOU SAY? F***ING HAHAHA. FINE ONE WEEKEND ALL FOR YOU. I'LL MAKE YOU A FREAKING LIST. NO? DIDN'T THINK SO. THEN BACK OFF!!!
YOU WHINGE THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP?? YOU GET MORE THAN I DO BECAUSE AFTER I PUT OUR DAUGHTER TO BED, I STILL HAVE TO WASH UP, HANG OUT THE LAST OF THE WASHING, HAVE A SHOWER AND CLEAN UP YOUR LITTLE AFTER WORK MESS!! THEN I GET TO GO TO BED. SO DON'T GIVE ME THAT B*******. AND BTW YOU CAN SLEEP IN IF YOU REALLY WANT TO, NOBODY STARVES AND SCREAMS IF YOU DON'T GET UP!!
YOU SAY THAT I ONLY THINK ABOUT MYSELF!! I BARELY GET TO THINK ABOUT MYSELF. THE ONLY TIME I GET TO MYSELF IS WHEN I'M ON THE TOILET!!! AND EVEN THEN I GET WHINGED AT.
I WISH YOU WOULD MAKE UP YOUR MIND ABOUT IF WE'RE MOVING OR NOT. AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, CAN YOU STICK WITH ONE JOB FOR MORE THAN 8 MONTHS!! ITS DRIVING ME INSANE. I WANT SOME STABILITY THANKS!!
CAN YOU PLEASE TELL YOUR FAMILY TO LISTEN TO ME WHEN IT COMES TO OUR DAUGHTER? I FEEL LIKE I'M TALKING TO A BRICK WALL. THEY GAVE HER STEAK AND LICORICE FOR F***'S SAKE SHE'S 4 MONTHS OLD!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER HAVE DONE EVERYTHING FOR YOUR FATHER, I'M NOT GOING TO BE YOUR SLAVE, SO GET OVER IT. DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF FOR ONCE, AND CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF YOU'RE NOT A F***ING CHILD!!!
I WENT AWAY TO HAVE OUR BABY AND COME BACK TO A F***ING PIGSTY AND I HAD TO CLEAN IT UP!!!!!!!! I HAD A NEW BABY TO LOOK AFTER. GROW UP!!! I CAN'T GO ON HOLIDAYS BY MYSELF BECAUSE YOU WERE NEVER TAUGHT HOW TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF. WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH MIL, I'LL BE LEARNING FROM YOUR MISTAKES.
dd you're perfect, you're asleep, don't ever change :hugs:
ok, we have some issues here, i feel better now, poor keyboard got a pounding. :o i think i need to sit down and have a chat to DF :o
oops, need to add something.
YOU SAY THAT I MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS WHEN IT COMES TO DD, WELL THATS BECAUSE WHENEVER I ASK FOR YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING YOU'RE EITHER NOT LISTENING (I HAVE TO YELL AT YOU TO GET YOUR ATTENTION :banghead: ), OR YOU DON'T CARE.
YOU NEVER DO A THING FOR HER. YOU'VE CHANGED MAYBE 3 NAPPIES. FED HER 9 TIMES. YOU PASS HER BACK WHEN SHE STARTS CRYING. YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN HER A BATH.
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE SOME DECISIONS WHEN IT COMES TO HER, START ACTING LIKE HER FATHER. YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE THE GOOD JOBS.
oh god, there's so much more i'd like to say to that but i have to go :laughing:
HoopDeeDoo
09-08-2006, 10:47
DS1
I KNOW YOU ARE SICK BUT STOP COUGHING!!!! YOU HAVE ONLY JUST STARTED EATING AGAIN AND YOU ARE COUGHING SO MUCH THAT YOU ARE VOMMITING IT ALL BACK OUT! AAAARRRGGGGHHHH
STOP TAKING OUT ALL MY CDS!!!!!
I'VE PUT THE WIGGLES ON FOR YOU ISN'T THAT ENOUGH???!!!
DS2
JUST STOP CRYING I KNOW YOU AREN'T FEELING WELL EITHER BUT IF YOU FEED PROPERLY, BURP AND GO BACK TO SLEEP YOU WILL FEEL BETTER SOON
DH
DON'T GIVE ME THIS **** THAT YOU ARE STARTING TO GET A SORE THROAT TOO. I AM SICK, THE BOYS ARE SICK SUCK IT UP LIKE I HAVE TO
thanks queenie
BlueEyedGirl
10-08-2006, 00:44
Alrighty my turn! :yes:
THANKS TO YOUR GOOD-FOR-NOTHING FATHER, YOU AND I ARE LIVING WITH NANA & GRANDAD... AND DUE TO THIS WE ARE SHARING A ROOM, BUT THAT MEANS THAT YOU ARE ONLY 3 FEET AWAY FROM ME ALL NIGHT! JUST BECAUSE YOUR COT IS POSITIONED SO YOU CAN'T SEE ME DOESN'T MEAN I RUN AWAY FOR THE NIGHT! DUE TO LACK OF SPACE IN OUR ROOM, MAMA ONLY HAS A SINGLE BED, ITS NOT FUN TO SLEEP ON THE EDGE WHILE YOU SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BED! THATS WHAT YOUR COT IS FOR!
YES I KNOW TEETHING HURTS, AND THAT YOU WANT MAMA TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, BUT IN ORDER FOR ME TO DO THAT YOU NEED TO LET ME PUT THE BONJELA GEL ON YOUR GUMS INSTEAD OF JUST CHEWING THE TUBE, OR TO TAKE THE PANADOL INSTEAD OF TRYING TO SPIT IT AT ME! I AM NOT YOUR DUMMY!!!!!!! YOU DON'T LIKE DUMMIES, SO WHY DO YOU NEED TO HAVE MY BOOB ALL NIGHT?? I CAN'T SLEEP IN THAT POSITION ALL NIGHT.
WHEN YOUR PLAYING IN THE LOUNGE ROOM, YOU CAN STILL SEE ME IN THE KITCHEN WHILE I GET YOUR FOOD READY, GET MY FOOD/DRINK, CLEAN UP! I AM NOT RUNNING AWAY! YOU CAN STILL SEE ME!
ITS FANTASTIC THAT YOU'VE LEARNT HOW TO ROLL, BUT YOUR COT IS NOT THE PLACE FOR IT! SAME AS SITTING UP! DON'T ROLL TO THE ENTERTAINMENT UNIT AND THEN TRY TO ROLL INTO IT! THAT IS WHEN YOU HIT YOUR HEAD!
YOU HAVE A JOLLY JUMPER THAT YOU CAN USE TO JUMP IN ALL DAY LONG! WHY DOES MAMA NEED TO HOLD YOU SO YOU CAN JUMP??
THE CHANGETABLE NEEDS TO BE NEAR THE WINDOW, ITS THE ONLY SPOT FOR IT. PLEASE STOP TRYING TO ROLL OVER SO YOU CAN REACH THE BLIND BEHIND YOU! YOU ARE GETTING POOP EVERYWHERE! AND AS FOR POOP..... PLEASE STOP DOING SUCH EXPLOSIVE ONES! YOU FIRE 'EM OUT SO HARD THAT IT GOES ALL OVER YOU CLOTHES! NO MATTER WHAT BRAND OF NAPPY YOU HAVE ON, YOU STILL MANAGE TO GET IT EVERYWHERE! AND WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING??
YOU SPENT NINE MONTHS INSIDE OF ME, WHY DO YOU NEED TO SPEND ALL DAY EVERY DAY IN MY ARMS?? MAMA NEEDS THEM TO DO STUFF!!!!!!!!
:banghead:
AND AS FOR YOU, YOU STUPID EX- DUE TO YOUR 2004-05 TAX RETURN, YOU ONLY NEED TO PAY $20 A MONTH! THE COT COSTS MORE THAN WHAT I WOULD GET FROM YOU IN A YEAR! WHY DO YOU NEED TO BE SO DIFFICULT? WHAT HAPPENED TO LOOKING AFTER DD NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US?? ITS YOUR FAULT THAT WE ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER- LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES AND RESPONSIBILTY! I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO BROUGHT DD INTO THE WORLD!:banghead:
Thanks for that Queenie! I think that was everything!
:hugs: 's to you Isabelle's mum
:laughing: This is soo good.
Don't have anything at the moment DD :sleeping:
:hugs: to you Isabelles mum had no idea from other thread things were so tough chin up, isabelles just gorgeous.
~EmsMum~
10-08-2006, 20:03
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
another rant about DD
please please please STOP FIGHTING YOUR SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS STARTING TO DRIVE MUMMY MAD
cjb/jbvd
11-08-2006, 12:26
to DS's dad
i don't give a flying rats *** that it's your goddamm bloody birthday. that does not mean you get treated like god for a day. and no, i am not impressed with you because you decided you wanted fresh seafood for dinner at 630 at night. you do realise that DS is overdue for his nap, and hasn't had his dinner yet and you want me to drive you to the damn shops because you're too drunk and if i don't do it you're going to damn well sulk at me for the next damn week.
look he's fallen asleep in the car on the way home, now how am i supposed to bath him or feed him a decent meal or get him out of the damn clothes he's wearing. you reckon he's going to want to be kept up for a couple of hours when he wakes up just so you can have your damn birthday cake with candles on it.
see, it's nine thirty and all he wants is his bottle and a clean nappy and he's too tired for even that much. so no i don't care if you didn't get your damn cake you stupid selfish irresposnsible inconsiderate *******.
and this morning. why do i get to clean up the kitchen again because you used every pot and pan in the house to make food that tastes like **** and left all the damn prawn shelles in the sink and the splashback and stove covered in some sort of white gunk??
you suck. as a person as a father as a housemate. you just suck. and i can't wait till we move into separate houses you alcoholic money draining leech.
to my DS
you're beautiful even when you pull the sulky pouty face
i love you
please just do one thing for me
don't ever turn out like your father.
BlueEyedGirl
11-08-2006, 12:51
:hugs: :hugs: for you cjb/jbvd.
Hope things get better soon:hugs:
~Emmylou~
11-08-2006, 12:59
oh my turn!
Emily WHY can't I eat my meal in peace?? You've eaten already, you don't need to try to sit on my lap while I'm balancing a plate and help yourself to my meal AS WELL!
Why do you keep throwing my toothbrush in the toilet?? I've bought three in the last month :banghead:
Why must you pull all your clothes and shoes out of the cupboard and then just walk off?? What is the POINT of that??? Same goes for pulling every last wipe out of the packet if you happen to get your hands on it!
Why do you have to jump on the couch and why oh why can you hear the fridge door open from the backyard and be standing right in front of me pulling everything out before I even decide what I want out of there?!?!
Why are you hungry ALL THE TIME???
Ok that's all for now. Feels better :o
~Emmylou~
11-08-2006, 13:03
Oh and STOP SHARING YOUR FOOD WITH THE CAT! IT'S NOT SANITARY!!!! :banghead:
supamumma
11-08-2006, 13:03
Wow just discovered this thread..hilarious, a life saver!
To DD
FOR GOODNESS SAKES, JUST GO TO SLEEP ALREADY. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME FOR OVER AN HOUR WHEN WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE EXHAUSTED? NO,NO, NO, NOT ANOTHER BOOK. WE'VE ALREADY READ TWENTY AND THAT'S ENOUGH.STOP SCREAMING, THE NEIGHBOURS WILL THINK YOU'RE DYING. AND A WORD ON THOSE TANTRUMS! DO YOU HAVE TO THROW THE BIGGEST ONES WHEN WE HAVE PLAYDATES WITH ALL OUR FRIENDS WHO HAVE PLACID CHILDREN??
WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT HI-FIVE FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME THIS WEEK. WELL IF IT BUYS ME TIME TO HAVE A CUP OF TEA, WELL....oh , and i love you , you're the best baby!:hugs:
I'm sure this thread will be on my favourites list!
:hugs: :hugs: for you cjb/jbvd.
Hope things get better soon:hugs:
ditto :hugs:
I've just gotta try this.....
I AM SO BLOODY TIRED AND IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME WHAT I'M DOING ON THE COMPUTER I'LL THROW THE BLOODY THING AT YOU. DO I ASK YOU WHAT YOU DO ON THE COMPUTER ALL THE TIME?
THEY'RE OUR KIDS, NOT JUST MY KIDS SO IT WOULD BE BLOODY BRILLIANT IF YOU GOT HOME EARLY AND HELPED OUT WITH THEM. ESPECIALLY SEEING HOW THE END OF THE DAY IS SO DARN ****TY AND HARD AND ****TY TRYING TO DO IT ON YOUR OWN WITH ONE CRYING BABY ON THE CHANGE TABLE WHO I LOVE BUT PLEASE STOP CRYING SO I CAN HEAR MYSELF THINK AND BEN YES YOU CAN PUT YOUR MUSIC ON OR DO ANYTHING ELSE YOU LIKE AS LONG AS YOU DON'T KILL OR SERIOUSLY MAIM YOURSELF JUST TO KEEP YOU QUIET AND AMUSED WHILE I LOOK AFTER YOUR SISTER.
Yes, definately feeling a little better.
Think I need to go to bed now.
Mum&bubs
14-08-2006, 19:02
Another one from me to DD :o
WHY CANT YOU JUST SIT IN YOUR HIGH CHAIR & EAT ALL YOUR FOOD!! YOU ARE NOT HAVING COKE SO GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME EAT MY DINNER IN PEACE WILL YOU! STOP TRYING TO STAND UP IN YOUR HIGH CHAIR, ITS NOT GOING TO WORK. YOU ARE GOING TO SIT THERE & EAT YOUR DINNER THAT I SPENT AGES COOKING FOR YOU. YOU HAVENT EATEN ANYTHING, YOU JUST WANT THE COKE YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE BLOODY COKE!!!
To DP:
I SPENT AGES MAKING YOU DINNER TOO & WHAT DO YOU DO?? TELL ME TO PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE, YOU WILL EAT IT LATER YOU WANT TO SLEEP :banghead: :banghead: FOR FRIGS SAKE YOU TWO CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DINNERS FROM NOW ON!
Feel better already.
To Bug
I KNOW YOU WANT TO PLAY HONEY BUT PLEASE JUST GO AWAY. MUMMY IS JUST TOO SICK TO MOVE. NO DONT MAKE ME GET UP, NO NO NO NO (running to throw up again!)HONEY I KNOW YOU WERE THROWING UP ON FRIDAY AND ITS SCARY THAT MUMMY IS THROWING UP BUT PLEASE JUST STOP SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY ABOUT IT. I JUST WANT TO HUG THE TOILET IN PEACE!!!:crying:
OUCH! WHAT DID YOU THROW TIGGER FOR. MUMMYS GOT A MASSIVE BRUISE ON HER FOREHEAD NOW! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!! PLEASE JUST FOR ONE DAY LET ME TRY AND RECOVER. I KNOW IVE BEEN SICK FOR 2 MONTHS HONEY, IM TRYING TO GET BETTER SO I CAN PLAY WITH YOU LOTS AND LOTS. NO DONT HIT MUMMY. IT HURTS! I SAID DONT! :crying:
Im trying not to yell but how much longer can this go on?! i cant cope with being sick anymore! Im sorry honey, I really do love you so much. You know that dont you?
To Bug
I KNOW YOU WANT TO PLAY HONEY BUT PLEASE JUST GO AWAY. MUMMY IS JUST TOO SICK TO MOVE. NO DONT MAKE ME GET UP, NO NO NO NO (running to throw up again!)HONEY I KNOW YOU WERE THROWING UP ON FRIDAY AND ITS SCARY THAT MUMMY IS THROWING UP BUT PLEASE JUST STOP SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY ABOUT IT. I JUST WANT TO HUG THE TOILET IN PEACE!!!:crying:
OUCH! WHAT DID YOU THROW TIGGER FOR. MUMMYS GOT A MASSIVE BRUISE ON HER FOREHEAD NOW! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!! PLEASE JUST FOR ONE DAY LET ME TRY AND RECOVER. I KNOW IVE BEEN SICK FOR 2 MONTHS HONEY, IM TRYING TO GET BETTER SO I CAN PLAY WITH YOU LOTS AND LOTS. NO DONT HIT MUMMY. IT HURTS! I SAID DONT! :crying:
Im trying not to yell but how much longer can this go on?! i cant cope with being sick anymore! Im sorry honey, I really do love you so much. You know that dont you?
:(
I'm so sorry we live so far away De.
I feel so helpless! :gloomy:
:(
I'm so sorry we live so far away De.
I feel so helpless! :gloomy:
It's Ok hun. It was just one of those days!
MumofMadd
15-08-2006, 10:07
DS i don't know haw many times i have asked you to pick up your toys but do it now, you are driving me insane. No if you run the tonka truck into the wall again i will throw it in the trash. You have already broken 1 window please dont break the others. Look if you lie on the ground and scream of course i am going to leave the room and no io don't want you to follow me. :banghead: just stay away from me for 5 mins so i can do this post and no dont push the buttons :mad:
p4purple
15-08-2006, 11:59
I just disovered this thread and at a time when I really need a vent! Here goes at DH:
ARE YOU AN EMOTIONAL INVALID? I AM ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU IF YOU A DOWN OR IN PAIN OR TIRED OR JUST NEED SOME SUPPORT. I KNOW I WORK FROM HOME BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I AM YOUR MAID. I BRING IN AT LEAST $500 A WEEK AND DONT HAVE THE PETROL / TRAVEL EXPENSES THAT YOU DO. I COOK YOUR DINNER EVERY NIGHT, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD WASH UP MORE THAN ONCE A FORTNIGHT? OH YOU DESERVE A ****ING MEDAL FOR DOING 2 LOADS OF WASHING ON THE WEEKEND. I WASH YOUR WORK UNIFORM EVERY WEEK! WHEN YOUR MOTHER WAS HERE LAST WEEK I COOKED EVERY SINGLE MEAL AND WAITED ON HER HAND AND FOOT....WHERE IS THE APPRECIATION OR THANKS....YOUR SISTER CAME TO STAY....WHEN DID SHE LIFT A FINGER TO HELP OUT??? SO AM I A MAID FOR THE THREE OF YOU?
I WENT TO A FUNERAL TODAY....THAT IS WHY I FEEL DOWN AND CRIED UNTIL I FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH THIS ARVO!!! NOT TO MENTION MY PREGNANCY HORMONES ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE! SO I GET UP WHEN YOU TELL ME TO AND HAVE A REST IN OUR ROOM ONLY TO WAKE UP TO A DARK HOUSE AT 7PM AND YOU ARE ASLEEP ON THE COUCH YOU ****ING MORON. HOW ABOUT REACHING OUT TO ME AND DOING SOMETHING NICE AND COMPORTING LIKE MAKING ME DINNER OR A CUP OF TEA?
WHEN YOU HAVE A HEADACHE I GET YOU COLDWASHERS AND MASSAGE YOUR PRESURE POINTS. WHY DO I HAVE TO ASK YOU THREE NIGHTS IN A ROW AND THEN SIT IN FRONT OF YOU AN BEG TO GET A MASSAGE? I HAVE SIATICA BECAUSE I AM CARRYING YOUR CHILD YOU ****WIT!
IS IT THAT YOUR FATHER WALKED OUT WHEN YOU WERE 6 THAT YOU WERE NEVER SHOWN HOW TO BE A REAL MAN!!!!! - (yeeeesssshhhh really harsh but I have thought it)
pookiesossige
20-08-2006, 20:13
Phew!! I hope that you're feel'n better now p4purple! Better still, I hope that you are recieving a bit of TLC when that's what you deserve and need from time to time. Good vent!
bekkyboo
21-08-2006, 09:51
After being directed here from my pnd thread - here goes
STOP SCREAMING AT ME CHILD, I KNOW YOUR BELLY HURTS, AND I KNOW THAT MUMMY USED TO FIX IT, BUT SHE CANT ANYMORE. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT SHE IS DOING THE BEST SHE CAN, EVEN IF IT ISNT HELPING AT ALL. WHEN I LEAVE YOU ALONE IN YOUR COT, IT MEANS SLEEP - NOT SCREAM THE HOUSE DOWN SO MUMMYS EARS ARE RINGING. MUMMY CANT HANDLE IT ANYMORE - ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? SHE HAS RESULTED TO HER LOWEST FORM AND HAD A COUPLE OF PUFFS ON A SMOKE. WHEN MUMMY IS CRYING AS MUCH AS YOU ARE IT MEANS SHE HAS REACHED HER LIMITS, AND THIS MEANS STOP BEFORE MUMMY FLIPS OFF THE DEEP END. DADDY IS NOT HERE, AND WONT BE FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF HOURS, AND EVEN IF HE WAS - WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT MUMMY? WHY DO YOU LOVE YOUR FATHER MORE THAN ME? WHY IN GODS NAME DO YOU SHUT UP FOR HIM AND NOT ME? IM THE ONE LOOKING AFTER YOU 24/7...
Ok - vent at Garrett over... onto DH (although he has been my knight in shining armour the last little while - i still need to get this out)
WHY IS THAT I CAN USE THE SMALL ICECREAM CONTAINER FOR THE WIPES WITHOUT A HASSLE AND YOU CANT? WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CHANGE WHAT WORKS FOR ME, JUST BECAUSE YOUR TOO USELESS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO WORK IT - FOR THE 1-2 CHANGES YOU DO A DAY? WHY CANT YOU REALISE THAT WHEN YOU GET HOME FROM WORK THAT GARRETT AND I HAVE BEEN COUNTING DOWN THE SECONDS SO THAT YOU CAN TAKE OVER FROM MY PERSONAL HELL? I DONT REALLY CARE IF YOU HAVE BEEN HARD AT WORK ALL DAY (ok i do) I HAVE BEEN A PERSONAL SLAVE TO A CHILD THAT HAS COLIC, REFLUX AND WHO HAS LEARNT THAT HE HAS STRENGTH IN HIS ENORMOUS BODY AND HAS DECIDED TO USE IT BY LEARCHING EVERYWHERE AND IN THE PROCESS TRYING TO BREAK MY BACK.
WHY IS IT THAT WHEN WE HAVE SOME SMALL AMOUNT OF EXTRA MONEY IT HAS TO SPENT ON YOU? I HAVENT HAD ANYTHING NEW IN MONTHS. HELL YOU DIDNT EVEN GET ME A BIRTHDAY PRESENT - AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GOT AROUND TO IT, IT WAS A KEYRING YOU GOT OFF THE NET - I THINK YOU EVEN BOUGHT IT FOR YOURSELF. AND HAD FOUND SOMETHING BETTER SO GAVE THE OTHER TO ME. YOUR CARS MEAN **** ALL TO ME (ok, once again they do), I THINK THAT ONCE IN A WHILE I SHOULD BE THE FOCUS OF THE SPARE MONEY - IM SICK AND TIRED OF WEARING HAND DOWNS FROM MY SISTER, OR MY MATERINTY CLOTHES.
wHY CANT YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT IM **** SCARED OF MICE? AND JUST DEAL WITH IT? GET RID OF THE LITTLE VERMON WHAT EVER WAY IS NEEDED SO I DONT HAVE TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK EVERYTIME I STEP INTO A ROOM AND IT RUNS OUT. OH AND BY THE WAY - I GIVE NO **** FOR THE FREAKING BABY MICE EITHER, I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM - I DONT WANT TO TOUCH THEM, I JUST WANT THEM GONE.
WHEN I ASK YOU TO LOOK AFTER GARRETT FOR THE DAY SO THAT I CAN GET THE CLEANING I NEED TO GET DONE, I MEAN LOOK AFTER GARRETT - NOT LEAVE HIM UNDER HIS PLAY GYM AND ONLY PICK HIM UP WHEN HIS CRYING HAS MOVED FROM CRYING TO CHOCKING BACK HYSTARICS. I DONT WANT TO AHVE TO STOP WHAT I AM DOING TO COME LOOK AFTER HIM BECAUSE YOU ARE CAUGHT UP IN SOME BLOODY IMPORT CAR SITE - YET AGAIN. OH, AND WHEN I SAY LOOK AFTER HIM FOR THE DAY, I MEAN THE WHOLE DAY - NOT WAIT UNTIL HE IS DUE FOR A FEED AND THE **** OFF TO A MATES PLACE, I DONT CARE IF THEY NEEDED A HAND WITH SOMETHING - I WOULD THINK THAT YOUR WIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT WHEN SHE SAYS SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP.
LEARN TO SAY NO! WHEN YOUR MATES RING YOU AND ASK FOR A HAND - SAY NO. SAY SORRY, I HAVE BEEN AT WORK ALL DAY, AND NOW I AM GOING TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH MY FAMILY. DONT LET YOUR MATES RING YOU AT WHAT EVER HOUR, BECUASE IF THEY RING AGAIN AT 2.30AM AND WAKE GARRETT AGAIN, I AM PERSONALLY GOING TO GO AND THROW A BRICK THROUGH THEIR WINDOW, AND THEY CAN THEN COME AND SETTLE A COLICY BABY THAT HAS JUST BEEN WOKEN...
hmmm i think that is it for now... Poor Jase. he is my wonderful husband, and he is a great dad to garrett - i think that at the moment i am just over tired and emotional. these little vents at him have been discussed and sorted - but it was nice to have them completely vented - i couldnt exactly speak to jase quite like that.
feeling much better now - thankyou :)
bekkyboo
21-08-2006, 10:00
ok - quick yell at me now (cause you look like bit of a nutter if you yell at yourself aloud)
GET OFF YOUR FAT **** AND GO FOR A WALK. tAKE THE POOR PUPDOG WHO HAS BEEN LIKE A MIDDLE CHILD SINCE GARRETT WAS BORN. STOP WHINGING ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT IF YOU ARENT GOING TO GET UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
STOP BEING SO HARD ON YOURSELF. GARRETT AND JASON BOTH LOVE YOU AND YOU WILL GET THROUGH THIS IN ONE PIECE. IT IS QUITE NORMAL TO BE NUTTY AND YOU KNOW THAT. YOU ALSO KNOW THAT THIS STAGE IS HARD, SO GET ON WITH IT.
GARRETT WILL CRY - YOU WILL CRY AND JASE WILL COME SAVE THE DAY... GET OVER IT.
Once again - thank you :)
~EmsMum~
21-08-2006, 10:13
Emma Please I Know You Can't Help It But Please Please Please Stop Poking Mummy In The Eye With Your Hands
bekkyboo
21-08-2006, 10:23
Garrett i can hear you stirring, but please dont wake up, mummy isnt quite in the head space to deal with you again yet. I do love you very much, but please sleep a bit longer.
~EmsMum~
21-08-2006, 11:34
emma i know your TIRED mummy tries her hardest to get you to sleep but STOP fighting your sleep and screaming the house down
~EmsMum~
22-08-2006, 14:19
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop crying
Bug - For Once In Your Life Just Go To Sleep Without Me Having To Lay Down With You. I Have To Get The Cleaning Done Seeing As You Trashed The House Again. No Just Leave Me Alone For 5 Minutes. Please! Stop Getting In Between My Legs. If I Fall Over Im Only Going To Yell At You! Go Back To Bed! Now!!! Before I Start Yelling At You!
Chickadee
24-08-2006, 00:18
My darling daughter,
I can understand when your little legs get tired and you need to be picked up and carried.
I can understand when you hear a car and you want up, because mummy has stupidly made you scared of cars in a bad attempt to teach you road safety.
I can understand when we're at the mall and you are overwhelmed by noise and people, and want to be carried.
But WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU CLING AND CRY AND YELL AT ME TO BE PICKED UP FIRST THING IN THE MORNING??!!! I ONLY WANT YOU TO WALK 3m FROM THE BEDROOM TO THE KITCHEN!! Please darling, why won't you walk? When are you going to get over being a leech clamped to my hip? You're getting too heavy, what the h*ll do I need to do to convince you? :banghead:
SimplyMum
25-08-2006, 06:35
To my very precious Bailey...
Why wont you eat food? It's not like I've poisened it! It's just porridge! Don't you know if you don't eat your food, you will go hungry and get sick! You can't live off milk for the rest of your life! STOP SCREAMING AND EAT THE DAMN FOOD! It's not like I LOVE cooking. I cook so you can have wolesome, fresh vegies, not so you can just scream at me and pick everything out of the bowl and put it on the floor! JUST EAT DAMN IT, JUST EAT!
Cheekychops
25-08-2006, 06:39
Oh bummer!!! Found this thread a little too late!!! :o But will probably need it again before the days is through :(
What a good idea!!!
cjb/jbvd
01-09-2006, 11:49
to my beloved little bugger of a DS
*ahem*
STOP EATING THE NAPPY CREAM
STOP EATING THE NAPPY CREAM
STOP EATING THE NAPPY CREAM
STOP EATING THE NAPPY CREAM
STOP EATING THE NAPPY CREAM
GODDAMMIT STOP EATING THE DAMN NAPPY CREAM!!!!!!!
AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
DON'T BITE ME AND LAUGH BECAUSE MUMMY MAKES FUNNY FACES AND WEIRD NOISES! IT HURTS.... JUST YOU WAIT TILL I BITE YOU BACK!!
AND FOR THE LAST TIME STOP PULLING/SWINGING ON/EATING MY HAIR
FOR GOD'S SAKE, CAN'T YOU LET ME EAT IN PEACE FOR ONCE!!!! :banghead:
MordecaiAliVanAllenO'Shea
03-09-2006, 11:59
My darling DS, stop fighting mummy and just DRINK!!! Don't you know that if you don't drink my milk my body wont keep making enough and I wont be able to feed you anymore? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE just drink for mummy!:crying:
the_queen
03-09-2006, 12:08
:hugs: :hugs: :hugs: :hugs: Jaidev's mum.
Can we PUH-LEASE not watch The Polar Express AGAIN for the 138923502452th time?!
It.is.driving.me.up.the.freaking.wall.
And Jayden, can't you just speak like a normal person instead of yelling your head off while DaddyMatt and Bailey are sleeping?!
ditto
:hugs: :hugs: JaidevsMum
MordecaiAliVanAllenO'Shea
06-09-2006, 09:08
Thanks for :hugs: guys - He's back on the good stuff now!!:D Don't know why he was being so fussy for those few days.
Mel
Mum&bubs
07-09-2006, 18:21
Arraggh Summer you are driving me nuts tonight!! Quit with the whining! You cant sit on my lap 24/7 and this is MY computer, you have your things i have mine. Stop climbing on everything. I put you down for your own safety not just to be mean!! STOP WHINING AT ME :banghead:
OMG this thread is the mecca of all threads for mums! :smiliedance: Congrats. Amazing concept.
See you all soon for my turn, I'm sure, although i'm sure i can't think up anything that hasn't been said already, but that's the point isn't it? :yes:
Bloody awesome :hugs: :laughing:
This is Hillarious. Okay my turn
DP:
TURN THE DARN TV DOWN. I DON'T THINK PEOPLE ON MARS NEED TO HEAR IT. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR OVER JESSICA'S CRYING. WELL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND DON'T JUST IGNORE HER
DD:
WHAT'S WRONG I HAVE FED YOU, PLAYED WITH YOU AND YOU ARE STILL THROWING A TANTRUM. I KNOW I TOLD YOU NOT TO CLIMB ON THE TABLE AND TABLE SURF BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS TO BE HEARD
STOP SCREAMING BA BA BA BA YOU CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER BALLOON. YOU WILL FLOAT AWAY IF I GIVE YOU ANOTHER BALLOON. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: HOW DID YOU GET ANOTHER ONE OH I SEE THAT NICE LADY OVER THERE SAW YOU THROWING TANTRUM AND GAVE YOU ONE. DO YOU REALLY NEED 10 BALLOONS
javalava
14-09-2006, 00:43
All i can say is thank heavens for small treasures.... this thread is one of those...
I found it just at the right time... as i type at b***y 1.30 in the morning cos i cant sleep cos DP is annoying me and im uncomfortable and my saggying boobs are in the way yet again, i cant sleep on the lounge, im angry at myself cos i cant even have a sleep during the day tomorrow cos i have 101 things to do and i DONT want to do them!!
My baby is the only one i dont want to yell at!!
DS WHY OH WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE NIGHT HAVE TO BE A 2 HOUR FIGHTING MATCH TO GET YOU TO SLEEP? WHY ISNT 4 BOOKS ENOUGH? IT USE TO BE ONE BUT NOW 4 IS THE GOING RATE AND IVE HAD IT!!!! IM TIRED OF PLAYING THE MIND GAMES, I WANT MY TIME!! I DONT GET MUCH SO EASE UP ALREADY!!
AND DP.... DEAR OLD DP..... SO MUCH TO SAY, SORRY I MEAN YELL AT YOU!! CAN YOU JUST FLIPPING HELP ME WITH OUT ME HAVING TO NAG YOU FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE HAND, CAN YOU NOT YELL AT DS OVER NOTHING, CAN YOU ACTUALLY TRY TO PRETNEND LIKE THERE IS BETTER THINGS TO DO THEN WATCH STUPID FRIGGIN STARGATE SEASON 1 TO A TRILLION??
AND FINALLY TO MY MESSED UP MIND..... CAN WE NOT BE IN A BATTLE OF WITS WITH EACH OTHER, CAN YOU PRETEND LIKE YOU LIKE ME, CAN WE NOT FOLLOW IN MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHERS FOOTSTEPS AND ACTUALLY GET SOME SLEEP AT NIGHT AND NOT BE DEPRESSED FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS??? I NEED A BREAK FROM THIS SELF HATRED YOU PUT ME THROUGH, I NEED TO AT LEAST THINK IM A GOOD PERSON WITHOUT ALL THESE PROBLEMS... MAYBE THEN I COULD COPE WITH ALL THE **** THAT THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE PUT ME THROUGH!!!
AHHH AHHH AHHHH.... ahhhhhh........... sssshhhhhhhhh breathe. phew.
Far out, that feels amazing!!!! What a release... now to try and get some sleep... dunno if this will work but i will wish myself luck as i dont think many of you are actually awake right now!! lucky you are... just lucky. :o
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH
That is all...thank you.
To all those inconsiderate idiots who took their sick kids to the shopping centre I went to yesterday.....
IF YOUR CHILD IS SICK ENOUGH TO KEEP HOME FROM SCHOOL THEN KEEP THEM AT HOME AWAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE.:banghead: THANKS TO YOU MY DD IS SICK AGAIN ONLY 2 WEEKS AFTER RECOVERING FROM A NASTY FLU VIRUS AND AN EVEN WORSE CASE OF BRONCHITIS THAT CLAIMED 3 MONTHS OF OUR LIVES THIS WINTER.:banghead:
Hmm not sure I feel much better, probably as I'm now coming down with it too!
Duchessa
15-09-2006, 11:48
JESUS WEPT! B1 is sick and if I have to listen to your fkuking work drivel at 10.30pm after looking after her all day while you are at work/dinner function and NOT EVEN BLOODY GIVE ME A HERE-MUMMY-YOU-MUST-BE-TIRED-AND-SICK-OF-HUGGING/CARING FOR-EVERYONE-ELSE HUG *gasp*, I'm going to yell at a thread on a parenting forum I frequent... :o Sheesh, that started out so well. And now my ENTER key WON"T BLINKING WORK... AAaaaaahhhh!!
Duchessa
15-09-2006, 11:50
Thanks for that Queenie - I hope I was allowed to yell at things other than kids... ggrrrrrr...enter key WORK damn you....
mumofprincess20
15-09-2006, 20:23
Don't you hate teething ............. *rips hair out* aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
cjb/jbvd
20-09-2006, 11:55
to DS
I love you but PLEASE STOP YELLING BECAUSE I WONT PICK YOU UP!!! I NEED TO GET DRESSED FOR WORK!!! I NEED TO MAKE YOU BREAKFAST!! I CAN"T DO ANYTHING IF YOU WANT TO DO YOUR IMPRESSION OF CLINGWRAP!!!!
AAAAAAARRRGGHHHH I PICK YOU UP AND YOU WIPE YOUR TEARY EYED RUNNY NOSE FACE ALL OVER MY FRESHLY WASHED AND IRONED SHIRT!!! MUMMY IS NOT A HANKIE!!!!!!!!!
thankyou, that is all.
jess_live_die
20-09-2006, 16:05
i think that is the best idea ive eva seen thats great. my daughter is 3 and is very naughty at times i think its a great idea for mother to do.
jaydensmum
23-09-2006, 11:06
This is the funniest thread ive ever seen on here!!! :yes: All of the things you ladies are yelling about i can totally relate too!! :yes: :D
Buddha Bubbas
25-09-2006, 10:03
PLEASE STOP CRYING
NO I MEAN IT STOP CRYING :(
STTTTOOOOPPPPPPPP CRYING :mad:
OMG STOP THE FRIGGIN CRYING :eek:
OK YOU WIN :banghead:
mytwolilprinces
25-09-2006, 10:36
Oooh, I just found this thread ...... here goes:
STOP HITTING BUBBY WITH THAT, WHEN HE CRIES IT MEANS HE DOESN'T LIKE IT, SO STOP, OR I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE HIT IN THE HEAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH A BALLOON!
AND NO, WE ARE NOT WATCHING THE FRIGGIN WIGGLES AGAIN, I AM SO SICK OF WAKING UP JEFF AND PLAYING THE GUITAR WITH MURRAY!
OH, NOW YOU WANT A CUDDLE - JUST BECAUSE I'VE PICKED UP BUBBY, NOW YOU WANT TO BE PICKED UP. HOW MANY ARMS DO YOU THINK I HAVE? PULLING AT MY LEGS IS NOT HELPING ....
and to the little one:
YES, I LOVE CUDDLING YOU AT NIGHT AND DON'T MIND SHARING THE BED WITH YOU, BUT BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR FATHER YOU DON'T LEAVE ME MUCH FRIGGIN ROOM. AND PLEASE TRY NOT TO DO SO MANY WEE'S - I AM SICK OF WAKING UP TO A WET BED BECAUSE YOU HAVE DONE SO MANY DURING THE NIGHT THAT YOU'VE LEAKED EVERYWHERE!
phew, that feels better :)
FOURtunate
26-09-2006, 20:12
AND JUST HOW MANY DVD'S DO YOU PLAN ON SCRATCHING TODAY?
AND WHY DO I KEEP GIVING YOU FOOD THAT YOU THROW IN THE BIN (ALONG WITH THE COUNTLESS PLATES AND BOWLS THAT HAVE BEEN THROWN OUT TOO)
AND COULD I JUST HAVE ONE MINUTE WITHOUT YOU PULLING ALL OF THE WIPES OUT OF THE PACKET.
AND FOR F**K'S SAKE COULD YOU PLEASE STOP ASKING FOR CHOCOLATE? IF WE HAD ANY I'D BE EATING IT.
AND DO YOU THINK MAYBE TOMORROW WE COULD HAVE JUST AN HOUR WHERE YOU DON'T THROW YOURSELF ON THE GROUND IN PUBLIC?
AND WILL YOU ACTUALLY TALK ON THE PHONE TO THE PEOPLE YOU ASK TO RING? IT'S MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO.
AND FINALLY, GET DOWN OFF THE BENCH. I KNOW YOU HAVE FOUND A STOOL THAT GETS YOU UP THERE NICE AND CLOSE TO THE KNIFE BLOCK, BUT UMMMM.... KINDA UNSAFE.
Well that feels better.
Blessed Mum
28-09-2006, 12:53
To my precious DD please please stop being so hard to get along with today.Your whining is driving my already aching head mad. I know you are teething but mummy is sick too with the flu & an ear ache. I know you slept all night but I didn't. Stop spitting your food everywhere just eat it already, please stop fighting your sleep I was really hoping to lay down with you today oh what a day come on 4o'clock - daddy will be home
pookiesossige
02-10-2006, 05:49
Please. leave. my. plants. ALONE!!!! STOP RIPPING OUT EACH AND EVERY LIVING BULB, FERN, OR SHRUB THAT I OWN AND CARE FOR!!! LEAVE IT ALONE!! IT'S NOT FOR RONAN!!!! STOP BRINGING SAND FROM THE SAND PIT INSIDE AND DUMPING IT ON THE COUCH!! LEAVE LAWN CLIPPINGS ON THE LAWN!!!! LEAVE STICKS OUTSIDE!!! AND STOP DIGGING THE DIRT OUT OF THE POTS!!!
LEAVE MY PLANTS ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Dominic please please please stop those fake tears they are getting old and just anoying now... no matter how many people you ring or cry to it still wont change the fact that your book is still lost !
must you really pull out ALL the puzzles at once and mix thousands of pieces together then complain you cant make them "work" cause you cant find the right pieces.
no matter how many times you tell me that you dont love me anymore i still refuse to feed you tim tams for breakfast !!!
cant you just TRY to play quietly ? i dont see how you cant play a game of cars or trains without having to scream and squeal constantly !
*phewwwww* thats better !
~EmsMum~
02-10-2006, 07:25
STOP BEING GRIZZLY SO EARLY IN THE MORNING
SLEEP IN IF YOU WANT :banghead: :laughing:
pookiesossige
02-10-2006, 08:09
omg here we go again.. LEAVE YOUR NAPPY ON!!! IT'S FINE IF YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THE POTTY YET, I DON'T MIND- BUT THEN USE YOUR NAPPY!! DON'T PULL IT OFF ON YOUR MINI-TRAMPOLINE AND JUMP ON THE POO!! AGAIN!! IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER: POTTY OR NAPPY!!!! :banghead:
Phewf, now I fee better... It really must be potty time...
Shanaynay
02-10-2006, 15:51
For #$*@'s Sake My Boobs Need A Break!!! Don't Use Them As A Dummy!!! Your Thumb Is Good Enough When You're With Daddy, Why Can't You Suck Your Thumb With Mummy!!! They Are Killing Me, All Because You Wan't To Be Nice And Comfy.... Well when Is It My Turn To Be Comfortable?!?!?!
emilysmumma
02-10-2006, 19:49
I need sleep...........I need sleep...........I need sleep..........I need .............:sleeping:
* head falls forward, face lands on computer keyboard, snoring softly, drool trickles from corner of mouth*
HONEY I DO NOT SEE ANYWHERE IN THE "DUMMIES GUIDE TO BEING A MUMMY" WHERE IT SAYS I HAVE TO LISTEN TO HI5 ALL DAY. GET OVER IT! I AM TURNING IT OFF.
Now come give me a cuddle:hugs:
Bubby, if you have to flick your head around quickly can you please NOT take my NIPPLE WITH YOU???
I would really APPRECIATE IT!!
Owww!!
alicesmum
30-10-2006, 18:43
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE TEETHING & TIRED BUT I CANT DO ANYTHING TO HELP YOU. I'VE PUT BONJELLA ON, TRIED TO CUDDLE, YOU DONT WANT IT, PUT YOU DOWN, YOU DONT WANT THAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I'VE JUST HELD Y0U FOR THE PAST 3 HOURS THAT YOU'VE SLEPT CAN I PLEASE HAVE 20MINUTES TO MYSELF, MY BLADDER IS BURSTING
Oh & to dh
YOU THINK MOTHERHOOD IS SOO EASY. hOW ABOUT I GO TO WORK & YOU CAN STAY HOME, BE AT THE BECK & CALL OF MJ 24/7, BF, BATH, FEED, CUDDLE, DO WASHING IRONING, CLEAN THE HOUSE, KITCHEN BATHROOM, TOILET, MAKE THE BED, HANG OUT THE WASHING FOLD IT UP ETC.
RB
Are you sure you didn't telepathically hijack my thoughts!?! :D
Bubby, if you have to flick your head around quickly can you please NOT take my NIPPLE WITH YOU???
I would really APPRECIATE IT!!
Owww!!
oooooh ouch. you poor bugger!!
SimplyMum
10-11-2006, 11:13
Ok, I really need this.
BAILEY- Will you stop crying! What do you want? Do you want to play, eat, sleep- what do you want? I'm sick of your crying. ALL THE BLOODY TIME! You have heaps of toys, can you at least pretend you like them! Afterall, I'm wearing holey undies to buy them for you!!!
mamabare
10-11-2006, 12:09
That bloody banana cost about $100 and was meant to go in your mouth, not smeared artistically all over the lounge cushions THAT I WASHED ON TUESDAY :banghead:
Sweetie... I don't know what's wrong with you today. You're being a misery guts and it's making PMSy mummy feel a bit frustrated.
Could you please either feel better or let me know what's wrong?
Ta munchkin,
Mumma
the_queen
11-11-2006, 08:50
FOR ****S SAKE if you say you want something then ****ing EAT IT don't change your mind the second I sit down and don't you DARE tell me I'm a terrible mother and I'm not taking care of you FOR ****S SAKE i just cooked you porridge for breakfast - now granted, porridge isn't that palatable, but if you WON'T TAKE MY SUGGESTIONS then DON'T EAT IT and DON'T ****ING ASK FOR IT IN THE FIRST PLACE :banghead:
THIS IS NOT A SHORT-ORDER ****ING KITCHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT ANYTHING I PREPARE FOR YOU BUT DON'T PUT DEMANDS ON ME!!!!!! I ASK YOU WHAT YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST, I ASK YOU EVERY ****ING MORNING, THIS MORNING YOU LOOKED IN THE CUPBOARD AT THE RICE BUBBLES, YOU LOOKED UP THE TOP AT THE CORN FLAKES, THEN WHEN I SAID I'M COOKING PORRIDGE AS WELL YOU SAID THAT YOU WANTED SOME OF THAT!!! IF. YOU. DIDN'T. WANT. IT. THEN. WHY. DID. YOU. ASK. FOR. IT. !!!!!!!!!!:banghead:
:devil6:
the_queen
20-11-2006, 21:28
GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP
don't giggle at me :devil6:
I know it's hot. Hence the ceiling fan and minimal clothing. I offer the boob, you bite my ****ing nipple. I lay you down, you try to sit up. I sit you up, you try to get down. I put you on the floor, you ****ing crawl away from me, down the hallway and out the door if I let you LOL 3 days ago you weren't even crawling at all, ya bugger!!! :laughing: I thought now that you're so active, you'd be worn out by this time of night. But Nooooooooooooooooooooooo......
And why are you so cheerful!! :laughing: <----- that's a crazy maniacal laugh, btw.
GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nickster
20-11-2006, 21:41
Darling beautiful girl, why oh why did you decide to play "fountains" with the yummy chicken fried rice I made from scratch for your dinner? Daddy was out for dinner, so I couldn't even roll my eyes at him over your highchair antics. Or even get him to clean it up. Which would have really been my preference. I was just too tired to even stop you - I could only robotically eat my own fried rice and stare with glazed eyes at the TV screen - I didn't even notice it wasn't turned on.
At least you went to sleep quickly.
Now for that hot chocolate.
Night time is for sleep, not for crawling around the house. No the toilet and bathroom are not play areas. Why are there so many toys to play with yet you want to play in the wet rooms?
(To my now sleeping bubba)
I know you are a big boy that is why you need to go to the toilet. How can you forget? Grrrrr...
(To my 'big' boy)
No more junk! Next time I find something of yours in bub's mouth all the toys will be in the bin! Please look after your things. How can you lose your homework? Why don't look after things? Cleaning up is not beyond you. You are not a baby.
(To the 'princess')
How come its too hot for you do anything yet I am expected to everything no matter the weather........................................... ......................
(To not so helpful 'partner')
just found this thread... and boy do I need it today
DS1: YOUR BROTHER IS NOT A TOY!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE. HE DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU!!!! AND WHY CAN'T YOU PLAY BY YOURSELF FOR 3 B****Y MINUTES WHILE I HANG THE WASHING WITHOUT ALMOST KILLING YOURSELF!!!!
DS2: STOP THE TANTUMS NOW!!! I DON'T RESPOND TO THE SCREAMING AND CRYING AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU BANG YOUR HEAD ON THE F*****G FLOOR. GIVE YOURSELF A BLOOD NOSE FOR ALL I CARE! YOU ARE NOT HAVING ANOTHER NECTARINE!! YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED THE HALF YOU'VE GOT!! i DON'T GIVE A RATS IF YOU DON'T LIKE THINGS WHICH ARE CUT IN HALF YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!!! STOP THE TANTRUMS RIGHT NOW OR YOU CAN STAY IN THE B****Y NAUGHTY CORNER ALL DAY!!!
TO BOTH: I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THIS ALL DAY! IF YOU BOTH DON'T CUT IT OUT I'M LEAVING!!! YOU'RE NOT WATCHING DVD'S ALL DAY LONG! PLAY OUTSIDE!!! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE A STATISTIC NOW USE SOME OF THAT B*****Y ENERGY AND RUN OF THE STUPID CHOCOLATE BISCUIT YOUR UNTHINKING FATHER GAVE YOU!!
DS2: IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK! YOU'RE ON MUMMY TURF NOW AND DADDY'S NOT HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM THE FRIGGIN NAUGHTY CORNER SO JUST SIT THERE FOR YOUR 1 AND A HALF MINTUES!!! YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE THERE IF YOU HADN'T WACKED YOUR BROTHER ON THE HEAD WITH A BLOODY CALCULATOR!!!!
TO DH: STOP TREATING ME LIKE A NANNY!! I DESERVE MORE THAT TO JUST STAY HOME AND LOOK AFTER KIDS AND YET EVERY TIME I WANT TO DO SOMETHING FOR MYSELF YOU HOLD IT OVER MY HEAD LIKE YOU'RE BEING 'GENEROUS' TO LET ME DO IT!!! WELL WAKE THE HELL UP! I KNOW YOU'RE AN EXCELLENT FATHER BUT I NEED SOME INDEPENDENCE TOO! I'M NOT JUST A MUM! I HAVE A RIGHT TO USE THE MONEY IN OUR JOINT ACCOUNT WITHOUT HAVING TO BEG FOR IT! I MIGHT NOT WANT TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING I WANT TO BUY! LIKE A BLOODY PREGNANCY TEST!!! AND IF I AM PG THEN YOU'LL BE SO LUCKY COZ YOU WON'T HAVE TO COME NEAR ME FOR THE NEXT NINE MONTHS!! YOU SAY YOU WANT ANOTHER KID WELL YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE INVOLVED IN MAKING THAT HAPPEN! I DON'T GET PREGNANT BY MYSELF!!! AND GET OFF THE F*****G COMPUTER SO YOU CAN WATCH YOUR CHILDREN COZ YOU WON'T SEE THEM ONCE YOU START SUMMER SEMESTER! AND I'LL GET EVEN LESS OF A BREAK THAN I DO NOW!
Feel much better now.:yes:
sweetsugardumplin'
30-11-2006, 13:09
That bloody banana cost about $100 and was meant to go in your mouth, not smeared artistically all over the lounge cushions THAT I WASHED ON TUESDAY :banghead:
OMG that is so funny :laughing:
Mmmmm lemme think, we've actually had a pretty good morning............
Okay here goes, we're in the car..........
CAN YOU JUST SHHHHHHHHHHHHH FOR TWO MINUTES...NO I CAN'T LOOK AT THAT CAUSE I'M DRIVING. I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET TO SEE THE TRAIN, NO I'M NOT GOING TO SIT AT THE CROSSING UNTIL THE NEXT TRAIN COMES CAUSE I'VE GOT YOGHURT IN THE BOOT AND IT'S HOT AND THE AC DOESN'T WORK AND I JUST WANNA GO HOME WAAAAHHHHHHHH
OOoooohhhh that feels great :D
Mummy does not do 4am. You have spoiled me with your excellent sleeping habits, so 4am is just not an option anymore.
Even if, on the odd occasion, you do feel like playing at four am, then play, but please don't cry when I hold you and cry when I put you down and ask for food, then not want it once it is prepared and .. oh good.. she's alseep again..... shhhhhhh.
susiehomemaker
03-12-2006, 22:48
Best thread I have read yet!
My turn my turn:smiliedance:
DD - JUST FREAKEN SHUT UP! YOU HAVE BEEN SCREAMING ALL FREAKEN DAY- YOUR NAPPY IS FRESH AND CLEAN YOUR TUMMY IS FULL YOU HAVE JUST WOKEN FROM A NAP AND YOU HAVE PANADOL IN YOU. WHAT THE **** IS WRONG??? STOP THROWING YOUR FOOD ON THE FREAKEN FLOOR- I NEVER WANT TO SWEEP AND MOP AGAIN IN MY LIFE SO STOP MAKING ME DO IT AFTER EVERY FREAKEN MEAL!!!! IF YOU DONT WANT TO EAT IT PUT IT ON THE BLOODY TRAY OR HAND IT TO ME. NOT THAT HARD A FREAKEN CONCEPT CHILD!!!! STOP SCREAMING LIKE YOU HAVE FALLEn AND WACKED YOUR HEAD ON THE COFFEE TABLE EVERYTIME I SO MUCH AS SET FOOT OUT THE DOOR. ITS ONLY TO THE LETTER BOX/WASHING LINE AND YOU CAN STILL SEE ME FOR CHRISTS SAKE!!! STOP POOPING YOUR NAPPY 2 MINUTES AFTER I PUT A FRESH ONE ON YOU AND FOR ****S SAKE STOP WRIGGLING/ROLLING/SCREAMING EVERY TIME I HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR NAPPY!!! MAYBE IF YOU DIDNT DO THIS IT WOULD BE OVER QUICKER AND YOU WOULD BE PLAYING/DISTROYING A LOT QUICKER THAN OUR CURRENT ARRANGEMENT. DH- YOU ARE NO LONGER A D. YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER ****ING CHILD I HAVE TO LOOK AFTER CLEAN/FEED/PICKUP AFTER. STOP LEAVING YOUR WORK BOOTS WHERE I CAN TRIP OVER THEM, STOP SPRINKLING THE WHOLE BLOODY KITCHEN IN COFFEE AND SUGAR EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A CUPPA AND FOR GODS SAKE- IF YOU HAVE NO MORE CLEAN UNDIES/SOCKS TELL ME WHEN YOU TAKE THE LAST PAIR- NOT WHEN YOU NEED THE NEXT PAIR. THERE ARE NO BLOODY UNDIE FARIES IN THIS HOUSE LETTING ME KNOW WHEN SUPPLIES ARE RUNNING LOW AND FUNNILY ENOUGH I DONT WEAR UGLY FREAKIN BONDS MEN UNDIES SO IM NEVER IN YOUR FREAKING DRAWERS!
until next time....:D
OH YEAH- AND "D"H JUST A HINT- CLEANING THE KITCHEN DOES NOT INVOLVE LEAVING THE LEFTOVERS ON THE STOVE TOP!!! IT INVOLVES PUTTING THEM IN A CONTAINER AND THEN INTO THE BLOODY FRIDGE. YOU MIGHT HAVE AN ANTI-LEFTOVERS POLICY (CAUSE YOU ARE A FREAKEN W***-SHAFT) BUT I DONT. I LIKE A LUNCH THAT TAKES 2 MINUTES IN THE MICROWAVE THAT I CAN WOOLF DOWN IN THE 20 MINUTES DD MAY OR MAY NOT GIVE ME FOR MY LUNCH BREAK!
"GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!!!!"
LM - I think you have the same baby and hubby I swear!
So I will just scream quickly at my big kids for this post
CLEANING UP WOULD BE EASIER IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE A MESS....!!!
susiehomemaker
04-12-2006, 07:30
lol kymmy- surely there cant be more than 1 hubby as bad as mine! I feel your pain :p
Just enough time for a quick rant.....
DH- **** OFF AND STOP WAKING ME UP WHEN YOU LEAVE FOR FREAKIN WORK- ESP ON THE RARE OCCASSION THAT DD SLEEPS IN. I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING- WHAT YOU ARE DOING & I KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU AND IF YOU DEPRIVE ME OF ANYMORE SLEEP IM GOING TO SHOVE YOUR BLOODY DIRTY SOCKS AND UNDIES UP YOUR BLOODY**BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP***
"GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!!!!!":laughing:
Ahhhhhh..... so much better now. Off to body balance to burn some anger and some fat! :(
susiehomemaker
04-12-2006, 07:33
no words for DD just yet- she is still asleep! huzzah! This about the second time in her entire life that she has slept past 7am (usually she is up at 5 EVERY morning) so she is in the good books so far today! Why am I awake you ask? see above!
~EmsMum~
04-12-2006, 07:34
DD please oh PLEASE do NOT crack the ****S when I go to take something dangerous away from you!!! Mummies only making sure that you dont get hurt
mum2paige
04-12-2006, 07:36
Laura's mummy you crack me up :laughing:
Paige. Mummy's so tired she feels like vomiting. 1/5 hrs sleep is not enough. No you can't pull the winnie the pooh border off your wall. I don't care that you can reach it. Yes I DO have to change your nappy.
Why the hell do you keep spitting your dummy out then crying 'cos you want it?!?!
Can you PLEASE eat some food. Don't throw the spoon at ME. Mummy doesn't want to try and get weetbix out of the carpet again today. And I spent all yesterday afternoon cooking bloody nutritious food for you.... from scratch... 3 pots on the go at once... so if you don't eat it today I'm going to scream.
Leave your shoes on. Or at least leave your socks on. People will think I'm a bad mother.
How the hell do you go through so many clothes? You're only a baby? It's not like you need to get dressed up to go out of the house.
I know you like grated cheese, I'm happy to give that to you. But can you please not throw it all over the floor, and mush it into the corners of your high chair. Mummy washed your cheese covered clothes, and they are now Melted Cheese covered clothes.
DH - if you wake up one more morning saying "She slept well didn't she" (when I was up at least 8 times), the crazy lady may just snap.
susiehomemaker
04-12-2006, 18:08
LOL at "the crazy lady might just snap" Ooooh dont they make you so mad??? How could they NOT have heard?
Rant for the afternoon
DD- Stop bloody well screaming in the car! I dont like you being in the car with me any more than you do & if you dont shut the hell up I am going to rear end the car in front of me! And then it will be an even longer time before we get home. How would you like that? AND if you throw your dummy one more time while you are in that blasted car seat I am going to pull over to the side of the road and leave you tied up to a light pole with a sign overhead saying FREE TO GOOD HOME! For the last time- I cannot conjour another dummy out of thin air when you have exhausted the supply of 5 I had in the front seat when we left the house!!!!
ALSO while we are on the screaming note- there is absolutely no need to squeel so loudly when we are at the shops. People are starting to stare and I can see that they are thinking you are a feral child and Im a bad mother! You have ample food/drink/toys to play with- why why WHY do you persit in squealing in that high pitched nails-on-blackboard sound? Surely that cant sound good in your own head?
Please- just go to sleep and look like an angel for 5 minutes and then I may not feel so incompetant in the eyes of others
"getoutgetoutgetout" :-D
Shanaynay
04-12-2006, 18:23
FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! STOP BEING SO DAMN SELFISH! YOU AREN'T EVEN PLAYING WITH THAT TOY - IF EVIE WANTS TO PLAY WITH IT, LET HER!!! YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED WITH IT ALL YEAR SO WHY DO YOU CARE IS SHE BLOODY TOUCHES IT NOW!!! YES, SO WHAT IT'S YOUR TOY! JUST SHARE IT WITH HER!! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SHE DIDN'T LET YOU TOUCH ANYTHING THAT WAS HERS? SHE'LL DO IT ONE DAY, AND YOU'LL BE JUST AS UPSET AS SHE IS NOW! AAAAARRRGGHGHH!!!!!!!!! :banghead:
mamabare
10-12-2006, 19:54
I know you love playing the "pretend to be santa game". I know this because we have played it 700 times today. If I have to play the santa game one more time my head will implode. Its lovely that you are so into your pretend play, and I have tried to be in the moment and engage with you ALL DAY LONG but I am so bored by it that I can hardly breathe.
There.
susiehomemaker
10-12-2006, 21:37
FOR GOD'S SAKE DONT TAKE YOUR BLOODY NAPPY OFF AND PAINT YOUR COT WITH S***. YOUR NOT PICASO- NOT EVEN CLOSE AND IF I HAVE TO CLEAN S*** OUT OF YOUR LAMBY'S FUR ONE MORE TIME... ****beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep****
ps- not only dont do it again, but especially dont do it again at our friends house and paint our friends pillows and throw rug that they graciously lent to you for your nap. They do not even have children of their own yet so it is doubly unfair!!!
pps- IM OVER 6PM *****ING HOUR!!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO READ ANALOGUE or DIGITAL TIME YET!!!
For S***S Sake Alexi, why do you turn into such a demon child whenever we get close to the changetable!!?!!??! You're driving me nuts!! It's not the end of the world. If you hate it so much, don't cry when your nappy is dirty!!!! (TG for snappi clips!! :D )
:o
susiehomemaker
11-12-2006, 08:41
LOL- Im glad Im not the only one with a :devil6: at change time! I keep telling DD that if she doesnt want her nappy changed then dont soil it in the first place but she is not listening:laughing:
Congrats on becomming a clothie too btw! Have you been in the clothie threads yet?
LOL- Im glad Im not the only one with a :devil6: at change time! I keep telling DD that if she doesnt want her nappy changed then dont soil it in the first place but she is not listening:laughing:
Congrats on becomming a clothie too btw! Have you been in the clothie threads yet?
LOL neither does Lex.
I sure am. but only in the clebrating clothies and what's bub wearing ones atm. :D
RedPanda
11-12-2006, 15:36
Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Please.... PLEASE!!!
Stop screaming and I'm not happy that you ripped your nappy tabs off and peed in your bed....
susiehomemaker
11-12-2006, 15:51
STOP bloody looking at me with a cheeky grin on your face while tearing at the velcro nappy tabs on your very expensive AIO cloth nappies! If I had known you where going to turn into a nappy:devil6: I would not have spent so much on your bloody nappies! I do not want to have to replace every nappy in your stash that involves velcro- nor do I want to clean up a s***y cot ever again! Nor do I want to cover up your nappies with a nappy cover- I bought cute expensive nappies for a reason damnit! So you could be cute and cool at the same time- so stop pulling them off!!!!
For the love of God JUST POO ALREADY!
KapowSchazam
11-12-2006, 21:00
'HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO HANG YOUR TOWEL UP AND PUT YOUR CLOTHES IN THE LAUNDRY? WHAT PART OF NO YOU CANT HAVE A CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE DONT YOU UNDERTAND? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT FIND YOUR TOOTHBRUSH? IF I COME IN THERE AND I FIND IT THERE IS GOING TO BE BIG TROUBLE.
STOP GETTING YOUR LITTLE BROTHER TO SAY POO AND BUM, ITS NOT FUNNY!!!! HE WILL START SAYING IT AT PRESCHOOL AND THEN NONE OF HIS FRIENDS MUMS WILL WANT THEM PLAYING WITH HIM, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?? FOR HIM TO HAVE NO FRIENDS?? YOU DIDNT HAVE A BIG BOY TEACHING YOU RUDE WORDS WHEN YOU WERE HIS AGE YOU KNOW.
AND FOR PETES SAKE YOU DONT NEED TO USE THE WHOLE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER OR HALF THE TOOTHPASTE, AND WHY IS THERE TOOTHPASTE ALL OVER THE SINK?? OH I GIVE UP, I DONT KNOW WHY I BOTHER, IM SICK OF SOUNING LIKE A BROKEN RECORD....
OMG!!! I think you were listening into my conversation with DH last night!!!
I can't believe that I've never checked out this thread - it's the best!!!
pookiesossige
14-12-2006, 05:29
To DD:
Just. Go. To. Sleep. You can go 2-3 hours between feeds during the day, WHY must you feed hourly at night? Do you know what this puts me through? I'd love to have you in the bed with me, but I can't. I can no longer sleep in the rocking chair with you, you HAVE to go to sleep in the cot. Please, please PLEASE sleep longer then 40 mins at night, Please, please PLEASE stop crying and wanting to play at midnight through to 4am!!! I don't mind feeding you to sleep- just don't wake up as soon as your head touches the mattress or when I leave the room!!! I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF IT!!! :crying: :banghead:
To DS:
Mummy's day starts at 5am and when 8pm comes around, it's nigh-nigh's time for you. That's when you go to bed and lie very still and quietly, drink your water, cuddle teddy, think about the day and drift off to sleep. I am SICK AND TIRED of fishing you out of the wardrobe when you climb up in it and get stuck. You need to stay in bed when we decide that it's nigh-nigh's time!! It's not time for raincoat and gumboots! It's not mini-tramp time or tractor time or dinosaur time!! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF IT!!!!
To DH:
That's it. FORGET having any more children. I'm serious. No more 'joint decsion', no more 'your opinion matters just as much as mine'.
When your solution to Ariene's sleep problems involve REQUESTING WE MOVE TO THE OTHER END OF THE F*****G HOUSE SO THAT YOU CAN GET MORE SLEEP then FORGET it.
I'm sick of the constant critizism. "She'd sleep better at night if you didn't let her just sleep all day" HELLO? two sleeps of an hour each is NOT all day!! (although it is for you on the weekend when you want to put on loud music.. then it's 'but she sleeps ALL day'- Well, enough of that sh*t) Then there's the classic "She always has a full nappy" "you always leave her to scream" (I NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER LET HER CRY ALONE FOR HER MUMMY).
I'm sick of the moaning and complaining that you have it soooo tough. Do you have the self-discipline and patience to put Ronan back into his bed calmly and in a consistant manner every time for 90 minutes every night?? No?? It annoys you to do it? It takes up too much of your time?? Well, EXCUSE ME then, SORRY that things like this tend to bother you (note strong scarcastic tone).
This time, when we somehow start to tackle Ariene's lack of sleep/crying/excessive night feeding, we will do it TOGETHER, like it or not. There will be NO "I'm going to move to the spare room, you can stay up here with the kids". "Just sleep during the day when she sleeps" (with a toddler roaming the house looking for his mummy??:confused: ) I've delt with both kids on my own at night for 2.5 years. Yes, you're wonderful in the evening, great during the day. You manage the bathing, feed Ronan, etc. That makes you a PARENT- just like me!! But you're going to support me while we sort out Ariene's sleeping, or she will be the last child you father. Full stop. It's Harsh, but I'm not going to resent you or the third child we have because you never learnt to pull your head in along the way. I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF IT!!!:mad:
pookiesossige
14-12-2006, 05:35
Wasn't that supposed to help me feel better? I've let it all out but I'm still both bawling and angry.. :crying: :banghead:
I need to sleep!!
pookie :hugs: :hugs: :hugs: :hugs:
pookiesossige
14-12-2006, 08:06
Thanks so much Alexi...:hugs: :hugs: :hugs: :hugs:
susiehomemaker
14-12-2006, 08:31
:hugs: :hugs: :hugs:
All for you Pookie- I know how you feel! It is bad enough without a roaming toddler- I dont think I could take it!
My rant for this morning
STOP.......RIPPING.....YOURBLOODY....NAPPYOFF!!!!!
We are out of covers because we had to use a day time one as a night cover last night as daddy is a bufoon and put your bloody night soaker in the washing pile instead of hanging over something to air! Velcro is not a toy!!!:banghead:
:banghead: JUST GO TO SLEEP!!!! I KNOW YOUR TIRED, MUMMY KNOWS BEST!!!!!:banghead:
FourAngelKisses
14-12-2006, 08:35
For goodness sakes Brooke, we go through this every morning. When I ask you to get dressed, do it. When I ask you to pack your lunch, do it. When I ask you to make your bed, do it. When I ask you to eat, do it. Don't just sit there doing nothing or playing, you just make me get cranky with you and then you end up being late for school. When you are ready for school, THEN you can play. You have been at school for 3yrs now and this is an every day thing, you should have learnt by now that I get annoyed by having to ask you 500 times every morning to get ready, and that your brother gets mad when he is late for school. Things had better change before I have this baby because I am going to have less time to tell you to get ready and you will end up going to school in your jammies with bedhead as a result.
how many times to I have to tell you both the cat does not like being carried around by his tail/leg!!!
Thanks so much Alexi...:hugs: :hugs: :hugs:
Alicia :D
pookiesossige
14-12-2006, 15:06
Alicia :D
:o Alicia!! Oops!! :o :laughing:
:o Alicia!! Oops!! :laughing:
:laughing: :thumbsup:
Stop taking your nappy off when you have done a poo!You are 9 months old and the fact you have done 3 pooey nappies is bad enough for mummy today!!!!! Do not smear it all over the cot, blankets, sheets and yourself it is soooooo gross!!! just keep it on please!!!
rosebaby
28-12-2006, 20:28
Wow. I feel a little sorry for you guys. I'm not quite sure how I lucked out the way I did, but my baby never does anything to annoy me. He is so easy to care for - never cries unless he's really in pain, sleeps well, always happy and giggly. I know, you hate me. My life is perfect. Or is it.............
...deep breath...
WHY DO I HAVE TO NAG YOU FOR A WEEK TO BRING HOME A CARTON OF NAPPIES? AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET OFF YOUR **** TO GET SOME, THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS GET YOUR DAD TO GET THEM FOR YOU! AND THEN HE BUYS THE WRONG BRAND, THE ONES THAT LEAK! BUT HEY, THAT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU BECAUSE IT WON'T BE YOU GETTING UP FOUR TIMES IN THE NIGHT TO CHANGE THE BABIES CLOTHES AND BEDSHEETS! AND WHILE I'M AT IT DO YOU THINK I COULD EVER BORROW THE CAR? YOUR WORK IS A TEN MINUTE BUS RIDE AWAY - DO YOU REALLY NEED TO DRIVE THERE EVERY DAY WHILE I STRUGGLE TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH A PRAM AND AN UNRELIABLE BUS TIMETABLE? OH AND ANOTHER THING, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD MAKE DINNER? JUST ONCE A WEEK? I TAKE CARE OF A BABY ALL DAY, WITHOUT A CAR TO HELP ME PICK UP GROCERIES, AND I ALSO WORK FROM HOME IN THE EVENINGS, EARNING MORE THAN YOU I SHOULD ADD, WHILE YOU SWAN ABOUT AT A FLEXIBLE-HOURS JOB WHERE YOU SEEM TO BE ABLE TO HAVE LONG LUNCHES WHENEVER YOU LIKE, BUT ARE ALWAYS "TOO BUSY" IF I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING.
And wash your hair more often! It smells!
*nods* That feels better.
I am with you rosebaby - I think we need a yell at the man thread. My kids aren't perfect but they aren't half as difficult as hubby.
susiehomemaker
30-12-2006, 13:54
"And wash your hair more often! It smells!"
LMAO!!! Are you talking about my hubby? God it is gross isnt it? lol- then he wants me to scratch his bloody head. D**weed- it wouldnt be itchy if you washed it more often you feral pig!
DD rant of the day...
Stop squeeling at the top of your lungs everytime I get on the phone! It is anoying for me, annoying for the other person on the phone and it is annoying for Cindy who lives half way down the freakin street! You have plenty of cute noisy you can make- pick one of those!!!
To Cobey's Top Tooth.
I CAN SEE YOU YOU LITTLE BUGGER, YOU'RE RIGHT THERE, THAT PART OF THE GUM IS BLUEY-WHITE AND YOU ARE MAKING MY SON FEEL A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN!
COME THROUGH YOU LITTLE **** AND END HIS CRYING, HIS LACK OF EASE INTO NAPS, HIS SUDDEN DROP-TO-SLEEPNESS AS SOON AS BONJELLA IS APPLIED, HIS WAKING-SCREAMING AND ALL THE REST.
STOP BEING A PAIN TOOTH!!!!!!!
susiehomemaker
31-01-2007, 20:48
STOP.......BLOODY.......CARRYING-ON......LIKEIMBEATINGYOU........WHENIMTRYING.....
TODO......THEBLOODY.....LAUNDRY!!!!!
Seriously hunny- you need clean nappy's, we need clean clothes, and if I dont get the washing done we are all going to be very smelly.....
jessgray
01-02-2007, 09:14
:banghead: go to sleep cody you need a bloody nap! i dont care waht you think your clearly tired and notnapping wont help either of us:laughing: :banghead:
Ok..I think this is seriously the best thread I've ever found on bubhub...Im so frustrated that i havent found it sooner.:thumbsup: :D
Im sure i'll be visiting much more often :banghead: :laughing:
HugsAndKisses
03-02-2007, 16:11
FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME JUSTIN GET OUT OF THE FREAKING FRIDGE...YOU HAVE ALREADY HAD 6 BOTTLES TODAY YOU DONT NEED MORE:banghead: AND STOP PUSHING UR CHAIR AROUND TO ALL THE PLACES YOU CANT REACH...MUMMY ACTUALLY LIKES THAT YOU CANT REACH THEM SO DONT CLIMB WERE YOUR NOT WANTED.....AND ANOTHER THING YOU DONT NEED TO WASH YOUR HANDS EVERY MINUTE....STUPID DAYCARE TEACHING YOU HAND WASHING IS A GOD THING:rolleyes: :laughing: OH AND WHEN MUMMY IS ANGRY WITH YOU THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU GET ANGRY BACK AND RUN HER FOOT OVER WITH THE TONKA TRUCK:mad: THAT JUST MAKES ME MADDER GRRRRRRRRRRRR
HEHE ok so now i feel better....hope it still counts if i yelled at DS while writing the post hahahaha
the_queen
03-02-2007, 16:20
STUPID DAYCARE TEACHING YOU HAND WASHING IS A GOD THING:rolleyes: :laughing: OH AND WHEN MUMMY IS ANGRY WITH YOU THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU GET ANGRY BACK AND RUN HER FOOT OVER WITH THE TONKA TRUCK:mad:
I'm sorry lovey :laughing: I am laughing my head off at this!! How's your foot? LOL LOL LOL
(sorry sorry sorry for laughing but LOL LOL LOL )
HugsAndKisses
03-02-2007, 16:28
I'm sorry lovey :laughing: I am laughing my head off at this!! How's your foot? LOL LOL LOL
(sorry sorry sorry for laughing but LOL LOL LOL )
:laughing: Thats ok well its sore as u could imagine...and would you believe minitues after i wrote that post he got back into the fridge:rolleyes:
the_queen
03-02-2007, 16:30
LOL fridge lock, honey, fridge lock...
HugsAndKisses
03-02-2007, 16:34
LOL fridge lock, honey, fridge lock...
:laughing: yeah if my son didnt know how to use it mine would still be on there i tell ya wat kids get more cluey everyday:devil6:
I had so much to say when I started reading this thread but by the end I didn't need to say anything, You all said it for me. I don't feel frustrated anymore I just can't stop laughing. Only because it's all so true. I thought it was only my rugrats that did all those things that make me want to just pick up my keys, walk out the door and go for a really long drive singing loudly to MY music. The only thing that stops me is that my kids will follow me out asking me "WHAT ARE YOU DOING MUM? WHERE ARE YOU GOING MUM?" And that's just another question that I DON'T FEEL LIKE ANSWERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yelclap: BRAVO
susiehomemaker
11-04-2007, 11:46
STOP.....BLOODY......WHINGINGATME.....WHILEIMHEATI NG......YOURFREKIN......BOTTLE!!!!
You dont like it cold- have you forgotten that already? And stop pulling at my necklace and laughing when I make choking noises- that actually means you are killing me!!!
getoutgetoutgetout!!!!!!
Ahhhh..... so much better now!
bekkyboo
18-06-2007, 11:19
Mummy is calmer now.... but.
Please just have a nap for mum this arvo so that she can calm down.... This morning has been a snippet of hell and i dont think i can do an aftenoon of it as well.
the_queen
18-06-2007, 11:32
oh G-man, have a rest for your mummy :hugs: :hugs:
:kiss: Bek
bekkyboo
18-06-2007, 11:34
thanks queenie... Ive bribed him with a warm bottle in his cot :devil6: Hoepfully this means i can finish off the item ive been working on and then this arvo i can just veg with him....
bekkyboo
21-06-2007, 09:49
G... I know your still sick, but daddy has put mummy in a foul mood and she needs you to shut the @#$% up for a second and leave her alone to calm down...
~CupCakes~
21-08-2008, 09:37
STOP STOP STOP
omg the whinging please stop mummy has a terribble headache...i know its not your fault but its sooo annoying
please............
feeling better now! a little better anyway:rolleyes:
Yes MUM I know back when u had me things were simpler basket on the back seat and all, Yes MUM i know that i was an angle and u only had me so why is you still don't get my frustrations I HAVE THREE BOYS.
WHY IS IT THAT YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP WHEN THE SUN DOES OR EARLIER SCREAM AT ME FOR WEETBIX THEN EAT EVERYTHING U KNOW THERE IS AND SCREAM AT ME IF I DONT HAVE CHIPS AND LOLLIES NO CHIPS OR LOLLIES!!!!!DO NOT USE A BOX TO CLIMB TO A BIN TO GET TO THE PERTOL AND OIL CANS THAT HAVE BEEN PUT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. PUT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN THAT'S IT I AM GOING TO MOVE INTO MY CIELING YEP UP IN THE ROOF THAT'LL BE SAFER.
Yes MUM you didn't have to deal with fandangled equipment children should just Know what not to touch if we teach them...
DONT TOUCH THE POWERPOINT DONT TOUCH THE LIGHTSWITCH IF U DO CAN U WASH UR HANDS FIRST DONT STASH CRAYONS UNDER YOUR PILLOW SO I CAN WAKE UP TO THAT LOVELY MURAL. AAAAAGH WHY DID YOU JUST DO THAT!!!!! TALCUM POWDER DOES NOT STAY IN A VACCUUM SO SURE YOU CAN SLEEP IN MUMMIES BED WHEN SHE HAS SPENT AN ENTIRE DAY CLEANING UP A TALCFIGHT HOPE IT WAS FUN. NO DS2 DONT MAKE YOUR OWN CORDIALLLL GETOUT NO DONT MOP IT UP WITH THE CLEAN CLOTHES AAAGH DONT THROW THEM. JUST SIT DOWN FOR 5 MINS. WHEN U GO DOWNSTAIRS DONT PUNCH YOUR BROTHER SO THAT U CAN COME BACK UP 30 SECS LATER JUST BUGGER OFF YES DS3 U CAN GO TO THE TOILET DS9 WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK BECAUSE U SNUCK UR DS AND PLAYED INSTEAD I'LL HAVE THAT THANK YOU....DEAR NEIGHBOURS NO I AM NOT MURDERING MY 9 YEAR OLD I REMOVED HIS NINTENDO AND DISCOVERED HE DOES HAVE DOES HAVE A SET OF LUNGS. DS3 WHERE DID U FIND THAT NAILPOLISH $%^& .I DONT KNOW WHERE YOUR SHOES ARE KEEP THEM ON YOUR FEET....NO DS2 STOP SCREAMING AT ME YOU HAVE BEEN EATING ALL DAY AND I HAVE TO CLEAN UP WHAT COMES OUT OUT AND HELLLO IF YOU PUT EACH OTHER IN HEAD LOCKS IT HURTS.
:chillpill:
MUM ...MUM... MUM CAN U BABYSIT!!!
Beany&Buggy
30-03-2010, 05:01
please please please sleep through the night!!!!!!!!! i am bumping into doors, walls, furniture & myself i am so bluddy tired sleep gussy sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HilaryGrace
03-04-2010, 06:51
I am so sick of having you wake up at 3am to play with my hair, you are 2.5 now, bubba, sleep through! For pete's sake! It's so annoying!!!
Stop asking me five hundred times for me to put the Hi-5 DVD back on and then changing your mind at the last minute to watch something else. I don't want you to sit in front of the TV all day. Likewise I don't want you to feel it OK to run around the house, pulling everything off the shelves.
Stop shutting the cats in the bedroom so they poo on the carpet, stop chasing them, stop playing in the cat litter, stop pulling their tails and they wont scratch you.
Stop waking me up at night because you have decided 2 hours sleep is enough, it makes me regret spending so much money on Dora the Explorer Tickets... it makes me want to cry!
Don't hit me, stop pinching me, stop effinfgwell telling me NO...
I love you muchly baby....
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