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bootiful
06-03-2009, 14:03
hi ladies

was just thinking to myself and remembered a funny/stupid thing DH said to me a few weeks ago.

i was breastfeeding nicole and had to go to the toilet...i said can you hold her for minute i gotta go...he said why do you just take her with you, you're just sitting there anyway..... :doh:

when i said to him..that's not exactly hygienic not to mention bloody difficult..he just looked at me like...HUH!!!

what has you partner / dad / brother or any male in your life said to you that make you go WTF :confused:
Cordelia
06-03-2009, 14:09
oh nice!!!

did you see on "bringing" up baby last night the attachment parent lady said to the dr spock lady "what you think you mums shoudl go feed their babies in the toilet?!?" and the dr spock woman said "yes! there's a nice seat in ther e- why not!?"

what the....
bootiful
06-03-2009, 14:16
oh nice!!!

did you see on "bringing" up baby last night the attachment parent lady said to the dr spock lady "what you think you mums shoudl go feed their babies in the toilet?!?" and the dr spock woman said "yes! there's a nice seat in ther e- why not!?"

what the....

:yelclap: no i didn't hun, but WTF :confused:

go eat your lunch in the toilet..see how you like it DR SPOCK :banghead:
kytysmum
06-03-2009, 14:30
My hubby says things like this all the time but one that stands out the most and the one that is repeated the most is ..

When my son was 6 months old, i used to watch my best friends son aswell who was also 6 months old, and not to mention i had a 4 year old as well.
This wednesdays i had the 3 kids the day went well no dramas at all but was very tired by the time hubby came home, after i had done some washing, cooked dinner then put the kids to bed .. whilst he was watching telly i said babe can you help me pick up theese few toys ? he proceded to ask me what i had done all day .. and then commented that i had also stayed home all day whilst he had been at work lol

Needless to say i felt like tipping the box of leggo over his head :laughing:
BellyFruit
07-03-2009, 11:36
oh what about my DH last night who crawled in from work at 5am (he's supposed to be home no later than 2:30am) and he hadnt called or anything and I was stressing out that he'd had an accident or something :rolleyes: so didnt sleep - he finally got in and the stupid things he said were as follows:


"I didn't realise how late it was I was just really caught up in a conversation after work"
"What do you mean I have to sleep on the couch?"
"I thought you could lay on the couch with me and cuddle" and
"I think my self-imposed punishment should be ... :sleeping:"
Damn that man... he's now asleep still on the couch - no amount of me clanging around has woken him. I plonked the baby in his arms, he just cuddled him in and now they're both asleep :rolleyes:... I, meanwhile, am doing the housework before the whole house is taken over by the laundry fairies...

TMD x :flowerz:
Shell31
07-03-2009, 13:04
Rachelle - Where are you putting the new lizard enclosure?

Aaron - Inside !!!!


:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing: :laughing:

AS IF !!!!!
imme
07-03-2009, 13:36
Standing outside a cafe at Myer, DP looks at the place and says to me ' How are we gonna get in here?' My reply......... Ummmmm through the door u weren't thinking the window were u??? DUH!
Lateralus
09-03-2009, 15:27
My DH said he was going to get a tattoo with out little girls name & DOB & commented that where he wanted to get it (on the inside of his upper arm) was going to hurt somewhat. This was 2 days after I had gone through a posterior labour... with a vac extraction & episiotomy... with only gas for pain relief... needless to say I wasn't too sympathetic to the discomfort :p
Ashi
10-03-2009, 09:33
Lol men are so silly!

My lovely DP was putting the car seat into the car (one of those new style capsules) and he was getting rather annoyed with it, hes like it wont fit in the base what's wrong with it.. stupid thing !!!!:banghead:
I looked over and said why are her feet facing the front seat hunny?
he's like I dunno...???
I guessed I had to point it out..
"you have the car seat around the wrong way u idiot lol"
he turned it around and it fit in just fine!
I'm sure if Isabelle could she would have laughed at him!:laughing:
jag5000
10-03-2009, 10:30
sorry to crash your thread ladies, but I just wanted to say... these are hilarious! :laughing:

:D
LizzardLover
10-03-2009, 10:35
I personally think nearly everything a man says is hillarious ;) but I like these ones too LOL!!!
jade24
13-03-2009, 20:36
Whilst in labour with Coop I was having a drip put in. I screwed up my nose [as you do] and DH started saying, "That doesn't even hurt that much. When I had my thumb stitched up the other week I was getting anesthetic injected right in the cut. You should see how that feels blah blah blah..." It was all done in good humour, but still ...

Fast forward a few hours later and after my fourth birth with no pain relief, legs up in stirrups and having anesthetic injected into my vagina, followed by stitches, I suddenly thought, "Hang on a minute!! Who gives a damn about your stupid thumb!!" :laughing:

Men, they just don't think before they speak.