~Parody song about circumcision~

[stellarella]

This is a funny song about an issue which isn't funny at all.

But hey, anyway to get people talking about it is a good thing.

Get ready for a giggle.

*Note: There may be one or two mildy "rude" parts in this song. If you a delicate flower then please look away now :D

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Y3WFWoSP8

Here are the lyrics....

Wouldn't Skin Be Nice

Wouldn't it be nice to have a foreskin
Then there'd be less friction on my schlong
And after we had shared romance together
My glans would be in skin where it belongs
There must be something that could make it better
If I had more skin I know you'd stay wetter

And if I had a frenulum I'd always
Savor each caress you gave to me
There would be no reason to be so rough
Every time we shared intimacy
Natural intercourse - at last we'd know it
If there was just some way I could re-grow it.
Wouldn't skin be nice

Maybe if I tape and tug and pull and stretch
It might re-grow
Then I'd feel the rolling/gliding action that
Cut guys don't know
I'll grow it back and
My skin will slacken
Wouldn't skin be nice

The only way to help more guys without it
Is to make our culture talk about it
Let's all talk about it
Wouldn't skin be nice

[sam's mum]

:laughing:

[rainman]

I think it is sad it had to be written.

Lets hope more people become aware how unnecessary circumcision is.

[Baldie's Mum]

:( how sad it has to come in a song.

:D but it is a great song.

[diesal444]

:laughing:What a p!sser! Love it

[Benji]

I didn't find it funny :confused: I'm definitely 100% not pro routine circ but my previous sexual partners have had the chop and I've never had any problems in that department.

[stellarella]

I didn't find it funny :confused: I'm definitely 100% not pro routine circ but my previous sexual partners have had the chop and I've never had any problems in that department.

That's ok.
But how can one argue with a man singing about his own feelings towards being circumcised?

Of course he isn't saying every man feels the way he does but if 200,000 men in the USA alone have sought ways to "re-grow" their foreskin then it can only be assumed that at least that many wish they were never circumcised to begin with and long to know what it feels like with their bits intact.

Just confirms that a percentage of men will not be happy with their circumcised penis and is all the more reason to let them decide.

FWIW, all of this lack of sensitivity etc. that he speaks of has been backed up by scientific evidence.

[Benji]

That's ok.
But how can one argue with a man singing about his own feelings towards being circumcised?

Of course he isn't saying every man feels the way he does but if 200,000 men in the USA alone have sought ways to "re-grow" their foreskin then it can only be assumed that at least that many wish they were never circumcised to begin with and long to know what it feels like with their bits intact.

Just confirms that a percentage of men will not be happy with their circumcised penis and is all the more reason to let them decide.

FWIW, all of this lack of sensitivity etc. that he speaks of has been backed up by scientific evidence.

:yes: oh yes I've heard that it can lessen the sensitivity down there! I wouldn't have thought it would make men rough though.

I think it's ideal to let them decide, yes.

[MoonstoneMumma]

funny song! love it

both me and my dh are in agreement with regards to circumsicion - he loves his foreskin! :laughing:

[stellarella]

:yes: oh yes I've heard that it can lessen the sensitivity down there! I wouldn't have thought it would make men rough though.

I think it's ideal to let them decide, yes.

It's pretty simple really....the less sensitivity the more stimulation required.

Honestly from my limited experience I can't say I have noticed circed men to be rougher either. But I am merely one woman :laughing: I can't really come to a conclusion based on what I have experienced.
It's something you cant gauge unless you have had sex with the same man before and after circumcision. That's the only way to compare.

You cant compare man to man because you would have no idea what they would have been like pre-circ.

And honestly, men cant compare themselves can they? Poor buggers :(

[WarriorMummy]

im not against circ

but my boys werent done, till my 3yo needed to have it done this yr( but he is now happy he can pee standing up)

now i have 1 boy with and 1 boy without

dh is circ'd and he is fine with it

[Ys_Woman]

Funny song..although how on earth can any circumcised guy know what difference, if any, there would be in actually having a foreskin?:confused:. Haven't yet met a circumcised one who had any issues in the lovemaking department.

For circumcision:yes:.

Amy:)

[sam's mum]

Funny song..although how on earth can any circumcised guy know what difference, if any, there would be in actually having a foreskin?:confused:. Haven't yet met a circumcised one who had any issues in the lovemaking department.

For circumcision:yes:.

Amy:)

because there are some guys that have been circed as adults and can tell us what the difference is before and after.

also, there are guys that have regrown their foreskin and they can also tell us what the difference is before and after.

[stellarella]

Also there is that funny thing called science and study of the male anatomy....and we know for a fact that the foreskin contains the majority of nerve endings and also that a penis which is exposed 24/7 becomes caloused and desensitised :yes:

HTH

Also I wouldn't know the difference if I had my clitoris removed at birth, but I;d still be pretty annoyed it was taken from me.

[rainman]

Also there is that funny thing called science and study of the male anatomy

You don't say! :flowerz:

[Ys_Woman]

I had best tell my husband what he is missing then. Poor blighter didn't appear to be having any issues with grief or desensitization..perhaps he's just in denial:detective:, as must all the men on his side and mine for the past hundred generations or so.

My son isn't in denial though, he is incredibly relieved after his emergency circumcision last year (aged 7). I certainly don't think he will suffer any grief from loss in the years to come.

Amy:)

[shed]

ooh, what an interesting song. eek.

Circumcision was most popular during the Victorian era, to make their penis less sensitive and reduce masturbation. that was its main purpose.

doesn't really sound very positive.

Circumcision for medical reasons is fair enough, I don't think there is a person who has ever said anything against it.

And I very much doubt there are many men who would willingly admit to having feelings of inadequacy in the bedroom. Especially since they don't actually know what its like to have a foreskin anyway!

My DH is circed and he has never complained and I wouldn't expect him to.

But that is NOT an argument in support of circumcision and never will be.

[neostudded]

The man that sings this song is really nice. I emailed him last night and he gave me lots of information about circumcision and told me his story. He is sending me two free bumper stickers.:D

They say "Circumcision? His body, His decision"

and

"Bring home your whole baby, say NO to circumcison"

He also invented the TLC Tugger, and he restored his own foreskin. I think he is amazing and I think it is great that he has offered support and information and education to so many people. He knows alot about the male anotomy, the glans and mucosa, skin mobility and so many other things.:thumbsup: Oh and I have been singing this song all day.

[sam's mum]

I had best tell my husband what he is missing then. Poor blighter didn't appear to be having any issues with grief or desensitization..perhaps he's just in denial:detective:, as must all the men on his side and mine for the past hundred generations or so.

My son isn't in denial though, he is incredibly relieved after his emergency circumcision last year (aged 7). I certainly don't think he will suffer any grief from loss in the years to come.

Amy:)

:chillpill: why do you find it so hard to accept that some men do have an issue with having been circumcised?

[RedPanda]

I loved that Ella. It's quite funny, but it's so relevant.

[Ys_Woman]

:chillpill: why do you find it so hard to accept that some men do have an issue with having been circumcised?
AHA! That's just it..I don't. What I do have an issue with are the sweeping generalisations I have read in this thread. I agree that some men may feel angry that the decision was made for them. Most don't usually give it a second thought.
Like with many other topics, circumcision seems to bring out a militancy in some people.
I have no strong feelings about it personally. I agree with it and wanted my first son done but our gp swayed us away. We gave his way a go, we are not unreasonable ppl, until ds1 suffered the worst case of BXO last year at age 7 and required emergency surgery. It could have been avoided .
That is the reason ds2 will be done at 9mths (under anesthesia). Don't want him having to go through what his brother has gone through.
Ds's surgeon told us that around 15% of boys will develop BXO. It is an unpredictable condition and does not rely on hygiene. Then there is another percentage (likely higher) who suffer infections that cause scar tissue to form, also resulting in the need for a circumcision. The trouble is: how can you predict which boys will develop these conditions? You can't, and take it from someone with firsthand experience if you let it reach the point where an emergency circ is required, the end result is not as pretty as a neatly done circ before problems arise.
Some of those men who want their foreskins back could possibly have been done for those very reasons, or may have avoided those problems because they were circumcised.
Although I don't advocate they circumcise every boy routinely, I do think parents should look at all the information and make an informed choice without being howled down.
We have our babies routinely injected with viruses that challenge their immune systems and some of those very immunisations are suspected of causing Autism; the Polio vaccine causes polio for some children, Triple Antigen causes brain damage for some children. It's a huge risk. Why do we do it then? Because we are told there is a risk of the child contracting the disease they are being immunised against. But how do you predict which child would have contracted the disease and which one wouldn't? You can't. You immunise because you care about your child and want them to be protected against those illnesses. I believe circumcision is done for the very same reasons.
These are my views.

Amy:)

[PaperTiger]

The video is not available anymore, which is a shame, but not surprising. People get so defensive about it don't they? :rolleyes: :no:

Thanks for posting the lyrics though Ella.
I actually didnt know wether to laugh or cry when reading it. Poor guy, he must have been through hell to go to all the trouble of regrowing his foreskin, gee, that must have taken some effort to do that.
He must have wanted it very badly.
A pity his parents didn't think about him when they had it done :shame: it would have saved him a lot of heartache and trouble.

It amazes me though how strong the human spirit is; overcoming seemingly insurmountable suffering because the challenge is so worth it. Good on him. :thumbsup:

He and his partner's night life must really rock now. ;) :D

[stellarella]

The video is not available anymore, which is a shame, but not surprising. People get so defensive about it don't they? :rolleyes: :no:



The video is still working for me :D

[PaperTiger]

Wow that's strange, IT IS working now.
Honestly it did say that it was no longer available. :confused:

Maybe he took YouTube to court and got an order to keep playing it. :laughing:

[neostudded]

Sometime's youtube does that and just doesnt work, but I try it later and it does work.:confused: I guess that is what happened.

Also, I admire this mans determination to no only grow his foreskin back, he also helps other circumcised men restore their foreskin back. He continues to educate people today about circumcison. :goodvibes: