Is ice cream better than sex?

[Nex]

The sex ed thread had me thinking about my MIL who was a home-ec teacher for many years.

She says she would tell her girls not to bother with sex because ice cream is better.

Well is it?

And why?

1) You can eat icecream with more than one person and nobody cares.

[OJandMe]

2) Ice cream doesn't get offended if you don't eat it that night


But I say, no it's not better.... it depends on the flavour and who's on offer for the sex. :laughing:

[WorkingClassMum]

Ice cream comes in yummy flavours....:o

[Chunkydunks]

3) you can eat ice cream as many times as you want and no one judges you.

[aardvark]

4) icecream is better on hot summer nights

[jacks mum]

:laughing:not tonight baby :footinmouth: TMI

[MamaHearts5]

Ice Cream Can last longer :laughing:

[Milliner]

Yes, ALWAYS!

[misskittyfantastico]

They definately each have their place!

Sex doesn't have any calories though:p

[SorenLorensen]

well im in 2 minds....
ice cream makes me :barf:

but i have learnt after after 3 pregnancies that sex can also lead to me :barf:but for longer periods of time then the ice cream...plus i get a hell of a lot fatter....:p

[wishes]

Ice-cream is better than sex because it tastes nice

[BoyCrazy]

5. Ice cream will not whinge at you when you knock it back :laughing:

[Freya]

Sex doesn't have any calories though:p

It burns them.:D

[~Bec~]

combine ice-cream and sex :flowerz:

Now we're talking!!!


It would have to depend on the ice-cream and the person on offer. I mean are we talking home-brand vanilla or homer hudson double choc chip?

[Baldie's Mum]

I love to suck the nuts.....;)































especially the almonds in a magnum!!!
:laughing:

[2boysmama]

Sex is better than ice cream any day!

[Queen]

:no:Sorry but ice-cream won't get me pregnant:o

[MummaBear03]

Um, it's hard to say, what's sex again?:o

[Baldie's Mum]

:no:Sorry but ice-cream won't get me pregnant:o



:laughing: For me its really a close call.... Sex wont get me UTD, so sorry dh ICE CREAM WINS! :smiliedance:

[Queen]

:laughing: For me its really a close call.... Sex wont get me UTD, so sorry dh ICE CREAM WINS! :smiliedance:


:eek: Your poor DH:laughing:

I am sorry but DP wins over ice-cream:valentine:

[Jamaica]

Ive had some good ice cream in my day but it doesnt even come close to sex. But i guess it depends on how good the ice cream is and how good the sex is :) I think if you ticked yes your man needs to pick up his game :laughing:

[Mamalicious]

Nothing is better than sex! NOTHING!!!!

[Queen]

I think if you ticked yes your man needs to pick up his game :laughing:

:rolleyes:I was thinking the same thing;)


Nothing is better than sex! NOTHING!!!!


See that enthusiasm:laughing:;)Thats what I like...

[WorkingClassMum]

you and your mother can eat ice cream in the same room

you can eat ice cream in public

you teenage daughter will happily eat ice cream with her nan

you can buy icre cream without getting a criminal conviction

[Femme la Phoenix]

No, No, No, No

Ice-Cream is definitely NOT better than sex:no:

Not after the mind blowing orgasms(it's not a dirty word) I've had I would definitely not agree. If your already contemplating that ice-cream is better than it's worse than I first thought......
You need to *&%$ right now!!

[Baldie's Mum]

Well i have good news everyone! I just found out there is something better than eating your ice cream by yourself.........

eating DH's by yourself when he is being a d*ckhead!!!!!!!


The taste of it was SOOOOOO much better than my own ice cream! It was amazing. It was an experience!!!!

It was even better when DH walked out and saw me eating his......




That will teach him to be an @sshole!!!!! :devil6:

[WorkingClassMum]

Well i have good news everyone! I just found out there is something better than eating your ice cream by yourself.........



eating DH's by yourself when he is being a d*ckhead!!!!!!!







well that beats eating ice cream in the same room as your mother

[Baldie's Mum]

:laughing:

I recon it could be an american express add...

4 rounds of drinks at the local pub $58.00
1 game of pool to entertain myself whilst dh and bil talk trucks $3.00
2 Almond Magnums on the drive home $9.30
1 green eyed monster that has a hissy fit storms off to bed, comes out for a glass of water and finds his wife eating his magnum.....

priceless!!!
:D:laughing:

[busymummyof4]

I wasn't thinking ice cream I was thinking wine but then sometimes that leads to sex so ah yeah mmmmmm.............. nighty night!! xx

[Aussiemummy]

Well Ice-cream is not a favourite of mine... and Sex... hmm what's that again?? :laughing:

That being said though, good sex is better then ice-cream anyday :p

[hayleysmummy]

My favourite part is when it goes hard....




Yup, gotta love Ice Magic.
;)

:laughing: and to think I ticked NO but I dont really like ice-cream :p

[Queen]

1 green eyed monster that has a hissy fit storms off to bed, comes out for a glass of water and finds his wife eating his magnum.....

priceless!!!
:D:laughing:




:laughing:Love it

[onemummmy]

yes! tho I would give up icecream for a nice kiss & cuddle once in a while:goodvibes:

[Nomsie]

Ice cream, Ice cream, Ice cream! :laughing:

[tiggermamma]

Hello? Sex of course! :kiss:

I don't look this way because I ate ice-cream now do I?!

[OneBabyBoy]

Sex with someone you love is truly one of the best things in life.

[kymmy]

Sex with someone you love is truly one of the best things in life.
:iagree:

Icecream is ok but atm can't eat too much. ......

[Mamalicious]

See that enthusiasm:laughing:;)Thats what I like...

:laughing: That's what happens when your hormones are running wild and your hubby is in another country!

Or maybe that's just me :laughing:

[3SPUNKRATZ]

i said depends. when i have AF hell yeah icecream is better. but its gotta be that nuts about chocolate stuf wit hte fudge sauce through it. mmmmmm....... havt had that in about a year. mmm, want some now.

that said, sex hmmmm..... ice cream IS better than sex.

























but its not better than making love to my husband.

[katieinwa]

oh deffo icecream

tried having sex the other night, it was abysmal and i only did it for the good of the country (and DP)

now i fancy some icecream hmmm

[~mia&ryan~]

Icecream doesn't even come a close second...