Funny dreams?

[mumofsamuel]

Hi ladies,
I thought I had to start a new thread for this one as I'm hoping there will be many funny dreams to share. I will put it in point form as will be easier than typing forver. My dream last night was:
Went to hosp with labour pains.
Nurses started buzzing around me in a frenzy.
Told them I was only 17 wks and they couldn't deliver as I haven't had my 18 wk scan yet. The nurse asked me if I wanted to see my baby.
She took the baby out of me, showed it to me and put it back in (no pain at all).
It was an UGLY boy - blond hair, eyebrows. eyelashes and all - albino (hubby is meditterannean and I am only a FAKE blonde!).
There was a large prosthetic vag that Drs in training were learning how to deliver from. (I know - WIERD!!!).
Hubby ran in sorry to have missed it. I told him he didn't.
We went back to work.

Is that PSYCHO or what?

Has anyone else had wierd dreams? I am getting them more and more now. I've heard they are very common. Would love to hear I am not the only one that should be admitted to a mental hosp!

[InGi]

Hey wow that was a wierd dream lol.
Ive been having some wierd crazy dreams too, the other night I dreamt i went to the docs to show him my u/s pics but my bf couldnt make it so i brought my best friend (who is normally fairly well mannered - doesnt swear etc) and we sat in the docs office and she started talking to him about someone and swearing a LOT and she just turned into a real crazy lady, which was wierd, then he said he wanted to check the heartbeat etc and went up to this machine and dialled all these numbers n nurses came rushing in then he pulled the machine out again and it flashed pink then looked at me and said "yup! Thought so... its a girl!" and then sat back down.
it was sooo wierd!!

So after that dream I think your not the only one who would be admitted to a mental hospital lol

[Kyles72]

LOL!! Ive heard that pregnancy can trigger "vivid" dreams. Ive been having weird dreams - not quite nightmares, like one where I was out walking after a massive fight with my DH and I was mugged. Is it safe to go to sleep:confused:

[BeautifulBoys]

Im having really crazy dreams!!!!
To weird to remember.. haha but I wake up going What The?????:laughing:

[Milk_Monkey]

Mee Too!!!!

I have been having really vivid, really disturbing dreams. Waking up hot, upset, and often with pins and needles somewhere.

[supermumof3]

i dreamt my husband was being hacked up by some crazy axe murderer the other night, i do tend to dream morbid stuff a lot tho

[Butterflies&Hurricanes]

Ooooh I had a weird one the other night too... too long to go into all the details but it involved a pool party with heaps of strangers and I was in the pool a lot and people kept pulling me under the water. Then all of a sudden I'm in theatre (as a nurse) and there is a guy laying on the table having penis reconstruction surgery... WTF??? :eek: but he is awake and he asks me to go call his friend in because he needs moral support... so off I go and there is a girl and a guy outside and they argue over who is going to go in... Then I woke up!! TOTALLY RANDOM!! :laughing:

[mumofsamuel]

Oh Fluffball - I don't think I have to worry about being carted off the mental hospital as they will be too busy dragging your wierdo butt there!!!

Mine last night was wierd too. I could feel the baby kicking but there was a foot coming out the side of my belly. I could actually SEE IT!

[Butterflies&Hurricanes]

:D :laughing::yelclap:

[DeeJay]

LOL at all the weird dreams.

I have been dreaming nearly every night too, some weird ones, but funnily none about pregnancy or the baby.

Last night I dreamt that I hooked up with Bernard Fanning of Powderfinger>?? funny thing is I am not really a huge fan, and I don't really find him attractive! What the????

[julietv8]

I had one at about 20wks where i was in the birthing suite and everyone was there and all of a sudden the midwife looks worried and calls some other staff over to have a look
"so..what do you think the problem is?"
"i think its tusks are stuck"
"hrrm i think you are right"

im like "TUSKS!! WTF!!"
so they start digging around and eventually I give birth to a full size walrus, it was bigger than i was.

So yeah, if anyone is going mental, its me.


Must say, at 33 weeks it feels like a walrus sometimes!! :laughing:

[mumofsamuel]

Oh julietv - my advice to you, although a tad too late would be "don't tell anyone else about this!". All the best. :)

[Milk_Monkey]

:laughing: You guys make me feel so much better!!!

I love the penis reconstruction and the tusks!

I had one where some guy threw coins at me and i lost some of my memory. And then my mum, DP and DS were in a car, and i knew i should be in it with them, but they had decided to choose someone else who had lost their memory. I woke up so upset with DP for disowning me!

I've heard that eating cheese before bed isnt good for dreaming. And mustard too...

[Luvmytum]

Hilarious!Such random bizarre no sense dreams - don't you love our psychie??

I had a weird one last night where I gave birth to triplets at 19 weeks but I didn't know that I was pregnant with triplets. They said to "yes it's normal to come early with triplets".

When the first one came out it was a girl I think & had a nose like Owen Wilson & then they said the other two were still born but then they weren't. The second one was a boy & looked about 2 years old & had a mop of red hair like Ron Weasley & the third one was almost black with a slight mustache (a real picture I must say...) I was thinking how can I have 3 ugly babies????

I always seem to dream really heavy right before I wake up & also have had bad ones wake me up in the middle of the night where you might be angry at the person the next day that you've dreamt about or something. Crazy.....

[mumkc]

Well, last night I was partying with Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears!

And the night before I was surviving the Titanic hitting an iceberg!

What an exciting life I lead!

PS Love the one about the walrus!

[mandiii20]

Well my dreams last night left me waking up in tears!!

In the one night I had three dreams about my partner, i'd try talking to him and he would walk away (in public places). he wouldnt say anything, i didnt see his face, but i knew it was him and he wouldnt talk to me. One was in like a theme park type thing, and the other was in an assembly type thing and the other in a very large swimming pool. He just kept walking away and i would cry after him. I dont know what it means, but it has left me all scared and shaken! GOD I HATE DREAMS SOMETIMES!!!! :crying:

[Butterflies&Hurricanes]

Ok got another one to add to the list... This one is a bit on the naughty side...:o
Dreamt I was at a wedding or big birthday party... not too sure. It was one of those real glitzy affairs. I was in the car doing my makeup and getting dressed :confused: when Denzil Washington turns up as a valet to park the car :confused:
He parks the car. I go to the party. I'm sitting in a big room where people are lazing about watching TV. This girl comes up to me and shoves a little pot of glitter gel make up stuff at me and says 'Here, your ex was eating this at the last party' - WTF??
Anyway, I then realise I didnt finish putting on my make up... Cant find the car ANYWHERE. Denzil helps me look. Next thing I know, Denzil is doing rather naughty things to me! WTF?? :confused:
I dont even find him attractive! Why would I dream that?? :o
I'm definitely a weirdo!