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polony
23-02-2006, 14:14
the guy hands you this!!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

WARNING: a little language. may offend some people... :eek:
LittleBoysRock
23-02-2006, 15:06
Omigoodness....

What a loony!
MissBrightside
23-02-2006, 15:11
All I have to say is "What the......"
our little treasures
23-02-2006, 15:20
NO WAY How could this be???? I am just ill thinking of it..:crying:
Charlie
23-02-2006, 15:31
Who could possibly marry let alone have a family with a tool like that?? :confused:
Goosie22
23-02-2006, 15:34
Who could possibly marry let alone have a family with a tool like that?? :confused:

PML yes what a tool indeed.
brooke
23-02-2006, 16:08
what a loser! seriously!
bec79
23-02-2006, 16:17
What a sicko! I wish I hadn' read that. It makes me sick to think that people like that exist in this world!
the_queen
23-02-2006, 16:23
:shame: what a complete moron.
bronny-jane
23-02-2006, 16:49
hey how'd you get my pre-nup.
madvoice
23-02-2006, 17:22
Reading that contract makes me think of a famous Dolly Parton song...

D-I-V-O-R-C-E!!
onabreak
23-02-2006, 17:45
What a creep. Can't beleive there are men out there like that. Wierdo
Chickadee
23-02-2006, 18:01
It takes all kinds in this world. At least she knew what she was getting into, or should have.

Iowa. Pretty cold in winter. Their heating bill would have been pretty high if she was going to be naked all the time!
pegasus
23-02-2006, 18:05
Does make me wonder what I'd put in a contract for DH...:laughing:

What sort of detail did this guy go into?
Chickadee
23-02-2006, 18:12
Pegasus, it was very detailed. I stopped reading after page 2 (of 4) but was mainly about her obedience, setting out his expectations of how she will dress, shave, behave, etc. To be fair he did give her exemptions if an expectation was causing her pain and she was able to earn "good behaviour days".

Not the sort of relationship I'd want, but it works for some people.
polony
23-02-2006, 18:15
I think pg 4 is the most ridiculous, with the GBD "currency" for certain things and giving notice by 12.00 etc...

Only in the US....:shame:
bronny-jane
23-02-2006, 18:17
i thought it was hilarious. anyone got his email address
pegasus
23-02-2006, 18:24
Pegasus, it was very detailed. I stopped reading after page 2 (of 4) but was mainly about her obedience, setting out his expectations of how she will dress, shave, behave, etc. To be fair he did give her exemptions if an expectation was causing her pain and she was able to earn "good behaviour days".

Not the sort of relationship I'd want, but it works for some people.

It's okay Martha - I read it, but my answere was sort of marked in disbelief, but I couldn't find an appropriate smilie.:rolleyes: - maybe I should have used this one?

I just meant the detail (particulary about shaving and about stockings...etc) was unbelievable.

Okay guys - if you were going to have a smilie for unbelievable/disbelief - what would it look like?:)
polony
23-02-2006, 18:37
there is this one :eek:
Maghan
23-02-2006, 18:44
Wow, and here me thinking that the house should be kept clean by my stay at home man was a huge thing to ask!!! I should put more in the fine print me thinks! Although I'd be happy for him not to wear a thong:smiliedance:
Charlie
23-02-2006, 19:29
hey how'd you get my pre-nup.

I got my husband to read it, then ask him if HE had signed it yet!!! :yelclap:
KiLLaKaZ
24-02-2006, 00:06
This guy's twisted!! :eek:

But, she must have been REALLY scared of him/ had a VERY poor self-esteem to have stayed with him long enough to have had kids! one sighting of a contract like that & i would have been OUTTA there!!
MumsieMel
24-02-2006, 06:58
OMG what can i say????
:eek: :eek: :eek: :shame:
Desertress
24-02-2006, 13:06
That is totally disgusting... :mad: How can one person expect such submissiveness from another.

Makes you wonder what his upbrining was like.:shame:
kellee001
26-02-2006, 07:31
OMG What a loser.......
DjF
26-02-2006, 11:44
Ugh - i think i may vomit.
Angelmist♥
28-02-2006, 21:30
I can't believe she still married him!

:laughing: LOL I did show DH and now he wants to print a copy:shame: ;)
*Country Bumpkin*
28-02-2006, 23:20
Ohhhh no he didnt:shame:

Haha if my DP ever did anything like that and it would be the last time he ever got up!!! God id flatten him!!!!

I actually feel physicaly ill....... im struggling ot keep down the mcdonalds i just had

how could anyone do such a thing?????????
heymamma
02-03-2006, 09:35
OMG :eek: That man should be in a mental asylum (sp?) ,,, what a friggin nut cracker!!