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OJandMe
22-09-2007, 14:45
LMAO :laughing: My son... LOL... does the RANKEST number 2's... FREQUENTLY.

LOL.

He can average about 3 or 4 a day of these beauties.

You'd need an industrial strength fire hose to rinse them off properly... and that's AFTER scraping with a shovel.

He can cover one end of the nappy to the other.. with the foulest, most putrid smelling, thickly caked on (I SWEAR it's about 3cm thick!) mess.:barf:

And you know what he says if you ask him if he has a poo... "Nope. Mummy... nappy all clean."

but then you SWEAR you can smell a dead body every time he walks past... so I check.. and yep, sure enough Jordan and his explosive butt has hit again.

They wouldn't be too bad if he just let me know as soon as he did them... instead of running around and squishing it into my MCN's for half an hour! :banghead:


and then there's Oliver... who can go for days without letting one go... and when he does they are these lovely, nicely formed ones that just roll right off. :rolleyes:

LMAO :laughing:

Gotta love poo and cloth. :thumbsup:
MW&S
22-09-2007, 14:56
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww hehehhe.

I really hate poos and cloth too. But I have been putting these cotton liners in my nappies now (I actually just got the three wishes brand from wollies, $1.60 each) and then the MCN doesnt get so pooped and also I then wash the liners sepretley. Might be creating more work for myself, but just I just prefer it to getting it all over the nappy.

I sympathise OJ :thumbsup:
Ange&Seth
22-09-2007, 15:00
Gretel you never fail to make me laugh :laughing:
OJandMe
22-09-2007, 15:08
I sympathise OJ

LOL.... If I find one... I just grab Gabby and put him on the boob.... then I say to DH... " Oh I think Jord's got a poo." :o :D


Leave it to him ;)

:laughing: :devil6: :laughing:
no1pearl
22-09-2007, 15:15
OJ and Me - i love it! i would do that too!

sounds like a plan!
OJandMe
22-09-2007, 17:46
You betcha! :thumbsup: :p
jembelina
24-09-2007, 10:52
I frequently sit on the couch with bub on my lap......."I think he wants the boob.......hey baby, can you....?" Best excuse in the world!!
aimz
24-09-2007, 18:36
Chloe woke up at 6.15 this morning, i said to DH i am so not getting up yet, went into her room put the dummy back in said sleepy time, we then went in at 7.15 and she was snoring so much, Al made a bottle got ready for work had a smug look and handed Chloe to me i fed her then said lets put a new nappy on, opened up the wool cover (soooo good at concealing smells :thumbsup: ) and almost :barf: it was so foul!! i sympathise with the scraping with a shovel OJ!!!!
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24-09-2007, 19:32
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ikis84
24-09-2007, 19:35
Ha! Nice mantra LT :laughing:
*babygirl*
24-09-2007, 19:55
:laughing: thats gross and funny at the same time.
OJandMe
24-09-2007, 21:30
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LOL.. will be pulling these out... I actually have a box under Gabs cot. :thumbsup: