Desperate Housewives

[Pixie]

I looked for an old thread and couldn't find it so here's a new one :D

It starts tonight 8.40

I am tres excited lol

[Lilac]

Will it be a re-run of last season?
Sorry I mean at the start..will they do a brief refresher?
Lx

[cosmic]

I think they always do a refresher.. I hope so because I missed a lot of the last season.. I was in the first trimester and couldn't stay up past about 8pm! :eek: Funnily enough, now I'm on the third trimester I can't sleep before 11pm. :o What the?? :rolleyes:

[SweetSerenity]

I cant wait either!!! Been waiting so long! I've seen the ads and it looks so good!

[Lilac]

OH NO..DH just reminded me we are supposed to have guests for dinner!!
Is it rude to sit in front of the tele and watch it while I entertain?
How about if I put the tele in the dining room with us and crank up the volume!
What am I going to do?
Lx

[cosmic]

You just remembered you have guests? :eek: Gosh, I'd be a nervous wreck! Do you have food in the house? I barely have enough food for US let alone having people over.

Order pizza and eat in front of the telly. I bet they are cursing the dinner date as well. :p

[melfunction]

I'm wondering if I'll be able to stay awake for it!!!!! :eek: But, because I've already seen the first episode, I suppose it doesn't matter that much :D

[tickle]

Wow, glad I'm not you tonight Lilac!
KM don't worry I won't be up that late either.:rolleyes:

[Lilac]

Oh....its not like they are business associates and yes its a casual dinner..(my neighbour and kids) but I'm not sure if that means you can leave the table and go plonk in front of the tele singing out every now and again.
Cosmic, we are having Indian takeaway....so dont panic!:D
Lx

[giggles]

I think they always do a refresher.. I hope so because I missed a lot of the last season.. I was in the first trimester and couldn't stay up past about 8pm! :eek: Funnily enough, now I'm on the third trimester I can't sleep before 11pm. :o What the?? :rolleyes:

It's all training Cosmic......teaches you to grab sleep when you can :p

[Seekrit]

I love housewives!!! :D

I can't wait!!!!

And.. I might add.. Nugget's possible future name, Eva, has been set LONG before I knew who Eva Longoria was ;)

[Peaceangels]

Oooooohhh, I am so excited. Love D.H. I'm glad they do the refresher at the beginning of each show, cause I can't remember much of the last episode! :rolleyes: - mummy brain!

I guess Bubhub will be a bit quiet tonight!:D

[TwoBlue]

20 minutes to go before it starts !! ooooohhhhh so exciting :D

[Pixie]

OMG HOW GOOD IS IT!!!

I missed 2-3 epidsodes last year as I went overseas

OK I need updating how come paul young is dead? How did he die?

The new new family the mum and the son..what's their story so far? why did he say his dad is dead if he's not..is that really his mum o_0

ohhh Zach is dead :D

[Peaceangels]

Oh dear DM, you have got some catching up to do, I'll fill ya in..........................

Paul Young isn't dead (at least that's what they have you believe). The plumber took him out into the desert intending to kill him, but couldn't.....

The new family only really appeared in the last episode, so not much of their story has been revealed yet...I'm sure it will take a few months for that to all come out (in usual D.Hw fashion!).......

Zach's not dead it would seem (after tonights epi), but he is the plumber's son.

You gotta laugh how they have the cliffhanger at the end of each episode, sure keeps you watching what is going to happen next week..................:)

[razzle]

So who's in the basment????

Maybe it's Paul - Mike ended up not killing him.... :confused:

[Pixie]

ohh OK now I think Paul young is in the basement of the new peoples house, but like you say will take like 3 months before we find out :rolleyes:

Great just when I am about to have the baby..

Channel 7 really how inconsiderate lol

Yes ah well never mind about Zach I can't stand that kid.

How funny was it when Bree changed Rex's tie lmao

[Peaceangels]

How funny was it when Bree changed Rex's tie lmao

Yeh, rofl for that one! How was her MIL's comments, talk about cutting like a knife.

Gotta love Lynette, she give's us mother's a good name! :D

[razzle]

I cracked up when Lynette threw that nappy against the office window! Would have been better if it was a poo-ey one!

[Pixie]

ohh I know I was like what a B!tch!!!!

LOL when Lynette threw the nappy at the hoop :D

my DB is living in hope that he can become a SAHD hmmm lol

[sugar n spice]

yeah i am such a dhw fan i so relate to lynette she is my favourite out of all of them.

[heymamma]

Do you think it is zach..is his name zach? lol in those new peoples house in the basement. maybe thats why no one can find him. :eek: wasnt lynnette awsome at her job interview :p

[poshBecks]

I dont reckon it's Zac coz the guy said he'd been doing it for 6 years when his mum asked about the butter!! So this will be the mystery for season 2 eh!!! Well they've hooked me in!! :p I love this show!!:D

[sugar n spice]

yeah lynette was amazing in that interview, go ladies:p

[3Byrnes]

Im way ahead of you guys with Desperate Housewives, just watched episode 13, dont want to spoil anything but just wanted to say its around episode 5 when you learn a little about the person in the basement. That storyline is slow moving and not as interesting as other stuff going on in the neighborhood ;).

[poshBecks]

oooh not fair.......

[SweetSerenity]

Do you think the person in the basement is the father of the teenage boy (new neighbour)???
Sorry i missed the last 15 mins or so of the show, so i dont know if they showed the dad or not, but if not, maybe its him???
Because the boy implied the father was dead to susanne and her daughter, but he's not...so just a thought!
Nat xxx

[Pixie]

ohhhhhhh maybe Natalie!!!

I could always go to the spoiler website but I refuse lol I want to enjoy watching it!

[Lilac]

I wish I could watch all the episodes in one day and be over and done with it. I hate waiting a whole week until the next one.:p
Lx

[heymamma]

Dont ya just love lynette... her character is so clever!! ...i luv how she tiped the table so that b**chs coffee fell on her..lol

[Pixie]

OMG that was so funny!!
My fave bit was when Bree got rid of the MIL grrr that woman is a B!tch!!!!
So the new residents are keeping the father/husband in the basement huh...

On another note how much plastic surgery do you think Edie Britt has had..Nicolette Sheridan? she looks so L.A lol

[melfunction]

I missed it!!! :( Got a overseas phone call....Will have to download it :p

[MilkOnTap]

Yep - It has to be the new neighbours father in the basement. The mother was so pre-occupied when Susan came to ask for piano lessons.

I just love the fact that Susans ex is back in the neighbourhood and sleeping with Edie - Susans biggest foe!

I love Bree's personality - I think she is great. I'm not surprised the polygraph was disturbed when asked if she loved the pharmacist. But I was shocked when the polygraph didn't show anything when the pharmacist was asked if he murdered Rex! I think he has mental probs and actually believes that he didn't drug him!

Conspiracy Theory #1 - Its the father in the basement

Conspiracy Theory #2 - Susan will find Zach and kill him

Conspiracy Theory #3 - The pharmacist is going to try and seduce Bree but she will try to resist; and then I think something will happen to her and it will be his fault!

[heymamma]

No Re: the whole bree thing... i think her son will flip out that she is already moving on & attack the both of them.
I wish they would keep zac out of it..i dont like him.

[Pixie]

Zack is a nutjob...weirdo child!!
The pharmacist for sure has taken Beta blockers which is why the test will come up perfect for sure he has posioned Rex to get to Bree..another psycho...I tell you if I lived on that street I would wonder what on earth was going on and move lol

[melfunction]

Gabrielle loses the baby :p

[sugar n spice]

KM how do you download the show or other shows for that matter and is it free.

i loved it when bree through her mil out. that was a laugh:D

[Pixie]

my DB said to me last night Gabby would lose the baby..he said no way will they make her look pregnant!

[melfunction]

KM how do you download the show or other shows for that matter and is it free.

i loved it when bree through her mil out. that was a laugh:D


I use Limewire at the moment, but Dh is in the process of putting another one on computer, but I don't know the name of it....

[Mother Duck]

Plleeeeeeeeze tell me someone has recorded Desperate Housewives tonight?

I am so busy preparing our BAS that I forgot it was on

Can't believe it :crying:

Apart from Carnivale and this I watch pretty much ZERO TV - please let me know if I can arrange a lend of this episode before next week

Thank you so much :kiss:

Desperate Housewife

[razzle]

Sorry.... didn't tape it....

But I was in hysterics watching the Friday night dinner scene over at Bree's house! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[Mother Duck]

:(

Feeling like I missed 'the party'

[Pixie]

I never record anything sorry!

I know that was funny hey Rachel, eghh what about the new lawyer :eek: and Zack ohhh wonder where that story line is going he is a nut case, and Rex gosh I hate that man!!!

[heymamma]

You hate Rex?? he is dead... Rex was bree husband that just died. I can't stand George that guy thats trying to get into bree's life. He is friggin weird!!

[Pixie]

Agghh Not Rex sorry the pharmacist!!

So the guy in the basement is he like the special needs son who killed someone and they are protecting him?? He doesn't look like her husband.

I think Bree has finally lost the plot lol

[heymamma]

lol i know..it was weird to see her hair does actually fall out of place :laughing: Yeah i think it might be her son maybe,, cause hear the other son said somthing bout him being slow.

[Pixie]

My goodness what an episode last night :eek: the pharmacist is completly wacko!!!

And how huge is the guy from the basement.

I laughed when her model friends turned up and screamed "you're pregnant" lol my goodness that dress was so tight and she is so tiny, but it made her butt look huge!

I swear she is the only reason (Eva longoria) my Db sits through the show in case she does a quick underwear shot!

[Pixie]

OK you think Caleb will spill the beans???
How scary was the guy who took Gabby for the drive :eek:

LMAO at the guy from Lynettes work who got the cattle prod ha ha

[Seekrit]

I had a good teary in this episode.
Poor Gabby :(

[drewid]

Hubby interrupted last night's viewing...when she was releasing the balloon and talking about what she would have named the baby, I heard Charlie for a boy, what was the girls name?

[Seekrit]

I believe it was Aurora. She rolled the Rs on it tho' so I'm not 100%

[drewid]

Ah, thank you! Its been driving me mad :)

[Pixie]

yep that was it...I know I got choked up as well..then told myself off for getting upset at the show lol

[heymamma]

Lynette is awesome isnt she...always finds a way to make me think she is better every week..lol
Man that freak george is scary...poor bree....next week looks interesting.

[Peaceangels]

LMAO at the guy from Lynettes work who got the cattle prod ha ha

Me too, that was hilarious!! :laughing: :laughing:

How's that George - what a wacko :devil6: , I cringe every time I see him (always have, from the beginning). I wonder what he will do to Bree..................

[shinebrite]

He he I had a good cry too... xept Dh interupted me whilst I was crying :o so im issed the girls name too!! poor Gabby

lynette is SUCH a kak!

And poor pooor bree... I hope that george gets his just deserves!!!

[sugar n spice]

Man i love lynette on the show shes my favourite. George gees will that just get rid of him????

[MumsieMel]

I agree, do away with George!!!! :devil6:

Shed a tear last night for Gabby :crying:

[melfunction]

George has issues. He torched a porsche....:eek:

[Pixie]

I hate George is one serious weirdo

[tanni_83]

can anyone give me a heads up on that young dark boy and what he was doing with the young white girl in the park, i seen that then next time i looked he was getting taken away in a police car!!! pls help me out here ladies!!!!! :detective:

[heymamma]

That wasnt him in the police car...that was the one that has been locked up in the basement..he escaped...when the other dark boy was looking in bree's backyard ,bree's daughter spotted him ...then she said in a flirty tone "are you looking for me?" ..so im guessing he is now hooking up with her.
But if im wrong someone please correct me.

[melfunction]

Caleb is the seriously disturbed one who killed a girl and was being locked up in the basement.
Matthew is the seriously good-looking Denzel clone, who is sneaking out to be with Bree's daughter.

[Pixie]

ahhhh to be 16 again and teasing the boys :D

[shinebrite]

DITTO! wasnt that the life...;)

[TTannyaa]

Spunky Matthew yummmmmmmmmmmmmm :D :D :D

[Elijahs_Mum]

It was Caleb in the car... Gabrial confirmed that.....
I cant beleive she lost the baby...
I was crying when she let go of the balloon. I had a misscarage recently so It was soooo much more sadder LOL
-Kay :sleeping:

[razzle]

I got a bit teary too.... what a lovely way of dealing with your feelings though.

[heymamma]

Yayy i hope that george doesnt wake up & call an ambulance himself. Poor susan i felt so sorry for her.... & gabby she is so nasty sometimes.

[shinebrite]

WAY TO GO GABBY i recon that little good for nothing nun was a cow!!!! I LOVE gabby!!

Awe and poor susan..

And poor bree!!! I cant beleive she cried!!! I hope george doesnt wake up!!!!

How funny is lynette!!! she is a classic that woman!!!!

ah I love Desperate housewives!!! :smiliedance:

[Pixie]

OK I missed last monday's episode not yesterday the 17th Monday the 10th is the one I missed anyway wasn't on last night???? so what happened in the previous episode and how come it wasn't on last night? Coz it was easter monday?

anyway some one update moi :D

[razzle]

Last Monday was another one of those 'this is what's happened so far' shows... so you haven't missed anything!!

[Pixie]

oh ok :) phew lol

[Pixie]

:o So what happened this monday I fell asleep lol

[Pixie]

wow thanks :D ohhh gay-ness, sucide, children seeking their parents lol just like real life eh :D

[razzle]

Here you go - episode 210.... don't look up the website unless you have the strength not to look and see what's coming up next week!! :thumbsup:


Lynette is thrilled when she realizes that her company will provide for daycare. She just needs to convince her boss Ed to include his baby, Mindy, to meet the quota. The trouble is, his wife, Fran, is so devoted that she'd never allow it. Lynette meets with her to try to convince her she could use a break, but she insists that she cherishes every minute with her child.

So she goes to work on Ed and soon she has him convinced that he needs more time with his daughter. After Ed practically kidnaps the baby to get her away from his wife, it's Lynette who tells her it's OK to get help and Fran finally agrees to the daycare.

Addison Prudy reluctantly shows up for his "father-daughter" bonding with Susan but remains unenthusiastic about getting to know her, although he's not above calling her when he needs to be bailed out of jail. Unbeknownst to them both, his wife has been following him and assumes they're having an affair, since he still hasn't told her Susan is his daughter. She wakes to find the word "*****" painted in huge red letters on her garage door and when Mrs. Prudy tracks her down at the supermarket and starts throwing the contents of her cart at her, Susan has no choice but to blurt out the truth. Mrs. Prudy calms down and simply tells her that her father is going to break her heart. He shows up to admit he's not proud of the way he's lived his life, but that he is proud of Susan and does want to get to know her -- after he's patched up his marriage.


Sister Mary is still a fixture in Carlos's post-prison life and Gabrielle is at a loss as to how to get rid of her. When the priest tells her the nun was unable to take her annual trip to Botswana due to lack of funds, Gabrielle gladly donates the money. Except that now Sister Mary's convinced Carlos to go with her. There's nothing Gabrielle can do about it -- until she realizes at the doctor's office that the inoculations Carlos is about to get prior to his trip contain egg , which he's terribly allergic to. So she "forgets" to tell the doctor about his allergy and the resulting reaction keeps him out of commission. She apologizes to the fever-wracked Carlos, but her newfound sympathy evaporates when, in his delirium, he keeps saying Sister Mary's name!

Betty and Josh sneak Caleb out of the psychiatric hospital where he's been treated as a John Doe since his arrest. But they're spotted by a mysterious goateed man named Monroe, who has tracked Caleb down to the hospital himself.

Zach is back and Paul lies that he doesn't know who his real father is. He warns Mike to stay away from them both or he'll tell the police that Mike kidnapped him. Mike counter-threatens, saying that if they move away, he'll be the one to go to the police with what he knows about Paul.

Bree feigns surprise when the police tell her about George's suicide. She then tells her friends and then she has to break the news to Andrew, who's back from camp. He informs her he hates her and that it's her fault Rex is dead. He tells his boyfriend, Justin, that when Bree told him he was going to hell for being gay, he knew she'd stop loving him one day, so he just stopped loving her first. And he's just waiting to get something on her so he can get back at her.

Andrew says he can't get over Rex's death because his murderer died at his own hand, and Bree asks if he'd feel better if George had been executed. He says, "Of course," so she tells him how she just let George die. Andrew smiles and says, "Thank you for telling me."