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KaM
22-06-2007, 23:11
Which is ur little bub!! Matilda used to be an acrobat for sure!! Now we're a mix! :laughing:

Lexicon of Breastfeeding Styles
by Tanya Krueger

Babies adopt many different breastfeeding styles in the course of their nursing period. I have identified some of the more common styles you will encounter as you breastfeed your baby.

Homer Simpson, a.k.a No talk, must eat

This baby attacks the nipple and sucks voraciously, assuming the "I am starving" body language. This style may include grunting, screaming, moaning or other noises that indicate the milk is not coming fast enough to satisfy him. Also, baby may paddle legs and pump arms either in frustration or in an attempt to get milk to come faster! When milk does let down baby will gulp his food and avoid any socialization as he is completely focuses on getting his meal.


Gourmet

This baby approaches the breast like the food editor of your local newspaper. He often reclines in a comfortable position and nurses slowly, savoring every swallow. He may also include a great deal of lip smacking, and latch on over and over again as though he can not tear himself away from such a delicious meal.

Social Butterfly

This baby would like to spend more time socializing then eating. He will stare up into Mom's face, smile around the nipple, and if encouraged - latch off the breast and begin a conversation by cooing and gurgling. This style is difficult to ignore and mother may find a 10 minute breastfeeding session is extended to half an hour as baby flirts shamelessly and eats very little.

Sampler

No thanks, I'm not hungry is this baby's style. He latches on, he latches off, he latches on, he latches off ad infinitum. Although he is adopting a grazing style he manages to empty an entire breast. Some Moms will experience the same phenomenon with a pint of Ben & Jerry's.


Acrobat

As baby gets older and more mobile he may adopt the acrobat style. This involves complex gymnastic positions in which to nurse. Some positions may involve standing on their heads, crouching, and standing up while nursing. Mom may find her patience sorely tested with this style.


Playful

With this style baby uses the breast as a toy. For example: he may latch on and suck until the milk lets down at which point he will pull off so the milk will spray on his face and clothing which is vastly entertaining; or baby may latch on and suck then begin to pull his head away while still maintaining suction resulting in a grossly elongated nipple which snaps back with the G3 force when baby releases. Assorted variations on this style abound and are too numerous to list.

Sleeping Pill

This style involves using the breast as a sleep aid. Often baby will want to latch on only to fall asleep within minutes, the breast containing some form of a sleeping pill. This is a very popular style as babies often adopt it 3 or 4 times a day in conjunction with naps and bed time.

Pixie
22-06-2007, 23:16
OMG which one isn't she is easier to say lol

She isn't
Homer simpson

She is everything else.......until next week when we start weaning! :(

our little treasures
23-06-2007, 02:39
My 2 have been all of those over their time of bf!

SilverStarfish
23-06-2007, 05:44
Sarah did most of those :laughing: but I'd say she fit into social butterfly and sleeping pill the best.

Pippi Longstocking
23-06-2007, 06:12
Shine is definitely all of the above, excluding maybe the sampler. She manages to combine a few of them at once, such a talented wee button she is. She can be the acrobat, standing on her head, whilst smacking her lips and letting milk spray out while trying to tweak the nipple with her fingers....

Starlet
23-06-2007, 15:06
Sleeping Pill here atm...but he isn't 2 weeks old yet, so I'm sure that will change! lmfao.

nemosmum
23-06-2007, 15:22
DS~ Homer:yes: He would scream bloody murder before a feed, during a feed, switching boobs and after a feed:rolleyes:

DD~ Social Butterfly.....she does this smile mid feed:p that would melt the hearts of the coldest bottle feeding nazi oops did I say that:eek: hahahaha

Alisonp
24-06-2007, 15:43
Combination of gourmet and acrobat here :p

MW&S
24-06-2007, 15:50
Social Butterfly, sleeping pill and gourmet here..:laughing: And on a rare occasion a homer simpson...:cool:

OM
24-06-2007, 15:50
Oh that was great! My kids are all of the above!!

Bumble
24-06-2007, 15:54
bails is a homer simpson

♥Heaven Sent♥
24-06-2007, 18:15
Sasha has been all of the above at some time but at the moment he is:
Sampler acrobat and sleeping pill.

ikis84
24-06-2007, 18:20
Homer Simpson, a.k.a No talk, must eat

This baby attacks the nipple and sucks voraciously, assuming the "I am starving" body language. This style may include grunting, screaming, moaning or other noises that indicate the milk is not coming fast enough to satisfy him. Also, baby may paddle legs and pump arms either in frustration or in an attempt to get milk to come faster! When milk does let down baby will gulp his food and avoid any socialization as he is completely focuses on getting his meal.

OMG, that describes Olivia to a tee! It is quite frustrating for me really -- and uncomfortable. Sometimes she is the social butterfly - kinda cute, but again, a little frustrating... I wish she was the sleeping pill!!

Bron
24-06-2007, 18:23
Depends on the time of day. DS is usually a playful/social butterfly combination, but in the evenings and for feeds during the night, he is Homer Simpson all the way.

Laksa
25-06-2007, 17:39
in the morning, Harper is a little piggy homer simpson, in the arvo he is sampler snacker boy

Seekrit
25-06-2007, 17:44
hahaha cute!
Cobey's an "all of the above"

lately he detatches, looks at me, stands up, gives me a kiss, gets back down and keeps drinking :D

~Emmylou~
25-06-2007, 19:16
LMAO!
Total Homer simpson here at the moment, but a bit of a social butterfly as well.

And as he's getting more mobile now the acrobat is on the way too I think.